Here Comes Honey Boo Boo: Y’all Better Redneckognize That It Was Fun While It Lasted. Say Buh Bye To Boo.

It’s true.

Honey Boo Boo Child has left the building.

Reality just got Real in McIntyre. 

And not even Alana‘s Chicken Nugget Power could save them this time.

TLC shut down our little cheeseball.

Here Comes Honey Boo Boo has come…and gone.

No more mayo baths.  No more live chickens wandering the house.  And don’t even think about greasing up the kitchen floor like a Crisco flavored Slip n’ Slide, cuz that ain’t gonna happen again.

I think I’ve even lost my appetite for sketti.

The party’s over and all we have left is that big mystery stain on the living room carpet.

And memories.  Lots of them.  All burned into our brains like hot roadkill BBQ.

Really, Mama June?

Apparently somebody on the sex offender registry thought it was, because in the end TLC agreed with Alana and pulled the plug when all that post-Sugar Bear shizz hit the fan.

And now it’s RedneckGame Over.

Sadly, the good ones are always gone too soon.

But before I get too emotional…sing for us, Brad Paisley.

RIP, Honey Boo Boo Child.

Peace Out.