Hello everyone, I hope all is well with you. Today, I thought I’d write a post about addiction. Now, this isn’t any kind of normal addiction like a drug or alcohol addiction. This addiction is what we call a NETFLIX addiction. It’s hard to tell if a loved one has this addiction so, I thought I’d post some symptoms and that way, you’d be able to help those loved ones who can’t help themselves. So, without further ado, here we go.
You might be addicted to NETFLIX if you’ve developed carpel tunnel syndrome from operating the remote and you’ve gained ten pounds.
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You might be addicted to Netflix if you can reenact whole scenes from “The Office” with the TV off.
You may be addicted to NETFLIX if you’ve watched “The Tiger King” in its entirety.
You may be addicted to NETFLIX if you believe Dwight Schrute is a real person.
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You might be addicted to NETFLIX if you think a mullet is a current fashion statement.
You might be addicted to NETFLIX if moving to the Ozarks and laundering money for the drug cartel is a viable career choice.
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You might be addicted to NETFLIX if you have the sudden urge to buy tigers and open your very own petting zoo.
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You might be addicted to NETFLIX if you want to dress up for Halloween as Joe Exotic.
You might be addicted to NETFLIX if you want to introduce your neighbor who mows his lawn at seven in the morning wearing his black knee socks to Carol Baskin.
You might be addicted to NETFLIX if you’re considering cooking meth in an RV in your underwear as a way to make some extra cash.
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You might be addicted to NETFLIX if you end another person’s sentence with “that’s what she said.”
You might be addicted to NETFLIX if you believe Michael Scarn Threat Level Midnight is a real movie.
You may be addicted to NETFLIX if you’re considering changing your last name to Heisenberg.
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Thanks for stopping by and reading my addiction to NETFLIX post. Do you have any symptoms to add? Leave them in the comments! I’d love to hear from you!
