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• 3 Reasons You Won’t Use Your SmartPhone During Christmas Dinner.

  We wrote yesterday about stats indicating you are more likely to use the internet over the holidays, except for Christmas dinner.Here are reasons why…1. Can’t... Read more

  Posted on 25 December 2014 CURRENT, HUMOR, SOCIETY

• You’ll Finally Put Your SmartPhone Down For Christmas Eve

  Sandvine reports that internet usage increases over the holiday season, with the exception of the evening of Christmas Eve, and Christmas dinner. Usage spikes o... Read more

  Posted on 24 December 2014 CURRENT, HUMOR, SOCIETY

• 3 Signs That Trip Advisor Review In Italy May Be Fake

  CNN reports that Trip Advisor has been fined one-half million Euros in Europe for apparently not doing enough to advise fake reviewers not to travel to the site. Read more

  Posted on 24 December 2014 CURRENT, HUMOR, SOCIETY

• Imagining A World Where People Get Paid To Use Something Like Facebook

  CNBC reports that a new social network called tsū pays users to do whatever they do on social networks every day. So somehow, if you join this network, and... Read more

  Posted on 23 December 2014 CURRENT, HUMOR, SOCIETY

• Instagram Gets Rid Of Fake Followers In Case You’re Wondering Why Porn Spambots...

  CNN reports that Justin Bieber has lost 3.5 million fake Instagram followers as the social photo sharing app conducted a mass purge of spam and other fake... Read more

  Posted on 21 December 2014 CURRENT, HUMOR, SOCIETY

• Instagram Purchase As Good As Winning Roulette Play?

  Yahoo Finance reports that Instagram, which Facebook purchased for about a billion dollars may be worth $35 billion according to one analyst. Read more

  Posted on 20 December 2014 CURRENT, HUMOR, SOCIETY

• 3 Proportional Responses We’d Like To See To North Korea

  The NY Times reports that President Obama said today that the U.S. will “respond proportionally” against North Korea for suspected cyber attacks related to the... Read more

  Posted on 19 December 2014 CURRENT, HUMOR, SOCIETY

• You May Now Resume Worrying About All That Worrying You Do

  New York Magazine reports that a recent study indicates that worrying about stuff could be a sign of intelligence.3 New Things To Worry About1. How are any... Read more

  Posted on 18 December 2014 CURRENT, HUMOR, SOCIETY

• Stop Reading This And Pay Attention To Your Work, Especially If You Waited...

  Five Thirty Eight reports that a recent study indicates that Mondays are the most likely day to get a non-fatal injury at work.3 Solutions We Propose To This... Read more

  Posted on 17 December 2014 CURRENT, HUMOR, SOCIETY

• Coke To Stop Sponsorship of American Idol

  CNBC reports Coca-Cola is ending its 13-year sponsorship of American Idol.3 Observations From This Story1. This is great news for American Idol, because people... Read more

  Posted on 16 December 2014 CURRENT, HUMOR, SOCIETY

• Unlucky Lucky Lottery Winner.

  The Toronto Sun reports that a lottery ticket, worth a million dollars, purchased almost a year ago is about to expire worthless if nobody claims it near the... Read more

  Posted on 16 December 2014 CURRENT, HUMOR, SOCIETY

• Expert Suggests Gossiping At Work, But Doesn’t Seem To Understand What Gossip Is

  Yahoo reports that an employment law expert advises that gossip in the workplace is a good idea.From the article:“The key…is avoiding petty gossip, like ‘Did yo... Read more

  Posted on 14 December 2014 CURRENT, HUMOR, SOCIETY

• 3 Slogans We Propose For Trendy Bar Located In Former Public Restaurant

  Kentish Towner reports that a new bar in Britain has opened in a former underground public restroom.The bar’s name is “Ladies and Gentlemen.” We’re not certain... Read more

  Posted on 13 December 2014 CURRENT, HUMOR, SOCIETY

• Denny’s Confuses Itself With Las Vegas Nightclub

  CNBC reports that a Denny’s in New York is serving a $300 breakfast meal for two that includes a bottle of champagne.3 More Items We’d Like To See At Denny’s... Read more

  Posted on 12 December 2014 CURRENT, HUMOR, SOCIETY

• Voice Activated Airplanes. Hopefully Better Than Ford SYNC.

  CNN reports that new technology being developed will allow commercial airline pilots to use voice activation, similar to Siri, to tell the plane what to do.3... Read more

  Posted on 11 December 2014 CURRENT, HUMOR, SOCIETY

• Crime Fighting Robots.

  CNBC reports that a silicon valley company has developed a crime-fighting, 300 pound robot, that can predict crime using its ability to see, hear, feel, and... Read more

  Posted on 10 December 2014 CURRENT, HUMOR, SOCIETY

• You Thought Your Boss Was Giving You A Hard Time… Flight Attendant Removed From...

  Fox News reports that a vice-president of Korean Airlines, who also happens to be the daughter of the CEO of the airline, caused a disruption on a plane about t... Read more

  Posted on 09 December 2014 CURRENT, HUMOR, SOCIETY

• Town Scarecrow Population Outnumbers Human Population

  Yahoo Finance reports that in a Japanese town with a declining population, scarecrows outnumber people by about 3 to 1.(Apparently a member of the town has... Read more

  Posted on 08 December 2014 CURRENT, HUMOR, SOCIETY

• 3 More Candy Deodorant Flavors We’d Like To See

  Yesterday, we wrote about a Bulgarian company that makes candy that also works as a deodorant that makes your sweat smell like roses… Here are 3 more flavors... Read more

  Posted on 07 December 2014 CURRENT, HUMOR, SOCIETY

• Company Making Candy That Is Also Deodorant

  Yahoo News Digest reports that a Bulgarian candy maker is selling something called “Deo Perfume Candy.”It’s deodorant candy. You eat it, and your sweat smells... Read more

  Posted on 06 December 2014 CURRENT, HUMOR, SOCIETY