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• Who Says You Have To Be A Unicorn To Have A Photo Of One On Your Passport?

  The Daily Mail reports that a nine-year-old British girl was able to enter the nation of Turkey using a passport identifying her with a picture of a unicorn. Read more

  Posted on 13 June 2013 CURRENT, HUMOR, SOCIETY

• Mamma Mia! ABBA Museum Forced Mother To Pay Admission Fee For Infant!

  The Local reports that the ABBA museum in Sweden has “come under fire” after charging a mother an admission fee for her infant. Read more

  Posted on 12 June 2013 CURRENT, HUMOR, SOCIETY

• No Shoes, No Shirt, No Room Service! (And None If You Were Wearing Those...

  Yesterday, we wrote about how many popular hotels are getting rid of mini-bars. That was yesterday’s news, or as we like to call it “the morning issue of USA... Read more

  Posted on 11 June 2013 CURRENT, HUMOR, SOCIETY

• Denzel Washington’s Character In “Flight” May Not Be Enough To Keep Hotel...

  CNN reports that many major hotel chains are getting rid of mini-bars.“But I love it when my kids snap open $300 worth of Pringles in the ten seconds I spend... Read more

  Posted on 11 June 2013 CURRENT, HUMOR, SOCIETY

• It’s About Time Someone Played A Hidden Camera Prank In Public Bathrooms!

  Gizmodo reports that LG launched an experiment where it installed IPS displays at urinals to see if images of attractive women on screen could impact men’s... Read more

  Posted on 09 June 2013 CURRENT, HUMOR, SOCIETY

• Perhaps British Viewers Would Have Enjoyed IKEA’s Gnome-Destruction Ad If It...

  Mother Nature Network reports that Britain’s Advertising Standards Agency has received over 50 complaints for a “frightening” and “offensive” IKEA ad in which... Read more

  Posted on 09 June 2013 CURRENT, HUMOR, SOCIETY

• Poop Scoop Part 2: Spanish Town Mails Unscooped Dog Poop To Dog’s Owners

  The Telegraph reports that a town in Spain successfully launched a campaign where they watched dog owners who failed to poop-and-scoop; struck up conversations... Read more

  Posted on 08 June 2013 CURRENT, HUMOR, SOCIETY

• Chicken Poop Scoop!

  CBC reports that the City of Abbotsford, British Columbia, Canada is apologizing after spreading chicken manure in a place the homeless gather, in an apparent... Read more

  Posted on 06 June 2013 CURRENT, HUMOR, SOCIETY

• Gawker Reports Alleged Rob Ford Crack Video May Be “Gone.” Gone Fishin’ We Hope!

  Gawker reports that its source indicates that the alleged video of Toronto Mayor Rob Ford allegedly smoking crack, that Gawker raised over $200,000 in... Read more

  Posted on 05 June 2013 CURRENT, HUMOR, SOCIETY

• A Bunch Of Rob Fords Resign, But Not The Alleged Crack-Smoking One. Does This...

  WLTX reports that South Carolina State Senator Rob Ford has resigned after an Ethics Committee heard things related to ethics, including allegations that he use... Read more

  Posted on 04 June 2013 CURRENT, HUMOR, SOCIETY

• Study: Acting Like You Know What You’re Talking About, When You Have No Clue...

  Yahoo reports that a study by graduate students from Washington State University indicates that people tend to believe what you say, whether verbally or in... Read more

  Posted on 03 June 2013 CURRENT, HUMOR, SOCIETY

• Zombie Apocalypse Might Not Stop You From Driving Your Electric Car!

  Investor’s Business Daily reports that Tesla Motors, maker of electric cars, has been building “supercharge” stations which can or will use solar power to charg... Read more

  Posted on 03 June 2013 CURRENT, HUMOR, SOCIETY

• Capitals Is Actually A Good Team Name. Awww, We Still Love You Washington.

  In our last instalment of our series examining Washington, D.C. sports team names, it’s time to look at the city’s NHL team, the Washington Capitals!That’s... Read more

  Posted on 01 June 2013 CURRENT, HUMOR, SOCIETY

• Maybe If There Were Fewer Wizards Casting Useless Spells, Your Basketball Team...

  In the wake of members of Congress asking the politically incorrectly named Washington Redskins to change its team name, we continue our series making fun of th... Read more

  Posted on 31 May 2013 CURRENT, HUMOR, SOCIETY

• Washington D.C. As Good At Naming Sports Teams As Passing Laws Voters Want

  The Associated Press reports that 10 members of Congress have written a letter to the owner of the Washington Redskins, the NFL Commissioner, and the owners of... Read more

  Posted on 31 May 2013 CURRENT, HUMOR, SOCIETY

• Michelle Bachmann Will Consider Every Option Available In The World. P.S. Does...

  CNN reports that Michelle Bachmann announced today that she will not be seeking reelection for her House of Representatives seat in 2014. Read more

  Posted on 30 May 2013 CURRENT, HUMOR, SOCIETY

• Time To Gawk At The Ol’ Business Plan For A While…

  As we wrote last week, Gawker was seeking $200,000 from readers to buy an alleged video of Toronto Mayor, Rob Ford allegedly smoking crack.Canoe news reports,... Read more

  Posted on 29 May 2013 CURRENT, HUMOR, SOCIETY

• Those Signs Of What Not To Bring On An Airplane Indicate What Not To Bring On...

  NBC News reported on May 25 that a record number of guns were seized at U.S. airport security checkpoints last week. Specifically, the TSA confiscated 65 guns:... Read more

  Posted on 28 May 2013 CURRENT, HUMOR, SOCIETY

• If You Want To Destroy Your Sweater, Why Didn’t You Just Ask Weezer For Help?

  Yesterday, we wrote about how a Tweet by famous-for-being-famous model Kendall Jenner reportedly upset famous-for-being-famous rock offspring Frances Bean... Read more

  Posted on 26 May 2013 CURRENT, HUMOR, SOCIETY

• Famous Rich Kid Serves Famous Rich Kid For Whining On Twitter (And Then...

  Gawker reports that Frances Bean Cobain, daughter of Kurt Cobain and Courtney Love, “slammed” Kendall Jenner, half-sister of Kim Kardashian on Twitter.What did... Read more

  Posted on 25 May 2013 CURRENT, HUMOR, SOCIETY