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LATEST ARTICLES ( 572 )

• The WHS Pimp Tampon Revolution

  

  This is a real story:WHS Pimp was taking a poop. It was at home, on Monday…(which isn’t really important, but I’m all about the “details”)…and anyway, he... Read more

  Posted on 13 November 2013 CREATIVITY, SELF EXPRESSION

• The One Where They Start Throwing Money

  

  Strange how much not like a whore I feel today, being as Corporate finally folded and started throwing greenbacks our way to get us to stay. Read more

  Posted on 11 November 2013 CREATIVITY, SELF EXPRESSION

• Gnome Idiot, The Spew

  

  Well towards closing the second month of her stay with us here at the Brothel, Gnome Idiot is not any closer to knowing what the hell is going on than the... Read more

  Posted on 01 November 2013 CREATIVITY, SELF EXPRESSION

• Beavering Away

  

  So, I’m popping my Beaver cherry.  …And with that, as many gauche and explicitly  inappropriate  references to the subject that I can make (or anyone else can,... Read more

  Posted on 30 October 2013 CREATIVITY, SELF EXPRESSION

• The End Of An Error

  

  Today, at 5:30 a.m., Boss showed up at the office, put down his computer and company truck key, and walked back out……Never to return. Read more

  Posted on 16 October 2013 CREATIVITY, SELF EXPRESSION

• No Bug Zone

  

  Taking a break…Am fortressed  in my office, away from all the peoples, as all the peoples I know are currently carrying some version or other of the plague. Read more

  Posted on 10 October 2013 CREATIVITY, SELF EXPRESSION

• Gnome-Idiot, Takes The Lead

  

  Now that Boss has been relegated to a mere “Feature Guest” role in the blogosphere (soon to be killed off, General Hospital style)…a new idiot has taken his... Read more

  Posted on 09 October 2013 CREATIVITY, SELF EXPRESSION

• When It’s That Full

  

  I’ve been in Bally-K for the entire week, (Whenever not pinned inside the office.)Tonight, I watched exactly how far I did the LAST (and first) time I watched... Read more

  Posted on 03 October 2013 CREATIVITY, SELF EXPRESSION

• General FYI

  I try not to “chug” Jameson. …First of all, it’s “crass” and rude.  One should only “chug” bottom-shelf. But it’s been a week.  Plus, WHS Pimp has YouTube’d... Read more

  Posted on 28 September 2013 CREATIVITY, SELF EXPRESSION

• Welcome To Purgatory, This Is Your Captain Speaking…

  

  …In the event of an emergency, please hang out unobtrusively where you are, and someone might (or might not) be with your shortly.In the meantime, please enjoy... Read more

  Posted on 25 September 2013 CREATIVITY, SELF EXPRESSION

• Minion Afoul, Laughers Wanted

  

  Lost my Minion today due to tinkle-test fail.  So, am back to square one.…I have an office now, though…so there is something to be said in that.  It has that... Read more

  Posted on 18 September 2013 CREATIVITY, SELF EXPRESSION

• Sometimes No News Is Better

  

  It’s been several days since a real blog post, for good reason.  Not because I haven’t written them, but because one tires of the negative.…I’ve been writing fo... Read more

  Posted on 16 September 2013 CREATIVITY, SELF EXPRESSION

• A Quick Breather

  

  Office paint chunked all over my fingernails, horrendous day, still set up in the warehouse as a slipshod work space, as the real ones are still stripped and... Read more

  Posted on 11 September 2013 CREATIVITY, SELF EXPRESSION

• War Wounds

  

  Three of  the eight hours in rehearsal today were spent in handcuffs getting yanked around.  I’ve a beaut of a bruise in full color already, and tender muscle... Read more

  Posted on 08 September 2013 CREATIVITY, SELF EXPRESSION

• Auld Lang Syne

  

  Bonus night off from rehearsal as one of m’home Theatre’s got a mayoral proclamation for it’s own day (Sept. 13th), tonight.  This lost us our director for the... Read more

  Posted on 04 September 2013 CREATIVITY, SELF EXPRESSION

• Does Your Doog Bite?

  

  Tonight was schooling in farce, via Peter Sellers.  I have always loved that guy and always will.  Anyone who can keep a straight face while doing a quarter of... Read more

  Posted on 03 September 2013 CREATIVITY, SELF EXPRESSION

• Awake.

  

  Have been awake since 6:30. I have no idea why.…Thought I’d google my way back to sleep, but that didn’t work. Maybe a cup of some hot tea? Nope. Read more

  Posted on 01 September 2013 CREATIVITY, SELF EXPRESSION

• Sex Farce

  

  You know how actors are always saying things like, “Oh filming sex scenes are one of the top ten most un-hot things to do ever,” and they are describing how muc... Read more

  Posted on 30 August 2013 CREATIVITY, SELF EXPRESSION

• A Rehearsal Post

  

  Sitting in the house, while an oddly masculine woman plans her debutant daughter’s party, as her husband schemes homicide.Now: Sydney Greenstreet and Peter Lorr... Read more

  Posted on 29 August 2013 CREATIVITY, SELF EXPRESSION

• Easter Eggs, In August

  

  Run and works this week, with notes in between. Dialect coach in residence (poor woman) taking notes on how to keep the “terrible,” at least consistent.It’s a... Read more

  Posted on 27 August 2013 CREATIVITY, SELF EXPRESSION