While there may be an application for almost everything imaginable, can you think of a good reason for the hot trend of sex apps? I can- several, in fact. Need advice or good tips on what works for women? Ever forgotten a tryst or wanted advice about performance, but were too embarrassed to ask? Now, for the average fee of $0.99 per app, you can have the answers in your reach. Here are some of the handiest sex apps out there:
Wonder How You Rate in Bed?
For those of you whose egos aren’t fragile enough, there are two apps to rate your sexual performance. One is quite aptly named: the Sexulator. It’s a sex calculator that calibrates your sex skills. The second, ‘Passion,’ is a bit more detailed in that it reads sounds and movements beginning to end, and scores you afterward. It includes both stamina and orgasm levels. Sometimes info is a bit too much, maybe?
Games for Couples or More
Jacking up the traditional Truth or Dare, this app takes it a step further for group gropes. You plug in the names of the players, and depending on which they choose (truth or dare, silly) it comes up with the dare. It could be anything from a piece of clothing removal to a lap dance, you’ve been warned. Another useful app is for couples who are new-fashioned. Bored with sex dice? No problem. Use the ‘Ultimate Sex Dice’ app to spice up your sex life, with positions, body parts and rooms to maneuver them in.
What Do I Do When…?
Even the most experienced lover can get a brain freeze on innovative ideas. There’s the app listing female orgasm ideas, which any lady friend would be thankful for. The app for the less experienced, called ‘Mistakes Men Must Avoid.’ Also known as what you dropped the ball on after the act and how not to do it again. Some people are shy when it comes to going into a sex toy shop, so for the easily blushed there’s an app that actually explains what and how the little trinkets ought to be used. And for those extremely advanced aficionados, there’s the Super Kama Sutra, that even lets you mark your favorites.
Strangely Entertaining
There are hundreds of apps that are for purely private entertainment purposes, most involving breasts or stripteases in some manner. Two that swerve away from the norm are the Russian Brides Gallery, with half-dressed Slavs slavering for attention. It also includes convenient backgrounds on those you find tastiest. The other is the brilliant combo of poker and anime. We’ll let you explore that one for yourself.
I’m Picking Up a Vibe
I’m not sure if you noticed, but nearly all of the sex apps are geared towards men. Whether that’s because of boys and their toys, or the fact that women appear more adept at dealing with the sexual side of things- who’s to say? There is, however, one sneaky app that I’m willing to guess had women in mind. The MyVibe app is unapologetically a vibrator. Not saying that gents won’t also enjoy the thrill of more than the lame vibration option on your phone, but this is one sure-fire way of heating up a dull day at the office.
It seems there are more apps daily than possible time to test or even use a few regularly, but when it comes to sex apps the possibilities are looking good. Who knows, maybe in a few months there will even be an app for really undressing strangers in the street instead of using the lame virtual apps available now. Then again, yeah- maybe not such a good idea-?
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