This review will be a spoiler heavy review with a little bit of fun.
Ted 2
Well Mila Kunis isn’t coming back so lets start with a brand new wedding with Ted marrying his girlfriend, because in America Teddy bears can marry humans but they have only just agreed to let same sex marriage, America.
Liam Neeson cameo is both awkward and funny but it does the trix.
Ted and Tami-Lynn decided to have a baby, but wait will that just be a care bear or Yogi maybe even a Boo boo.
When Ted needs a sperm donor he ends trying to take Flash Gordon before going after American Football star Tom Brady who has his own police radio code.
Ted ends up asking John for a sample cue the scene from the trailer in the sperm bank, that would have been funnier if we had never seen it before.
When America finally decides to take away all of Ted’s human rights because he is only property he most find a lawyer and this time they cast one of the leading ladies from the last Seth MacFarlane film Amanda Seyfried and gives us a South Park montage.
Donnie who somehow isn’t in jail after his actions in the first film and wants to take Ted for himself again but this time he uses the toy company to help him.
When the court case ends up feeling like a civil rights case that actually matter I am starting to think this film is heading too serious.
Road Trip time, all going to plan before it all goes wrong due to clichéd irresponsible ideas of letting a teddy bear drive, but they get to get high again, come on do we need to see them get high all the time?
Morgan Freeman he will be the savior he was God before but he doesn’t even get a chance to narrate this film because we get Patrick Stewart this time.
Donnie has turned into James from Team Rocket in his hapless attempts to steal Ted rather Pikachu.
Happy ending round two for the franchise
