Occasionally we will get probing questions from our readers for the staff to answer.
Occasionally we don’t.
This could or could not be one of those occasions. You decide which.
Amy of The Bumble Files would like to know:
Side Note: Happy Birthday Amy!
What are Three Essential Items (Not Including Food Or Water) You Can’t Live Without?
Christopher
Family, Friends, and Twizzlers. I know you said no food, but you could use Twizzlers for more than just food. For example, if you don’t have a straw handy for your drink, Twizzlers make a great straw. Need a fishing pole? Connect 7 Twizzlers together and you have a fishing pole. 217 Twizzlers makes a hammock. The uses are endless.
Blogdramedy
In no particular order, despite what you may have heard: the full bottle of Stoli hidden beneath the half empty bottle of Stoli in my freezer; the skinny jeans AARP says I’m too old to wear but which make my ass look like it’s eighteen; the rotating screen saver of half-naked Karl Urban images on my MacBook Pro.
Omawarisan
I’d have to have my iPod, because other people’s taste in music causes me to have seizures. My favorite ball cap is a must have. I also learned that I can’t live without my glasses. I drove without them the other day. It sounded like almost everyone that I nearly hit agreed that it was a terrifying experience.
Rants
Books to read for certain, my computer, and beer. And don’t – it’s not food, and it’s not technically water either.
Justin
My books, my computer, and the people in my life. Plus, the computer doubles as a paperweight and, in an albeit a filthy pinch, the book pages can be used as toilet paper.
Cordelia
Well, Crap…I read that all wrong. I thought we had to talk about food here. I was all ready to make a list of stuff I want to stuff my face with if I ever get stranded on a deserted island and no one can see me get fat…I don’t care, I’m doing it anyway…you can’t stop me. I’ll go with Twinkies, Coca-Cola, and avocados…Don’t you dare judge me.
As far as other stuff. I need my MacBook, My iPhone, and Armani aviator sunglasses…If i don’t have those things I get all pissy. No one needs to see that. Just ask Chris about the last time he tried to honk my boob in public, I wasnt wearing my glasses, I couldn’t find my phone, and I was generally unprepared for life …not pretty.
Monk Monkey
I was going to think up funny answers to this but have, instead, decided to just be brutally honest.
1: My toiley. 2: Lots of toiley paper. 3: Toothbrush & toothpaste.
Don’t even think about complaining how I chose four things because my number 3 belongs as a set, and besides, my dentist has my back and will beat you up.
