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Dance Moms Rewind: A Survival Guide Of Life Lessons Learned At The ALDC. Some Old Stuff…Until The New Stuff.

By Danthatscool @DanScontras

Cut me some slack, people.  It’s better than nothing.

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Not gonna lie.  This whole Dance Moms dry spell kinda caught me off guard.

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Wait.  What?  No new episodes?  At first I was all like…

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Then I think I went into denial or something.
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Until I finally just lost my nutty.  Oh  Hell Nah.

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Luckily, someone let me know it’s only temporary and the show would be back.

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I tried filling the lonely hours with my other hobby.

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That was fun for a few weeks, but eventually I got bored.  And pretty bloated.

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It was time to stop being such a baby and remember what the ALDC taught us:

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Walk into work on Monday like a Boss, even when you’re still wearing Friday’s clothes.

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Or make this fiercely fabulous entrance.  PS…This bitch is totally copying Nia.

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Portion control.  Just do it, fercryinoutloud.

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Awkwardly inappropriate office bromances seem to be more accepted nowadays.

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Never underestimate the power of a sassy new makeover, mmmkay?

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I know, right?  So beautiful.  My principal never had zippers on her pant suits.

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How the Laverne & Shirley of our generation made subtlety and noon cocktails a thing.

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And don’t even get me started on Walmart.

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I know what you guys are probably thinking by now…

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Of course not.  I mean…well, maybe just a little.

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But I have an amazing poker face, so you’d never know it.

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All things considered, I think I’m handling the mid-season break pretty well.

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Or not, maybe.

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Yeah.  Emotionally…

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Totally unrelated side note:  This is still the best gif ever in the history of ever.  Werk.

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So now I guess we should just sit and stare at the TV until Dance Moms returns.

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Sounds like a plan.  You know where to find me.  Buh Bye now.

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