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• Hello Brooklyn’s Not-So-Well-Endowed Man!

  The New York Post reports that a 55-year-old Brooklyn man has won a tiny penis competition at a local bar. Apparently no newborn pandas were competing.3 Other... Read more

  Posted on 23 July 2013 CURRENT, HUMOR, SOCIETY

• Coffee Machine Brews Coffee When You Yawn… What Would Happen If College...

  Yahoo reports that a vending machine will brew you a free coffee if it detects you yawning.3 More Things We’d Like To See Vending Machines Detect To Give You... Read more

  Posted on 22 July 2013 CURRENT, HUMOR, SOCIETY

• We’re Looking Forward To The Days Of East Coast/West Coast Rush Hour Traffic...

  CNN/Wired report that entrepreneur Elon Musk envisions a future where mag-lev trains in neumatic tubes can whisk passengers from New York to Los Angeles in 45... Read more

  Posted on 21 July 2013 CURRENT, HUMOR, SOCIETY

• Colonel Not Invited To Latest KFC Party?

  CNBC/NBC report that KFC is not using an image of the iconic Colonel Sanders in its latest concept KFC Eleven. The article even suggests that this may push the... Read more

  Posted on 20 July 2013 CURRENT, HUMOR, SOCIETY

• Aw, Man, Did You Lend Detroit Cab Fare After A Night Out Last Weekend? Bummer.

  CNN Money reports that Detroit, Michigan has declared bankruptcy!3 Assets We Would Like To Buy From Detroit1. The U.S. side of the Detroit River. Read more

  Posted on 19 July 2013 CURRENT, HUMOR, SOCIETY

• Man Briefly Has $92 Quadrillion Accidentally Credited To His PayPal Account… Goo...

  The New York Daily News reports that a Pennsylvania man was briefly accidentally credited $92 quadrillion in his PayPal account. This is about enough money to... Read more

  Posted on 18 July 2013 CURRENT, HUMOR, SOCIETY

• Hey, Early Adopters, Your Future Cell Phone Charger Is Gonna Be A Total...

  Industry Week reports that British scientists have used “science” to create a fuel cell that uses urine to power cellular phones and send text messages. Read more

  Posted on 17 July 2013 CURRENT, HUMOR, SOCIETY

• Unemployed Man Wants 99 Pence But A Bid Ain’t One

  The Daily Mail reports that an unemployed British Man tried to sell himself on eBay for a minimum bid of 99 pence, but received no bids. Read more

  Posted on 16 July 2013 CURRENT, HUMOR, SOCIETY

• Spotify Survey Suggests People Aren’t Good At Listening To Song Lyrics… Even...

  CNN reports that Spotify has identified the most misinterpreted song lyric, in a survey that asks people which songs they hear other people misinterpreting whil... Read more

  Posted on 15 July 2013 CURRENT, HUMOR, SOCIETY

• If You Can Hold Off On Buying Those Crest White Strips For A Million Years,...

  Popular Science reports that at least one expert believes that in a million years, humans may be able to grow endless sets of teeth beyond baby teeth and adult... Read more

  Posted on 14 July 2013 CURRENT, HUMOR, SOCIETY

• Toddler Buys Car on eBay… Why Is Your Boyfriend Still Riding The Bus?

  

  The Toronto Sun reports that an Oregon man was surprised to learn his fourteen-month-old daughter accidentally bought a classic car on eBay. Fortunately the... Read more

  Posted on 13 July 2013 CURRENT, HUMOR, SOCIETY

• Lawyer Sues Apple For Porn Addiction… What’s Next? Someone Suing Adult...

  Above The Law has written a very entertaining post about a lawyer who has reportedly filed a lawsuit against Apple for failing to protect him from visiting... Read more

  Posted on 12 July 2013 CURRENT, HUMOR, SOCIETY

• If You Drink, Don’t Drive… And That Includes To Your Drunk Driving Court...

  The London Free Press reports that a 54 year-old man from London, Ontario, Canada was arrested for alleged drunk driving while driving to the Court house to... Read more

  Posted on 11 July 2013 CURRENT, HUMOR, SOCIETY

• We’re Still Waiting For Stuffed-Crust Cheesy Burritos From A Certain Fast Food...

  ABC News reports that a new United Nations report indicates that Mexico has passed the United States in obesity rates, with 32.8% of the adult population for... Read more

  Posted on 10 July 2013 CURRENT, HUMOR, SOCIETY

• If You Need Yelp To Help You Identify Hipsters, Head To The Nearest Black Keys...

  The Huffington Post reports that Yelp is now making it easier to find hipster zones in major cities, mapping out major hipster territories. Under the... Read more

  Posted on 09 July 2013 CURRENT, HUMOR, SOCIETY

• Time To Rename The “Tony” Awards the “Anthony Weiner” Awards!

  The Boston Herald reports that former New York governor Eliot Spitzer is considering running for New York City comptroller and former Congressman Anthony... Read more

  Posted on 09 July 2013 CURRENT, HUMOR, SOCIETY

• We Were Told There Would Be French Fries (In Cheese Curds And Gravy) Here.

  CNBC reports that the City of Paris has provided workers in the tourist industry with a manual called “Do you speak touriste?” The goal of the manual is to teac... Read more

  Posted on 08 July 2013 CURRENT, HUMOR, SOCIETY

• Your Move Starbucks! When Are We Going To Be Able To Get A Venti Coffee In An Ic...

  Time reports that Coca-Cola has introduced a new bottle to Colombian consumers made of ice.From the article:“Coke is touting the environmentally friendly... Read more

  Posted on 06 July 2013 CURRENT, HUMOR, SOCIETY

• What’s Wrong With With This Headline?

  Yahoo reported in an article entitled “Can You Spot What’s Wrong with This Picture of Stacy Keibler” that George’s Clooney’s girlfriend forgot to zip up the sid... Read more

  Posted on 05 July 2013 CURRENT, HUMOR, SOCIETY

• Teacher Rocks Out Same Sweater For 40 Years Of Class Photos, Unlike Some Folks...

  Yahoo reports that a Dallas elementary school teacher is retiring after wearing the same shirt and “dirt-colored sweater” for every year for 40 years.This is... Read more

  Posted on 04 July 2013 CURRENT, HUMOR, SOCIETY