Poltergeist is the latest victim of the What Really Happens review,
This remake of a classic has a budget of $62 Million, 62 MILLION DOLLARS for a remake not even an original idea, a remake no one really ever wanted to see, this is sounds like more than all the Saw Franchise and think about it another way we could have 62 Sharknados.
In 3 minutes we learn that we have a sulky teenager, a middle child with a medical problem and an easily impressionable youngest daughter, well someone went to script writing school for easy work.
Oooo scary tree outside new house that only the middle child is scared of but well it is just a tree what can it do? But we will still make middle child sleep in the only room in the house with the tree in its window.
Scary clown, I fill like getting myself a check list of horror movie cliché.
Does that kid have a sink in his bedroom?
Ghost decide they want to be assholes when it comes to electrical equipment inside the house.
Ghosts continue to play games with the family making fancy statues out of comic books before sneezing and thinking screw it.
Where would we be in a horror movie without a storm to make the horror moments feel frightening especially with the latest game, camera phone hide and seek with the babysitter/older sister.
Madison goes missing oh wait she is just inside the television no big deal.
Paranormal investigators come to help find Madison but today Elise, Specs and Tucker are busy so we get a back up team that don’t seem to have the chemistry the best team has.
Bring the extra special investigator played by Jared Harris because The Quiet Ones was his audition.
A parallel universe that is dark and crawling with the dead, am I watch the Asylum’s version of Insidious here?
No other neighbours hear or see the destruction happening in the house even though a house explodes and they have been screaming for an hour.
Sam Rockwell cashes in pay check so he can go back to making films people actually like.
Cheap post credit scenes to make a new franchise.
