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• As You Buy Fireworks For Tomorrow, Please Do Not Buy The “Skypoo Schoolhouse!”

  Yahoo reports that a Toronto family living under a flight path of the city’s busiest airport thought “sky poo” was falling from planes onto their property. Read more

  Posted on 03 July 2013 CURRENT, HUMOR, SOCIETY

• Splitting Headaches Are Such A Hassle. And Headache Medication Can Be So Hard...

  Yahoo reports that an Italian neuroscientist claims that human-to-human head transplants may some day become available!And you thought allegations of... Read more

  Posted on 02 July 2013 CURRENT, HUMOR, SOCIETY

• Accidentally Gluing Your Mouth Shut Is Not A Better Way To Keep Secrets Than...

  The Telegraph reports that a woman in New Zealand mistakenly confused a tube of cold sore cream with super-glue, resulting in inadvertently gluing her lips shut. Read more

  Posted on 01 July 2013 CURRENT, HUMOR, SOCIETY

• We Hope At Least The Ticket Was Printed On Recycled Paper!

  The Toronto Sun reports that the Chair of the Toronto Transit Commission/City Councillor Karen Stintz has received a ticket for riding her bicycle to work... Read more

  Posted on 01 July 2013 CURRENT, HUMOR, SOCIETY

• Now What Are You Going To Do With The Useless Gold Mine In Your Backyard?

  CNBC reports that the price of gold has fallen to a level where it may cost more to remove gold from mines than what it’s worth.3 Solutions We Propose To This... Read more

  Posted on 29 June 2013 CURRENT, HUMOR, SOCIETY

• Sweden’s Security Is Bananas B-A-N-A-N-A-S!

  The Local reports that a journalist in Sweden was almost taken down for attempting to pass a banana, confused to be a “secret weapon,” to Sweden’s Prime... Read more

  Posted on 28 June 2013 CURRENT, HUMOR, SOCIETY

• Did You Just Realize You Wasted Years Of Your Life Switching Your Fork From One...

  A contributor at Slate suggests that a once-popular American method of cutting and eating meat, which the author calls “the cut and switch” may be inefficient. Read more

  Posted on 27 June 2013 CURRENT, HUMOR, SOCIETY

• If You Fill Your Jean Pockets With Georgia Peaches Causing Them To Sag, Don’t Sa...

  CNN reports that a town in Georgia has passed an ordinance banning baggy pants that expose one’s underwear, or hang more than three inches below one’s waist. Read more

  Posted on 27 June 2013 CURRENT, HUMOR, SOCIETY

• Hey, If You’re Gonna Do Your Kid’s Homework, Make A Volcano At Home!

  The Toronto Sun reports that a 52-year-old woman in France was arrested after unsuccessfully trying to impersonate her 19-year-old daughter at a high school... Read more

  Posted on 26 June 2013 CURRENT, HUMOR, SOCIETY

• It’s The Thought That Counts… Unless The Thought Is “I Hate This Wedding Gift,”...

  

  The Toronto Star reports that a bride at a Hamilton, Ontario, Canada wedding was so upset with a gift basket received that she wrote a nasty text message to... Read more

  Posted on 25 June 2013 CURRENT, HUMOR, SOCIETY

• Be Careful Putting That Stun Gun Phone Case Someone Lent You Against Your Ear!

  CNN reports that a company is selling iPhone cases that double as stun guns.3 Questions That Arise From This Story1. Does this mean that people who answer the... Read more

  Posted on 23 June 2013 CURRENT, HUMOR, SOCIETY

• You Can Type Comments At The End Of This Piece, Or You Can Send Them Into...

  Space.com reports that a new service by a company called Lone Signal allows you to beam text messages and photos into space, in hopes that alien life will be... Read more

  Posted on 22 June 2013 CURRENT, HUMOR, SOCIETY

• Naming Your Baby “North West” Will Not Instantly Earn You A Free Upgrade To...

  TMZ reports that Kanye West and Kim Kardashian have decided to name their recently born daughter “North.” There will be no middle name, so if the reports are... Read more

  Posted on 21 June 2013 CURRENT, HUMOR, SOCIETY

• U.S. Stocks Plunge Because The Economy Is Improving. Obviously!

  USA Today reports that U.S. stocks are plunging on fears that the U.S. Federal Reserve will stop buying bonds to help the economy, on the belief that the U.S.... Read more

  Posted on 20 June 2013 CURRENT, HUMOR, SOCIETY

• You’re Still Gonna Like The Way You Look, Even Though The Men’s Warehouse Founde...

  Yahoo Finance reports that the Men’s Warehouse has fired its founder and pitchman, George Zimmer, who you may have seen in ads on TV proclaiming “You’re going t... Read more

  Posted on 19 June 2013 CURRENT, HUMOR, SOCIETY

• Finding A Skeleton In Your Backyard Could Be Expensive. Skeletons In Closets...

  The Observer reports that a Point Edward, Ontario, Canada couple recently found a skeleton buried in their backyard from the late 1500s to early 1600s. Read more

  Posted on 18 June 2013 CURRENT, HUMOR, SOCIETY

• Silent Buses Are A Good Idea Except For The You-May-Get-Hit-By-A-Bus Part!

  The Local reports that a Swedish town is planning to launch a fleet of electric, silent buses to eliminate real pollution and noise pollution. Read more

  Posted on 17 June 2013 CURRENT, HUMOR, SOCIETY

• Just In Time For Father’s Day, Restaurant Bans Kids Under 18! *Crickets*

  The Huffington Post reports that a Sushi restaurant with the word “bar” in its name in Virginia has banned patrons under 18. Some prospective patrons are... Read more

  Posted on 16 June 2013 CURRENT, HUMOR, SOCIETY

• Please Stop Bringing Your Luggage To NFL Stadiums In Hopes Of Helping A Team Mov...

  CNN and Yahoo Sports report that the NFL will not allow fans to bring purses larger than a clutch bag to games this upcoming season. You can see the full rules... Read more

  Posted on 15 June 2013 CURRENT, HUMOR, SOCIETY

• Company Board & Shareholders Apparently Seek Dictator CEO Who Reports To Nobody!

  Yoga Apparel maker Lululemon, whose former CEO departed and has had issues with recalling unintentionally see-through yoga wear has put an ad on its web site... Read more

  Posted on 15 June 2013 BUSINESS, CURRENT, HUMOR, SOCIETY