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When Life is Funnier Than Satire

Posted on the 20 March 2020 by Markwadsworth @Mark_Wadsworth

From The Daily Mash:
ANYONE who does not live in a detached house will be barred from shopping in Waitrose during the coronavirus crisis.
As the pandemic continues to disrupt shopping, the supermarket has introduced restrictions to ensure only ‘their kind of people’ stockpile its overpriced items.

Not true. My wife had to queue this morning just like everybody else.
From a Waitrose & John Lewis email yesterday:
We’re also suspending services that involve close contact between customers and Partners. This includes our cafes, A Place To Eat and others that require skin contact, such as beauty counter treatments and bra-fitting. Nespresso and Kuoni will be closing their outlets too as a temporary measure.
Truly the end of the world as we know it.

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