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What Would You Rather? Blumkin VS. Death?

By Ceboscuit @ceboscuit

2nd installment of What Would You Rather and we are going real big.  This one is mostly for the ladies but as a guy this is no brainer.  I’m going blumkin seven days a week.  Want to know why?  I like my life.  I like living and see no reason to end it when I could give a blumpkin and move on.  Stipulations?  There really aren’t any.  In fact, to get it done, I’m not saying desperate times don’t call for desperate measures.  Think I’m getting blackout before I do this?  You better believe it.  I don’t want to remember a thing.  Just make sure I get it done and I’m on to the next one.

The crazy thing is, a ton of people I’ve suggested this to have chosen death.  Really?  You’d chose dying over basically giving a slobberknocker?  Am I missing something here?  Straight crazy talk all the way around.

P.S. If you don’t know what a blumpkin is then I don’t know what is wrong with you.  However, if you have been living in a cave for your entire life, you can read what a blumpkin is here.

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P.P.S. If you don’t think I own this shirt, you have no idea who you’re dealing with.


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