What is The Hitcher (2007) Really About?
This is just for fun and will be complete spoiler filled.
Starts with terrible CGI Hare getting run over to creates a shock moment.
Sean Bean is in this movie, well at least we know one person will die.
All American Rejects song to show that we are going to follow to normal annoying college students on a road trip.
The film actually puts a pee break in the opening credits and it is slightly creepy that you know your girlfriend’s I need a pee face.
Second CGI animal killed by car.
Highway rain scene nearly causes accident when stranger stood in the middle of road.
I want to help, don’t do it he is stranger cliché used in horror once more.
Sean Bean’s angry face because shit just got real.
No Signal cliché.
I swear the screenwriters couldn’t think of anything for Grace to say other than ‘I need to pee’.
Do we have a generation of screenwriters that loved Grease who love using the term Pussy Wagon.
Second chance to help turns into a car travel of life and death.
They are heading to a town called Tatum, I feel like this could be a road trip to Channing Tatum’s house.
Dream sequence, well this couldn’t get more clichéd if it tried.
Sean Bean playing peekaboo in the back of the car ahead.
Karma now our characters are the hitchers needing a ride.
We tried to warn you, but did you listen NO.
Sean Bean looks like he is enjoying this more than he should be.
Girls drives into the diner and has to waits for instructions when it is pretty clear she needs to go into the building to called the FUCKING POLICE AND AMBULANCE.
Wrongfully imprisoned but playing the long game of You’re Been Framed.
Awkward car chase with stunt work going on here.
Sean Bean is auditioning to be in Death Race 4.
Breaking into a motel, is this now turning into Vacancy?
Shower scene because we need to see the leading lady suggestively naked in a horror film.
I’ll be back cliché.
This is the highlight of the film with the truck splitting scene.
The Great Escape Bean Style.
Slow motion explosion walks away.
Sean Bean Died, well they got one thing right.
