I am trial this new idea where I basically look at a film and give commentary in a comical way, these posts will be spoiler heavy and I will leave a link to the real review inside.
We get two hot young stars Paul Walker and Jessica Alba is a hot setting of the Bahamas where they both are used to show off their bodies, EYE CANDY time, we get the secondary couple who are good looking but don’t stand up next to the leading pair in Scott Caan and Ashley Scott.
What follows is an insane amount of diving where we get to see all four stars swimsuit bodies with pretty much nothing else happening. Oh wait they find a plane with drugs and a historical treasure because when planes crash they always hit the jackpot.
Time for a moral decision which involved two people who don’t have any morals that would rather get rich than enjoy their life together, yay. Even after agreeing to stay calm and make money they go to a wild party and end up having a fight with the owner of the club, really are you sure that is a good idea?
The drugs most belong to someone so why not try and sell them to the major drug dealers on the island because its a pretty small island and it must be run by plenty of drugs dealers, well she was blonde (harsh but true) and he did just want t get laid by her.
Now our good guys Walker & Alba have to bail out idiot couple who have messed with a generic fish out of water drug lord, he is scared of the water but goes around on a boat.
Things do go from bad to worse when stupid girl get attacked and killed by a shark because she panics under water while trying to retrieve the drugs.
Time for another twist as we discover who is really involved in the drug deals and he ends being an old friend that they never really liked, he makes demands only to listen to counter offer from the good guy.
Time for an under water fight scene with a mega explosion after our good guy said he didn’t want to blow up the reef but you know what screw it lets blow this shit up.
Our three surviving friends have now become divers and finally uncover the gold and become rich where the good couple can finally be happy and rich even after saying they would be happy just with each other.
I hope you enjoyed this and if you want to see more let me know.
