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What Is London Has Fallen Really About?

By Newguy

What is London Has Fallen Really About?london has fallen

This is just for fun and will contain spoilers.

First Olympus the home of the Gods now a real Capital city.

News updates us of increased terrorist action even after the events of the first film.

news

Planning in Pakistan for yet another attack, isn’t this movie called London has Fallen?

wrong town

Terrorist family steal the idea from Taken making it a personal family matter.

taken

Chief terrorist is killed by intelligence, well that won’t piss them off much.

he is dead

Mike Banning (Gerard Butler) is now personal trainer for President Asher (Aaron Eckhart).

trainer

Mike is going to have a baby and has week off, nope.

nope 4

The Prime Minster with the most British name ever James Wilson dies.

james wilson

The world leaders are coming to London for the funeral.

There is Colin Salmon in his normal military clothing.

salmon

British Racism and a FUCKING Kardashian Joke.

kardasian

President Beck (Morgan Freeman) is still wondering around the White House has the Vice President.

beck

The most protected event on Earth, bold statement considering that if this went smoothly it would be a drama not an action film.

drama

With London Has Fallen out does that mean we will be Big Ben is Down with Channing Tatum and Jamie Foxx later this year?

olypumpus

London Traffic cliché.

traffic

Meeting all of the heads of state, well from the major countries anyone can point out on a map.

world leaders

How the hell did no one see that?

see that

Who needs Canadian?

blame candaia

How is England this incompetent?

incoment

London’s Burning.

london

Best friend dies cliché.

GET TO THE CHOPPA.

choppa

London has never looked as empty even in 28 Days Later.

strets

Leaning out at shooting clichés.

gunshot

No one on the streets seems worried about the car chase and gun shots.

nothing to see

I guess the car chase chorographer from Fast and Furious 6 or Mad Max Fury Road was busy.

busy

Indian Jones music please after great escape.

indiana jones

Hacking terrorist take over.

hacking

Southpaw being the code word for the President and it wasn’t even Jake Gyllenhaal.

siuthpaw

It’s was a trap.

trap

Air Force One Helicopter.

air force one

War coming to you.

cmig

Villain technician is called Cameron really?

cameron

Racist joke on all Middle Eastern countries.

racist

Torture showing the true Scottish in Butler, wait that is racist, this film is changing me.

scottish

Evacuate London, do they know how many people live in London then door to door are you kidding me? Did the four yes four writers not have any idea what they are dealing with.

kidding

We have a plan

plan

We made it, NOPE.

npe

This single shot gun fight is pretty damn cool.

shot

Metal Gear Solid level expert.

metl gear solid

When you are playing what’s the time Mr Wolf and get caught red handed.

caught

Nick of Time.

time

Villain won’t die cliché.

wont die

They survived this cliché number 2.

Laughing at surviving even though thousands of innocent people have died, insensitive or what?

insensetive

Random character kills random mole.

The synopsis of this movie is horribly wrong Mike Banning discovers nothing he must just save President.

mislading

Personal phone call to killer, didn’t this happen at the start?

Rebuilding London with new Government, did the old one really do anything wrong?

gove

Baby and Happy Ending

happy ending

Morgan Freeman giving closing speech because that is why you hire him.

speech

What City Will Fall next time?

cheers

I can’t help but think this is how a 24 movie would look like squeezing too much into the short time period.

bauer


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