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• Man Down! Send the Wahmbulance and Where's My Do-over?

  

  I have just had an epic weekend. Spent most of it on my back, yo. It kicked off Friday and Saturday with a migraine that The Feral Threesome were not remotely... Read more

  Posted on 21 July 2014 DIARIES, PARENTING, SELF EXPRESSION

• FFS!? Friday : The New FFS

  

  I can't even deal. No time for witty banter. I have found white. Multiple whites. They are ganging up on the brown/red/hybrid of other colours and they are... Read more

  Posted on 17 July 2014 DIARIES, PARENTING, SELF EXPRESSION

• While the Kids Are Away, the Parents Lamely Attempt to Play

  

  I worked most of last week (hence the blog silence), and that meant gleefully rapidly semi-reluctantly shipping The Feral Threesome off to the #1Grandparents'... Read more

  Posted on 15 July 2014 DIARIES, PARENTING, SELF EXPRESSION

• An Overnight Vacay of Sorts

  

  Image Source When life gives you lemons (taking Miss8 to hospital to have her tonsils out), you make lemonade - What I did to pass the time while in hospital... Read more

  Posted on 14 July 2014 DIARIES, PARENTING, SELF EXPRESSION

• #Babycinos4Bambinos : Coffee for a Cause

  

  Two of my most favourite things in the world – coffee and my kids. Don’t ask me which comes first, especially not during school holidays…. Read more

  Posted on 07 July 2014 DIARIES, PARENTING, SELF EXPRESSION

• What's in a Name?

  

  Image source Miss5 has decided she wants to change her name. Here's how it went down... Miss5: Mum, can people change their name? Me: Yes Miss5: Why? Me: Ahh,... Read more

  Posted on 29 June 2014 DIARIES, PARENTING, SELF EXPRESSION

• FFS!? Friday : Crying Over Spilled Wine

  

  Image Source This week's FFS!? Friday is bought to you by Wednesday. Or, as I like to call it, HELLONEARTHDAY. FFS!? It stared with being late for school. On th... Read more

  Posted on 20 June 2014 DIARIES, PARENTING, SELF EXPRESSION

• Toilet Talk : Porta Loo Point Scoring

  

  Image Source #1Hubby and I hit the town with friends last week for City Wine Perth. It was an epic night. The kind of night where you partake in a number of... Read more

  Posted on 17 June 2014 DIARIES, PARENTING, SELF EXPRESSION

• A Brow Raising Question for the Interwebs

  

  Alright enough of the usual shenanigans. It's time to talk seriously. What up with brow trimming? And why the hell did I have to find out about it - be... Read more

  Posted on 15 June 2014 DIARIES, PARENTING, SELF EXPRESSION

• FFS!? Friday : Chin Up, Soldier On, Go Hard Or Go Home

  

  Image Source It's been a while between whines. FFS!? I've been mentally posting my FFS!? moments in my head while unable to blog them. Read more

  Posted on 12 June 2014 DIARIES, PARENTING, SELF EXPRESSION

• Monday is the New Sunday

  

  Image Source I'm pretty sure my kids are growing up to become, not well adjusted, sweet little people, but....well, torture experts. They are screwing with my... Read more

  Posted on 11 June 2014 DIARIES, PARENTING, SELF EXPRESSION

• Parenting Advice - My Child (not Me)

  

  So I met a really nice lady yesterday who was about 2 months off having her first baby. We bonded over my horror stories of pregnancy, birth and parenting. She... Read more

  Posted on 08 June 2014 DIARIES, PARENTING, SELF EXPRESSION

• Sandpit Salvage

  

  For the past few weeks Miss5 has been coming home from school bearing treasures. A piece of BluTak. 2 paperclips joined together. A rubber band. Old stickers.... Read more

  Posted on 02 June 2014 DIARIES, PARENTING, SELF EXPRESSION

• Win Tickets to Yo Gabba Gabba! Live! in Perth

  

  I have long proclaimed my loathing of kiddy jingles belted out by perky, jazz hands toting teens. The sing-songy tunes get stuck in my head for days at a time,... Read more

  Posted on 01 May 2014 DIARIES, PARENTING, SELF EXPRESSION

• Hiatus

  

  Image Credit Things have been a little quiet on the Western front over here. No blog post in over a week - one person emailed me a what's up with that? And... Read more

  Posted on 17 April 2014 DIARIES, PARENTING, SELF EXPRESSION

• Yolo

  

  I've established my dislike for the whole YOLO thing. I'm on my way home today, so my final vacay post in pictures and only a few words is dedicated to taking... Read more

  Posted on 07 April 2014 DIARIES, PARENTING, SELF EXPRESSION

• Nailed It

  

  Am still on vacay. Today's post in pictures and only a few words is dedicated to the ultimate Internet phenomenon - Nailed it. Read more

  Posted on 03 April 2014 DIARIES, PARENTING, SELF EXPRESSION

• Wtf?

  

  Seriously, WTF? These are some of my favourite WTF? images. Pilfered for your enjoyment while I am on vacay enjoying a whole other kind of morning after WTF?... Read more

  Posted on 01 April 2014 DIARIES, PARENTING, SELF EXPRESSION

• A Salute to Hydration

  

  Today's vacay post in images and very few words is all about drinking. A salute to wine and vodka, if you will. Best Long Island Ice Tea presentation ever... Read more

  Posted on 30 March 2014 DIARIES, HUMOR, SELF EXPRESSION

• FFS!? Friday : A Week of Winning

  

  So this actually happened, totally No FFS!? worthy.Obviously I was the one in blue, tossing up a can of cream coffee chaser, and then getting stupidly excited... Read more

  Posted on 27 March 2014 DIARIES, PARENTING, SELF EXPRESSION