It’s Good Friday, so in the spirit of the holiday, I’m doing a No FFS!? edition of FFS!? Friday.
Stay with me, I’m still going to try to find the sarcastic.
It’s chocolate weekend – the one time of year when we are encouraged to go nuts and not feel a shred of guilt. No FFS!?
Thanks to my extensive ticket buying at the school P&CEaster raffle, we have extra chocolate to sustain us for at least the next three months of rolling Easter weekends here at Parental Parody Palace. No FFS!?
Hot cross buns. No FFS!?
2 public holidays meaning #1Hubby’s home to
Staying with the #1Grandparents for the long weekend meaning free food, free childcare, free booze (albeit covertly poured while they’re not looking). No FFS!?
Upgrading #1Nana’s internet to Wifi so I’m never without Facebook and Twitter means not being torn between the advantages of the previous No FFS!? and her formerly archaic wired internet. No FFS!?
#1Nana has a dishwasher (I’m one of the few people on the planet Earth who don’t), so I am painting my nails as soon as I finish this post, in preparation for a long weekend free of hot soapy dish water. No FFS!?
I’m working tomorrow, despite it being the Easter weekend. This is a No FFS!? because it means I still get my usual weekly escape to a blissful, silent, vacant office of quiet and stillness. No FFS!?
And finally, this baby, saved up for a special occasion. That I will hide in the shed fridge so that I don’t have to share it. No FFS!?
Happy Easter Nuffnang, as this baby was purchased with the Red Balloon voucher I won last year.
Happy Easter, yo(no, this is not me. My ass is larger and less hairy)
