Therealbarman

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This is me sipping bourbon, or it might be iced tea after the ice all melted, I can't really remember. I have two kids and a wife and two cats even though I like dogs a jillion times more. I tell bar stories and I entertain and some people might say I'm more awesome than juggling chain saws on fire. I never heard anyone say that, but it's possible. Cheers.

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TheRealBarman http://TheRealBarman.com/
Welcome to TheRealBarman. I am a real bartender from the East Bay, CA who is fluent in nightlife, BS, and everything related to the bartending industry. I love to share bar stories and chat about anything and everything that relates to fun and and usually immature topics. And chasing shiny things. I like chasing shiny things.

LATEST ARTICLES ( 171 )

Dear PETA, Can I Please Join Your Extremist Group?

ANGRY PETA GIRLI love animals. Probably because they boost my self-esteem and don’t judge me when I eat an entire cheese cake or watch porn. Read more
Posted on 08 May 2012 RANDOM, SELF EXPRESSION
If You Give a Moose a Beer…The 20 Stupidest Laws in America

So on Friday an Alaskan lawyer came into my bar. I know. I’m sure you’re thinking the same thing I’m thinking, which is: isn’t Alaskan law basically... Read more
Posted on 01 May 2012 LEGAL, SOCIETY
TheRealBarman Goes Fine Dining

I have always wondered if being raised under different circumstances would have shaped me into something more refined. You know, oil paintings and Persian rugs... Read more
Posted on 27 April 2012 FOOD & DRINK
The Evils of Decadence

I grew up in a smallish town in Northern CA and though I’ve been living in the Bay Area for years, I still often find myself feeling like a gawking tourist... Read more
Posted on 25 April 2012 SELF EXPRESSION
You Might Be a Drunk If…

If you’ve been on the fence lately as to whether you’ve been drinking too much. See if any of these apply. You might be a drunk if…You take a shot of 151 and... Read more
Posted on 20 April 2012 DRINK, FOOD & DRINK
The Drinking Games

My wife doesn’t indulge in novels all the time, but if someone makes a recommendation and she gets lured in, I can’t wrestle the book from her hands anymore tha... Read more
Posted on 18 April 2012 DRINK
Drunk Talk of the Week: Presidential Candidates

Our Drunk Talk of the Week comes from two twenty-something boys sitting at the bar drinking PBR’s and discussing the upcoming presidential election. This is... Read more
Posted on 13 April 2012 SELF EXPRESSION
The Bar Crusaders

One of alcohol’s super powers, among many, is its ability to elevate a drunk person’s level of certainty. Over the years bars have become the prime venue for... Read more
Posted on 10 April 2012 RANDOM, SELF EXPRESSION
Octopussy Sellout

If you haven’t heard yet, James Bond has sold his soul to Heineken, which is horrific, because even James Bond’s soul used to be suave. Read more
Posted on 06 April 2012 SELF EXPRESSION
I’m a Genius

I just had the greatest idea EVER while I was in the shower (I think really well in the shower). Normally my genius is more congruent with the guys from Jackass... Read more
Posted on 06 April 2012 SELF EXPRESSION
Why Bartending Schools Don’t Work

In case you're as dim as a 10-watt bulb, you are quite alert to the fact that I am anti-bartending school. I've been bartending and bar managing for 15 years no... Read more
Posted on 28 February 2012 DRINK, RANDOM, SELF EXPRESSION

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