I’m officially putting all my Toddlers & Tiaras pixie stix guzzling friends on notice.
You can keep your Outfit of Choice crowns and your Grand Double Deep Dish Supreme trophies, but you are all going to have to turn in your Sugar Buzz sashes, because there is a new Sheriff in town.
Earlier this year McDonald’s unleashed the Spunju Babbu talking straw to unsuspecting Mothers and overly sweetened soda sucking kids all across Japan.
That’s Sponge Bob Squarepants to all of you on this side of the arches, and our boy is apparently something that Japanese children were a little surprised to find poking out of their Happy Meal bags.
You might want to turn down your monitor volume if you insist on continuing to surf the web at work. These kids are either very excited by the fact that their straws talked back to them after a quick slurp, or Godzilla just pulled up in the drive-thru.
My ears are bleeding…but I’m Lovin’ It.
