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• Pants Full Of Turtles.

  CTV News reports that an Ontario, Canada man was fined for smuggling almost 40 turtles in his pants across the Canada-U.S. border into Canada. Read more

  Posted on 26 February 2016 CURRENT, HUMOR, SOCIETY

• Trump Says Releasing His Tax Returns Complicated Like A Facebook Relationship

  In an interview with CNN’s Anderson Cooper, Donald Trump says that he has not decided whether he will release his tax returns, but will make a decision over... Read more

  Posted on 25 February 2016 CURRENT, HUMOR, SOCIETY

• Brief Summary Of Nevada GOP Caucuses

  Prior to voting, GOP Nevada representative tells CNN they have been preparing for years for this to avoid a repeat of errors. After voting CNN reports all... Read more

  Posted on 24 February 2016 CURRENT, HUMOR, SOCIETY

• 3 More Trump Fast Food Menu Items

  During a CNN Town Hall last week, Donald Trump praised Wendy’s and McDonald’s (where his favorite item is the fictional “Fish Delight.”Here are three more... Read more

  Posted on 23 February 2016 CURRENT, HUMOR, SOCIETY

• And the State With the Least Amount of Sleep Is…

  According to a recent study, people in Hawaii get the least sleep, while people in South Dakota, Colorado, and Minnesota get the most. Read more

  Posted on 22 February 2016 CURRENT, HUMOR, SOCIETY

• Trump Calls For Boycott Of Largest U.S. Company, Says Use Korean Company

  Donald Trump has told supporters to stop using Apple products, and boycott the company unless they create a backdoor that allows the FBI to hack into a... Read more

  Posted on 20 February 2016 CURRENT, HUMOR, SOCIETY

• Trump’s Fish-Delightful Fast Food Conversation

  During the “fun” part of last night’s CNN GOP Town Hall, Donald Trump said he was a fan of fast food. He really likes McDonald’s “Fish Delight” (not a real... Read more

  Posted on 19 February 2016 CURRENT, HUMOR, SOCIETY

• JebBush.com Takes You to Donald Trump’s Web Page.

  Whoops! Looks like Presidential candidate Jeb Bush doesn’t currently own the web domain “JebBush.com.” Entering that domain name will take you to Donald... Read more

  Posted on 18 February 2016 CURRENT, HUMOR, SOCIETY

• Red Lobster Slayin’ After Beyoncé Song Lyric

  Business Insider reports that Red Lobster’s sales increased 33% on Super Bowl Sunday, a day after Beyoncé released her song Formation, which makes reference to... Read more

  Posted on 17 February 2016 CURRENT, HUMOR, SOCIETY

• 3 Business Ideas For Kanye West… As He Seems To Need Better Ideas.

  Kanye West tweeted an unusual Valentine to Facebook CEO, Mark Zuckerberg. You can view the tweet by clicking here, where Kanye asks Zuck to invest one billion... Read more

  Posted on 16 February 2016 CURRENT, HUMOR, SOCIETY

• Um, What Are Supreme Courts For, Again?

  The purpose of a Supreme Court is to reverse or uphold decisions from lower courts, presumably to correct errors of law affecting the public interest. Read more

  Posted on 15 February 2016 CURRENT, HUMOR, SOCIETY

• Jeb Breaks Out The W!

  The Daily Mail reports that Jeb Bush will have his brother, former President George W. Bush at his side at a rally in South Carolina.Three More ‘W’s We’d Like T... Read more

  Posted on 14 February 2016 CURRENT, HUMOR, SOCIETY

• 3 New Slogans For Trump Now That He Hears Unemployment Is 42%

  Earlier this week Donald Trump told supporters to not believe that America has a 5% unemployment rate. He hears it’s more like 42%! Read more

  Posted on 13 February 2016 CURRENT, HUMOR, SOCIETY

• Live: 3 Suggestions For Tonight’s Democratic Debate

  Backdrop saying this is a “PBS NEWS HOUR” debate is clearly misleading in this two hour debate. This would be a better sponsor if the debate was held at 2:00... Read more

  Posted on 12 February 2016 CURRENT, HUMOR, SOCIETY

• Trump Hears “42%” Of Americans Are Unemployed

  In his New Hampshire victory speech last night, Donald Trump told America and his supporters not to believe America’s 5% unemployment number.  He’s hearing the... Read more

  Posted on 10 February 2016 CURRENT, HUMOR, SOCIETY

• Brief Summary Of The New Hampshire Primaries

  Based on long lines of cars, people in Merrimack think voting is done via drive-thru. “Tell me more about this drive-thru,” we expect Chris Christie to bellow,... Read more

  Posted on 10 February 2016 CURRENT, HUMOR, SOCIETY

• About That Tim Cook Super Bowl Tweet

  Apple CEO Tim Cook tweeted a photo after the Broncos won the Super Bowl, which some tweeters are calling blurry. You can view the photo here. Read more

  Posted on 09 February 2016 CURRENT, HUMOR, SOCIETY

• Airlines Offering Free Snacks Again

  CNBC reports that American Airlines and United Airlines are bringing back snacks to domestic flights. On United you may get a free snack called a “stroopwafel.”... Read more

  Posted on 08 February 2016 CURRENT, HUMOR, SOCIETY

• Brief Summary Of Tonight’s GOP Debate

  Donald Trump still thinks America can win again. Except the Denver Broncos. Hey – he didn’t say all of America can win. Dear Marco Rubio: When Chris Christie... Read more

  Posted on 07 February 2016 CURRENT, HUMOR, SOCIETY

• Now You Can Stop Worrying About Getting Old!

  Quartz reports that a recent British study indicates the happiest age group is “65 to 79.” This age group also reports having the least anxiety.3 Questions... Read more

  Posted on 05 February 2016 CURRENT, HUMOR, SOCIETY