Nottheworstnews
A comedy site that believes news is a commodity, like oil, natural gas, or pork bellies. Bad news is the most abundant commodity in the world! That’s why they give it away for free on the internet! We take that bad news, and tell you original, funny similar situations that would be far worse news. And then you will feel better knowing that the bad news Wolf Blitzer is telling you for free was NotTheWorstNews.
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Not The Worst News
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News is a commodity, like oil, natural gas, or pork bellies. Bad news is the most abundant commodity in the world! That’s why they give it away for free on the internet! We take that bad news, and tell you original, funny similar situations that would be far worse news. And then you will feel better knowing that the bad news Wolf Blitzer is telling you for free was NotTheWorstNews.
LATEST ARTICLES ( 1426 )
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Guy Sues Toronto Because He Says “TORONTO” Sign Was His Idea
The Toronto Sun reports that a man has sued the City of Toronto for $2.5 million for allegedly stealing his “idea” of putting up a sign that says “TORONTO” in... Read more
Posted on 05 April 2016 CURRENT, HUMOR, SOCIETY -
Trump Says Now Is A Lousy Time To Buy Stocks
Yahoo Finance reports that Donald Trump predicted a “very massive recession” on Saturday and said it is a lousy time to buy stocks.3 Questions That Arise From... Read more
Posted on 03 April 2016 CURRENT, HUMOR, SOCIETY -
Google Practical Joke Goes Awry
Google pulled the plug on a Gmail April Fool’s joke, according to Arts Technica.Gmail users could press a button that would lead to a GIF of a minion “dropping... Read more
Posted on 03 April 2016 CURRENT, HUMOR, SOCIETY -
3 April Fools’ Pranks We’d Like To See
1. Donald Trump hands Ted Cruz one dollar in a bathroom stall – just like in the movie Trading Places. It’s the amount they secretly bet they could win a... Read more
Posted on 02 April 2016 CURRENT, HUMOR, SOCIETY -
Canadian Prime Minister: Reopening NAFTA Not Real Issue
CNBC reports that Canadian Prime Minister Justin Trudeau said that he is “not worried” that any U.S. Presidential candidate will reopen NAFTA, and that issue... Read more
Posted on 01 April 2016 CURRENT, HUMOR, SOCIETY -
Microsoft Accidentally Creates Racist Chatbot
The Globe and Mail reports that Microsoft created a “chatbot” named Tay that learns language from Twitter users. The project didn’t work so well…From the... Read more
Posted on 31 March 2016 CURRENT, HUMOR, SOCIETY -
Yahoo! For Sale
The Wall Street Journal reports that Yahoo! has given potential acquirers of it or part of its assets about two weeks to make a bid.Here’s three parts of Yahoo... Read more
Posted on 30 March 2016 CURRENT, HUMOR, SOCIETY -
Lucky VIPS Enjoy Pics With Bieber Cut-Outs
The Daily Mail reports that Justin Bieber fans who paid $1,000 for VIP passes including meet-and-greets were told they could meet-and-greet a cardboard cutout,... Read more
Posted on 29 March 2016 CURRENT, HUMOR, SOCIETY -
Report: FBI Says It Hacked iPhone
CNN reports that the FBI has dropped its case against Apple after successfully hacking the San Bernandino terrorist’s iPhone. How did they do it? Read more
Posted on 29 March 2016 CURRENT, HUMOR, SOCIETY -
3 Observations After Bernie Sanders’ Sweep
Bernie Sanders swept the caucuses in Alaska, Hawaii and Washington… here are 3 observations… He won Alaska and Hawaii: two states you totally can’t get free... Read more
Posted on 27 March 2016 CURRENT, HUMOR, SOCIETY -
Birdie Sanders.
A bird landed on Bernie Sander’s podium during a speech in Oregon, resulting in the hashtag #BirdieSanders. Here are 3 observations about this story: Bernie... Read more
Posted on 26 March 2016 CURRENT, HUMOR, SOCIETY -
Enquiring Minds Want To Know
The National Enquirer recently ran a story about alleged Ted Cruz affairs, which Ted Cruz alleges are untrue and sourced indirectly from Donald Trump. Read more
Posted on 26 March 2016 CURRENT, HUMOR, SOCIETY -
Facebook Announces It Will Abandon Blackberry 10
The Motley Fool reports that Facebook is going to drop support of its app from Blackberry 10 by the end of the year, and has already made a similar... Read more
Posted on 24 March 2016 CURRENT, HUMOR, SOCIETY -
3 Reasons To Name The Boat “Boaty McBoatface”
The British National Research Council asked the public online for names for its new research boat that will travel to Antarctica. The current leader: “Boaty... Read more
Posted on 24 March 2016 CURRENT, HUMOR, SOCIETY -
Happy 10th Birthday Twitter!
We would like to wish Twitter a belated happy tenth birthday. Here are:3 Birthday Presents We Would Like To Give Twitter1. A million fake followers. Read more
Posted on 22 March 2016 CURRENT, HUMOR, SOCIETY -
3 Candidates We’d Rather See Angry Voters Choose
Everyone’s talking about how angry people are these days, and that’s why Donald Trump is leading the Republican race… here are 3 angry candidates we’d like to... Read more
Posted on 22 March 2016 CURRENT, HUMOR, SOCIETY -
Chachi Wants Trump To Make America Great Again
On Fox News’ Judge Jeanie show last night, Scott Baio revealed he endorses Donald Trump.3 Observations About This Story So the guy who was famous in the 1980s... Read more
Posted on 20 March 2016 CURRENT, HUMOR, SOCIETY -
Report: Google Car Hits Bus To Avoid Sandbag
The AP reports that Google has updated its driverless car software after a car driving around sandbags assumed a bus would yield to it. Nobody was hurt, making... Read more
Posted on 20 March 2016 CURRENT, HUMOR, SOCIETY -
Coach Breaks Hand During Pep Talk Gone Awry
The Bleacher Report reports that Arkansas-Little Rock basketball coach Chris Beard broke his hand by apparently punching a dry-erase board during a pep talk. Read more
Posted on 18 March 2016 CURRENT, HUMOR, SOCIETY -
We’re Sure Creating Chickens With Dinosaur Legs Will Work Out Just Fine
CBC reports that researchers in Chile have grown chicken embryos engineered to have dinosaur-like eggs. The reason? To try to learn more about how birds... Read more
Posted on 18 March 2016 CURRENT, HUMOR, SOCIETY