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Not The Worst News
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News is a commodity, like oil, natural gas, or pork bellies. Bad news is the most abundant commodity in the world! That’s why they give it away for free on the internet! We take that bad news, and tell you original, funny similar situations that would be far worse news. And then you will feel better knowing that the bad news Wolf Blitzer is telling you for free was NotTheWorstNews.
LATEST ARTICLES ( 1426 )
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3 Silliest Headlines On CNN.Com Right Now
3. Topless Kim K shocks in Kanye vid. Shocking for someone who became famous for being in a leaked sex tape with a songwriter and record producer to appear in... Read more
Posted on 20 November 2013 CURRENT, HUMOR, SOCIETY -
3 Things We’d Like To Magically Adjust In Hotels
Business Insider reports that by making some secret adjustments to a hotel thermostat, you can get it to display “VIP” and set it to whatever temperature you... Read more
Posted on 18 November 2013 CURRENT, HUMOR, SOCIETY -
3 Reasons The Walking Dead Is Not The Worst Thing On TV
Last weekend we analyzed and searched for reasons as to why the characters on the Walking Dead do not refer to the zombies as “zombies,” calling them names... Read more
Posted on 18 November 2013 CURRENT, HUMOR, SOCIETY -
Atlanta Braves Change Stadiums More Often Than They Win World Series
According to the Bleacher Report, the Atlanta Braves will be moving from Turner Field, where they have played since 1997 after the stadium was built for the 199... Read more
Posted on 16 November 2013 CURRENT, HUMOR, SOCIETY -
Here’s Why Your Blood Test Action Photos Are Unpopular On Instagram!
The Mail Online reports that blue-tinted photos on Instagram receive 24 percent more “likes” than images where the predominant color was red or orange.3... Read more
Posted on 16 November 2013 CURRENT, HUMOR, SOCIETY -
The Final 3 Ways To Know The Dating Profile You’re Looking At Is Fake
For the past two days, we’ve been writing about the controversial lawsuit started by a former employee of dating web site, in which the employee alleges wrist... Read more
Posted on 14 November 2013 CURRENT, HUMOR, SOCIETY -
3 More Signs The Dating Profile You’re Looking At Is Fake
Yesterday, we wrote about a Toronto resident who sued her former employer, a dating web site, for alleged wrist injuries resulting from writing about a 1,000... Read more
Posted on 13 November 2013 CURRENT, HUMOR, SOCIETY -
Thousands Of Alleged Fake Dating Web Site Profiles Keep Toronto In The News!
The Toronto Sun reports that a Toronto resident is suing her former employer, Ashley Madison, for injuries caused to her wrists by having to type 1,000 fake... Read more
Posted on 12 November 2013 CURRENT, HUMOR, SOCIETY -
Swedish Investors Develop “Invisible” Bicycle Helmets, Which Will Go Well With...
Jalopnik reports that some Swedish inventors have invented a bicycle helmet that is sort of invisible. Hey, if you don’t want spoilers of how an apparently... Read more
Posted on 11 November 2013 CURRENT, HUMOR, SOCIETY -
3 Theories That Perhaps Indicate Why The Walking Dead Characters Don’t Call...
Yesterday, funny blogger ListOfX posed a question in reply to our entry about characters in the “Walking Dead” using names like “Walkers,” “Biters,” and... Read more
Posted on 11 November 2013 CURRENT, HUMOR, SOCIETY -
In A World Full Of Zombies Where Nobody Has Heard Of Zombies…
Last Sunday, on the Walking Dead, or as we call it “That Zombie Show Where Nothing Happens,” the sheriff character met some other place-filler characters. Read more
Posted on 09 November 2013 CURRENT, HUMOR, SOCIETY -
Swedish Newspaper Describes “Swedish Family’s IKEA Nightmare”
The Local, Sweden’s News In English, reports that police were called to a “Swedish family’s IKEA nightmare.”The family in Strömstad was trying to assemble IKEA... Read more
Posted on 08 November 2013 CURRENT, HUMOR, SOCIETY -
Facebook Replaces Thumb With Letter “F” On Like Button… Hmmm We Guess That’s...
CNN reports that Facebook is getting rid of the “thumbs up” symbol on the like button. Don’t worry, the thumbs up will still appear elsewhere on Facebook in a... Read more
Posted on 07 November 2013 CURRENT, HUMOR, SOCIETY -
Oh, Canada, Thanks For All The News
It’s been a busy week for Canada in the news from the Mayor of Toronto admitting to probably using crack, Canadian Justin Bieber reportedly being seen leaving... Read more
Posted on 06 November 2013 CURRENT, HUMOR, SOCIETY -
Today’s Secret Word In Toronto Is Definitely Maybe “Probably”
CBC reports that Rob Ford, the Mayor of Toronto, has admitted to smoking crack cocaine.According to the article, the Mayor said this today:“But, no — do I? Am... Read more
Posted on 05 November 2013 CURRENT, HUMOR, SOCIETY -
All We Know Is Justin Bieber Reportedly Visited A Brazilian Brothel, And Now Kat...
CNN reports that Katy Perry has dethroned Justin Bieber as the most followed person on Twitter. Both celebs have over 46 million followers.And the NY Post... Read more
Posted on 04 November 2013 CURRENT, HUMOR, SOCIETY -
6 People Might Have Signed Up For Obamacare On The First Morning… Or Maybe Not…
CNN reports that on the initial morning that Obamacare was available, six people successfully enrolled, “according to documents provided to the House Oversight... Read more
Posted on 03 November 2013 CURRENT, HUMOR, SOCIETY -
3 Dating Web Sites We’d Like To Create For The Toronto Woman Looking To Date...
Yesterday we wrote about a woman from Toronto who blogs about dating men she’s not interested in to be able to check out various Toronto restaurants for free. Read more
Posted on 02 November 2013 CURRENT, HUMOR, SOCIETY -
Toronto Blogger Who Dates Men To Get Free Meals Kicked Off Jewish Dating Site Fo...
Yahoo reports that an aspiring Toronto actress has been dating men she is not interested in to get free meals at Toronto’s finest, and apparently not-so-finest... Read more
Posted on 02 November 2013 CURRENT, HUMOR, SOCIETY -
Tunnel From San Diego To Tijuana Sounds More Efficient Than LA Subway System
CNN reports that the San Diego Tunnel Task Force has found an illegal drug tunnel linking warehouses in Tijuana, Mexico and San Diego, California.The tunnel... Read more
Posted on 01 November 2013 CURRENT, HUMOR, SOCIETY