Pizza pits?! Quick, someone get Domino’s on the phone! My oven’s prepped for his XL pie.
Oh good- his 7 y/o daughter can shoot a rifle. I think I’ll sell my KA motor to this guy.
Just when you thought the title couldn’t get worse, read on. “…you can stomp around and kick the trains and buldings like a monster (dont break they are my sons).
“also, i have lots of imitation crab meet in my freezer that i need to get rid of so…”
Did that just say: Hey, I’m the creepy mime. I want you. Can I return your feather?
Only $2? Damn that’s a cheap diet.
First off- is it ordinary to carry a fire extinguisher in your bug? I understand the biscuit eating/driving/passing out perfectly fine.
What the hell is Team Fortress 2?? After seeing this guy in his role play sex gear, I never want to play.
.This guy just wrote a whole damn novel. Though he is a hell of an appealing writer.
