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• Man’s 10-Inch Unit Causes Problems With Airport Security, Embarrassing Himself,...

  

  As our week of entries inspired by our readers continues, our next entry is inspired by blogger ListOfX, who submitted a CBS News link on our message board abou... Read more

  Posted on 25 July 2012 CURRENT, HUMOR, SOCIETY

• Mom Considers Revealing Her Teens’ Crushes On Blog! Here’s 3 More Embarrassing...

  

  Our week of paying tribute to our readers continues, and today we recommend reading “Booger Barrage” by blogger and writer 3teensmom. Read more

  Posted on 24 July 2012 CURRENT, HUMOR, SOCIETY

• University Professor Wastes Time On Study Of Impact Of Smoking In The Movie...

  

  As we recently mentioned, as part of our Freshly Pressed celebrations, we will be writing all this week about topics inspired by our readers. Read more

  Posted on 23 July 2012 CURRENT, HUMOR, SOCIETY

• 3 Worse Things Than Being “Freshly Pressed” (According To A Pair Of Jeans We...

  

  Last Thursday, NotTheWorstNews was honored after a story about dogs getting married was selected for WordPress’ freshly pressed page. Read more

  Posted on 23 July 2012 CURRENT, HUMOR, SOCIETY

• Spiders + Blowtorch + California Brush = Wrong Solution To Kill Spiders!

  

  The Consumerist reports that a California man, who was trying to clear his yard of cobwebs, decided the best gardening tool for this project was a blowtorch. Read more

  Posted on 21 July 2012 CURRENT, HUMOR, SOCIETY

• Fashion Conscious Bees Swarm Swedish H & M Store, Could They Have Picked A...

  

  According to the Local, thousands of bees swarmed an H&M store in Stockholm, a city that happens to be the headquarters of the Swedish clothing company.... Read more

  Posted on 21 July 2012 CURRENT, HUMOR, SOCIETY

• New Airport Scanners Can Tell What You Ate For Breakfast! 3 More Embarrassing...

  

  Gizmodo has reported that new portable scanners, that may be used in U.S. airports and border crossings as early as 2013, will be able to use lasers to check ou... Read more

  Posted on 20 July 2012 CURRENT, HUMOR, SOCIETY

• Dogs Married In $158,187.26 Wedding! Why Are You Still Single?

  

  The Modesto Bee reports that two dogs got married in a benefit for the Humane Society of New York in a Guinness Book Of World Record setting wedding, setting th... Read more

  Posted on 18 July 2012 CURRENT, HUMOR, SOCIETY

• Extra-Terrestrials May Be Vacationing in the U.K.!

  

  According to the Mirror, reports recently released by the U.K. Ministry of Defence indicate that the British government believed in 1995 that aliens were... Read more

  Posted on 17 July 2012 CURRENT, HUMOR, SOCIETY

• Drunk Man, Late For Swedish Flight, Comes Up With Dumb Idea To Delay Plane!

  

  According to the Local, a drunk Swedish man, who was late for his flight at a Swedish airport, came up with a dumb plan to delay takeoff so he would not miss hi... Read more

  Posted on 16 July 2012 CURRENT, HUMOR, SOCIETY

• Is Mitt Romney Saying A President’s Job Can Include Doing Nothing?

  

  A recent series of Boston Globe articles reported that despite telling the public that he “left Bain Capital in 1999″ and “relinquished all management... Read more

  Posted on 15 July 2012 CURRENT, HUMOR, SOCIETY

• TechCrunch Says Digg Sold For $16 Million Not 500K! We Crunch Worse Numbers!

  

  As we wrote about here, the Wall Street Journal recently reported that social-news sharing site Digg sold for only $500,000. In contrast, TechCrunch has reporte... Read more

  Posted on 14 July 2012 CURRENT, HUMOR, SOCIETY

• The Real Cause Of Global Unemployment Crisis: Too Many Women Putting Nicholas...

  Yahoo reports that a Canadian woman applying to be an administrative assistant at York University, inadvertently emailed a photo of Nicholas Cage with a... Read more

  Posted on 14 July 2012 CURRENT, HUMOR, SOCIETY

• 3 Worse Themes For A Detroit Theme Park Than A Zombie Apocalypse

  

  Have you spent this Friday the 13th wishing that you could spend an entire night being chased by fake zombies in a zombie-themed amusement park, complete with... Read more

  Posted on 14 July 2012 CURRENT, HUMOR, SOCIETY

• 3 Worse Things You Could Buy Than Digg For $500,000!

  

  According to the Wall Street Journal, Digg, once one of the most popular sites on the internet, prior to changing to a format that many people found unpopular,... Read more

  Posted on 13 July 2012 CURRENT, HUMOR, SOCIETY

• Expert Says “Sexy” Sausage Ad May Discourage People From Moving To Swedish Town!

  

  According to the Local, a “sexy” ad for a sausage, in which a woman’s lips are tightly wrapped around a sausage in a bun, is causing quite the controversy in th... Read more

  Posted on 12 July 2012 CURRENT, HUMOR, SOCIETY

• Fireworks Show Accidentally Goes Off Early In A Possible Desperate Attempt To...

  CNN reported that a San Diego fireworks display meant to celebrate the Fourth Of July was unintentionally ignited early, resulting in the entire show lasting... Read more

  Posted on 11 July 2012 CURRENT, HUMOR, SOCIETY

• Doctor Tells 65-Year-Old Swedish Man “You’re Pregnant!” Here’s What We’d Tell Th...

  

  According to the Local, aka “Sweden’s News In English,” a doctor told a 65-year-old Swedish man he was pregnant. When we see headlines like these in the Local,... Read more

  Posted on 09 July 2012 CURRENT, HUMOR, SOCIETY

• Woman Offers Soul For $2,000 On eBay, Undercut By Other Soul-Selling Dude

  An Albuquerque, New Mexico woman, who describes her self as an “atheist,” has attempted to sell her soul on eBay, according to a report from Eyewitness News... Read more

  Posted on 09 July 2012 CURRENT, HUMOR, SOCIETY

• Pennsylvania Alleged Food Thief Less Ambitious Than Transylvania Alleged Food...

  Yesterday we wrote about a massive alleged theft of garlic by men in Transylvania. Time to move on to another wacky alleged food theft in another vania,... Read more

  Posted on 07 July 2012 CURRENT, HUMOR, SOCIETY