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Zebra D’s Top 10 New Year’s Resolutions

By Bestfunnyblog @bestfunnyblog

2) Update our author profiles so they no longer contain nudity or transvestite role models

3) Replace the term “Pictures of Fat & Ugly people” with “Tragic Lives”

4) Limit the frequency of calling Willow Smith a “Prince look-a-like lesbian”

5) Receive less search engine traffic for the search term “naked family pictures” (The numbers are scary)

6) Dominate the world with P&C T-shirts, promoting non legitimate apparel and raising more money for hungry children

7) Develop relationships on a personal level with people like Babe25 and u8a22

9) Use coconut oil for stretch marks, lubrication, and baking needs to be more economical

10) Triple the amount of ridiculous S#&! we post, increase political and crude commenting, and maximize intense responses.

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