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• Smart-Mouthed Bottle Cap Hopefully Grounded

  The Toronto Sun/QMI agency report that Coca-Cola has apologized for a bottle of Vitaminwater found in Edmonton with the words “You Retard” on the inside of the... Read more

  Posted on 20 September 2013 CURRENT, HUMOR, SOCIETY

• Potty-Mouthed Bottle Cap Hopefully Grounded

  The Toronto Sun/QMI agency report that Coca-Cola has apologized for a bottle of Vitaminwater found in Edmonton with the words “You Retard” on the inside of the... Read more

  Posted on 20 September 2013 CURRENT, HUMOR, SOCIETY

• iPhone 5S Fingerprint Reader Reportedly Will Not Work With Severed Fingers,...

  As the iPhone 5S is currently being sold in parts of the world where it is September 20, 2013, future owners in North America may be able to sleep soundly... Read more

  Posted on 20 September 2013 CURRENT, HUMOR, SOCIETY

• The Proof Is In The Pudding That You Can Score Big If You Read Pudding...

  TodayIFoundOut.com has a really interesting piece today about a man who accumulated over a million air miles by buying approximately $3,000 in pudding that... Read more

  Posted on 18 September 2013 CURRENT, HUMOR, SOCIETY

• Interstellar Space May Sound Scarier Than Latest Miley Cyrus Single.

  io9.com reports that Voyageur 1 has left the solar system and its recordings indicate that the sounds that can be heard in interstellar space are “shrill,... Read more

  Posted on 17 September 2013 CURRENT, HUMOR, SOCIETY

• Here’s How Teenagers Are Getting In Trouble At McDonald’s These Days.

  

  The Huffington post reports that a pair of teenagers were threatened to be kicked out of McDonald’s by an employee for setting up a table cloth on the table,... Read more

  Posted on 17 September 2013 CURRENT, DINING OUT, FOOD & DRINK, HUMOR, SOCIETY

• If Hot Dog Vendors Become Obsolete, Will Foam #1 Finger Vendors Become #1?

  

  Yahoo Finance reports that stadium hot dog vendors may soon be obsolete, based on tests at places such as Yankee Stadium, where in a certain section you can... Read more

  Posted on 15 September 2013 HUMOR

• Just Because You See Clydesdales Marketing Beer In Commercials, Does Not Mean Yo...

  Fox News reports that a man was arrested in Colorado for “drunk riding” of a horse, while en route to his brother’s wedding, 600 miles away in Utah.3 Worse... Read more

  Posted on 14 September 2013 CURRENT, HUMOR, SOCIETY

• Maybe If You Drink Enough Of It, Beer Goggles Will Give Hello Kitty A Mouth!

  Eatocracy reports that Hello Kitty fruit-flavored beer is now available in Taiwan and China!3 More Products We Wouldn’t Want To See Featuring Childrens’... Read more

  Posted on 14 September 2013 CURRENT, HUMOR, SOCIETY

• And The Worst Time To Book A Doctor’s Appointment Is…

  ZocDoc, according to Quartz, has reported that Friday mornings at 10:00 a.m. is the most popular time to book a doctor’s appointment! Read more

  Posted on 12 September 2013 CURRENT, HUMOR, SOCIETY

• Is It Time To Prematurely Blow Your Wad Of Money On Xmas Gifts?

  Yesterday, we wrote about K-Mart reportedly setting a record for earliest-ever Christmas shopping advertising by running ads on September 9.3 Questions That... Read more

  Posted on 11 September 2013 CURRENT, HUMOR, SOCIETY

• K-Mart Says Do Your Christmas Shopping Now! Gotcha! We Didn’t Say “Simon Says.”

  It seems like just yesterday we were writing about Target pushing the holiday envelope by running Christmas ads in early October. It seems like yesterday,... Read more

  Posted on 11 September 2013 CURRENT, HUMOR, SOCIETY

• Man Allegedly Switch Numbers On His House With Neighbor, Resulting In Wrong Hous...

  Gawker reports that a Pontiac, Michigan man, whose home was scheduled to be demolished, allegedly switched the address number on his home with his neighbor,... Read more

  Posted on 10 September 2013 CURRENT, HUMOR, SOCIETY

• In Honor Of The Family Living Like It’s 1986, We Suggest A Scene Idea For...

  The Guardian reports that a man from Oxford, England, who really likes the sound of crickets has received a warning after releasing 1,000 exotic crickets in... Read more

  Posted on 08 September 2013 CURRENT, HUMOR, SOCIETY

• In Honor Of The Family Living Like It’s 1986, We’re Writing Like It’s 1986!

  Yesterday we wrote about a Canadian family that has decided to forego modern technology and fashions to live like it’s 1986 until sometime next year. Read more

  Posted on 07 September 2013 CURRENT, HUMOR, SOCIETY

• Family Living Like It’s 1986, Just Like The Keatons!

  The Toronto Sun reports that a family from Guelph, Ontario, Canada has decided to live like it’s 1986 until April 2014. Specifically, they have given up... Read more

  Posted on 06 September 2013 CURRENT, HUMOR, SOCIETY

• Yahoo Changes Logo In Epic Font Event

  AllThingsD reports that Yahoo has introduced a new logo, after 30 days of build up featuring different, non-permanent Yahoo logos. Read more

  Posted on 05 September 2013 CURRENT, HUMOR, SOCIETY

• New Watch Will Allow Friends To Text You Messages Suggesting You Get A Less Nerd...

  The NY Times reports that Samsung has introduced a “smart watch” that can take pictures, tell you what time it is, and even take phone calls (only if you also... Read more

  Posted on 05 September 2013 CURRENT, HUMOR, SOCIETY

• Microsoft To Buy Finnish Mobile Technology That Is Not Angry Birds

  

  Reuters reports that Microsoft will buy Nokia’s phone business for $7.2 billion dollars.3 Questions That Arise From This Story1. Isn’t this like Windows ’95... Read more

  Posted on 04 September 2013 CURRENT, HUMOR, SOCIETY

• Foam Finger Still #1! (According To Foam Fingers Everywhere)

  The Wrap reports that the man credited with inventing the foam finger said Miley Cyrus “took an honorable icon that is seen in sporting venues everywhere and... Read more

  Posted on 03 September 2013 CURRENT, HUMOR, SOCIETY