2) Update our author profiles so they no longer contain nudity or transvestite role models
3) Replace the term “Pictures of Fat & Ugly people” with “Tragic Lives”
4) Limit the frequency of calling Willow Smith a “Prince look-a-like lesbian”
5) Receive less search engine traffic for the search term “naked family pictures” (The numbers are scary)
6) Dominate the world with P&C T-shirts, promoting non legitimate apparel and raising more money for hungry children
7) Develop relationships on a personal level with people like Babe25 and u8a22
9) Use coconut oil for stretch marks, lubrication, and baking needs to be more economical
10) Triple the amount of ridiculous S#&! we post, increase political and crude commenting, and maximize intense responses.
