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Welcome the Rat Year!

By Chaayen
Welcome the Rat Year!
It has been a long while since I did an LOTD post, mostly because the weather was wet and dreary. On the rare ocassion I did, dang people told me I put on weight which is really quite shitty. Yes, my face is rounder and I may be suffering from some bloating. But guys, I spent $70 on my cat dress, why is everyone not commenting on how cute it is. And I am wearing cat earrings too!!!
Honestly, I think I still look awesome. Ba-Ba not good meh, it means fortune you know. On a happier note, I got quite a bit of ang pao this year and I shook the hand of a billionaire. Woo. Yup not million but billion. Feeling quite dope because I feel like this lifetime, I have met the powerful and rich. Although I didn't make it, I feel like I made it too! Woohoo! #LoserLife 
Hopefully this rat year will bring me more wealth! I mean a handshake doesn't really change life does it?

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