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• Advertisers Upset They Can’t Make Your Facebook Newsfeed Full Of Ads For Free

  Business Insider reports that a recent change to Facebook that affects the number of users who see a status update from a page they like has some advertisers... Read more

  Posted on 20 March 2014 CURRENT, HUMOR, SOCIETY

• 3 Tag Lines We Propose For Sarah Palin’s Reported Future TV Channel

  Capital New York reports that Sarah Palin is set to launch a digital channel tentatively called “Rogue TV.”According to a quoted source for $10 a month you can... Read more

  Posted on 19 March 2014 CURRENT, HUMOR, SOCIETY

• Just In Time For St. Patrick’s Day: A New Rob Ford Video

  CP24 reports that Toronto mayor Rob Ford has been recorded in a new video apparently drunkenly swearing in front of a kid near City Hall. During a St.... Read more

  Posted on 17 March 2014 CURRENT, HUMOR, SOCIETY

• Poll: 7% Of Torontonians Have No Opinion Who Should Be Mayor

  The Toronto Sun reports that former Member of Parliament and City Councillor Olivia Chow, who has just entered the Toronto Mayoral race has taken the lead in... Read more

  Posted on 16 March 2014 CURRENT, HUMOR, SOCIETY

• Two Fast Food Chains Go Bankrupt In Same Week

  Reuters reports that sandwich-maker Quiznos Corp filed for bankruptcy just days after pizza-chain Sbarro LLC filed for bankruptcy protection.3 Ideas We Have To... Read more

  Posted on 15 March 2014 CURRENT, HUMOR, SOCIETY

• ABC News Reporter Asks If Obama Between Two Ferns Appearance “Damaged” Presidency

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  Posted on 14 March 2014 CURRENT, HUMOR, SOCIETY

• Bar Making Patrons Who Use Smart Phones Buy Round For Their Friends

  Yahoo reports that a bar in Vancouver is installing lock-boxes for patrons to lock their smart phones in during their visit, so they actually have to talk to... Read more

  Posted on 13 March 2014 CURRENT, HUMOR, SOCIETY

• We’re Going To Call It “Old Jersey” Until You Can Buy New Electric Cars There.

  

  The Wall Street Journal reports that Tesla will stop selling its electric cars in New Jersey on April 1, after the state refused to allow Tesla to sell cars... Read more

  Posted on 12 March 2014 CURRENT, HUMOR, SOCIETY

• Don’t Wear Your Beer Googles To Some San Fran Bars!

  CNN reports that some bars in San Francisco are banning wearing Google Glass, the “smart” eyewear with a camera and other technology on it. Read more

  Posted on 11 March 2014 CURRENT, HUMOR, SOCIETY

• Utah Mom Buys Over $600 In “Indecent” T-Shirts Of Scantily-Clad Women To Get The...

  The Detroit Free Press reports that a woman from Orem, Utah found a display of T-Shirts in a mall retailer so offensive that she bought all 19 of the T-Shirts i... Read more

  Posted on 10 March 2014 CURRENT, HUMOR, SOCIETY

• Man Gets Pulled Over For Driving His Own Car With “The Club” On The Steering...

  The Edmonton Journal reports that a man from Fort McMurray, Alberta was recently caught allegedly speeding with the anti-theft device “the Club” on his... Read more

  Posted on 09 March 2014 CURRENT, HUMOR, SOCIETY

• Speaking Of Actors Impersonating Police Officers, Where Is Steve Guttenberg Thes...

  

  A Pittsburgh criminal defines lawyer is raising eyebrows after running an ad on YouTube that you can see by clicking here. The ad appears to be inspired by... Read more

  Posted on 08 March 2014 CURRENT, HUMOR, SOCIETY

• Drunk Man Not Very Good At Gambling

  BBC News reports that a California man is suing a Las Vegas casino after he lost $500,000 gambling while he says he was clearly intoxicated. His lawyer says... Read more

  Posted on 08 March 2014 CURRENT, HUMOR, SOCIETY

• NewAppWillLetUReadFster

  Elite Daily reports that a new app (that you can see demonstrated by clicking here) may allow you to read books at a rate of 500 words per minute. It manipulate... Read more

  Posted on 07 March 2014 CURRENT, HUMOR, SOCIETY

• Celebrity Love: True Or Fake?

  Whenever we get a chance, we at Not The Worst News like to write posts on the entries of readers who follow us.So we recently decided that whoever are 1,000th... Read more

  Posted on 06 March 2014 CURRENT, HUMOR, SOCIETY

• But Will You Be Able To Use Drones To Finally End Your 2007 Poke Wars?

  The LA Times reports that numerous other reports state that Facebook is buying a Mexican company that makes drones.This follows a December CNN report that Googl... Read more

  Posted on 04 March 2014 CURRENT, HUMOR, SOCIETY

• And The Oscar For Best Product Placement Blunder By An Actress Goes To…

  Oscar host Ellen DeGeneres spent a lot of last night running around the Oscars with her Samsung device. But as is often the case, celebrities don’t necessarily... Read more

  Posted on 04 March 2014 CURRENT, HUMOR, SOCIETY

• 3 Academy Awards We Would Love To Give Rob Ford

  CTV reports, in a video that can be seen here that Toronto Mayor, Rob Ford, was picked up at LAX by Jimmy Kimmel, dressed as a chauffeur.Ford will reportedly... Read more

  Posted on 03 March 2014 CURRENT, HUMOR, SOCIETY

• Your Kid Will Love Wearing This Shirt With “NERD” Printed On It!

  

  We saw this display in a store front window today, featuring a child-sized mannikin.Three Questions That Arise From This Display1. Why is there no “World’s... Read more

  Posted on 01 March 2014 CURRENT, HUMOR, SOCIETY

• Three More Things We’d Like To See Over Celebrities’ Mouths

  Yesterday, we wrote about a Tumblr site that superimposes celebrity eyebrows over their mouths to resemble moustaches in a way that would make Rich Uncle... Read more

  Posted on 01 March 2014 CURRENT, HUMOR, SOCIETY