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• Hawking Confirms Teenage Girl May Be Married To One Direction Member In Another...

  Yahoo News Digest reports that during a Q&A; with Stephen Hawking, in response to a question concerning the departure of Zayn Malik from One Direction, Hawking... Read more

  Posted on 28 April 2015 CURRENT, HUMOR, SOCIETY

• Study: Canadians Love Smiling Poop Emoji More Than Any Nation

  Entertainment.ir reports that a recent survey indicating Emoji popularity found that the smiling poop Emoji (💩) is the most popular Emoji in Canada. Read more

  Posted on 26 April 2015 CURRENT, HUMOR, SOCIETY

• We Propose 3 New Slogans For The New Abercrombie

  Yahoo Finance reports that Abercrombie Fitch is dropping its “sexualized” marketing and use of shirtless male models at events.Here are 3 new slogans we... Read more

  Posted on 25 April 2015 CURRENT, HUMOR, SOCIETY

• 3 More Messages We Would Write For Free For An Invisible Boyfriend Service

  Yesterday, we wrote about the service “Invisible Boyfriend” which sends you text messages for a monthly fee, so that you can apparently show the messages to... Read more

  Posted on 25 April 2015 CURRENT, HUMOR, SOCIETY

• People Paying Money For Fake Digital Boyfriends

  The Star Phoenix reports that a service called “Invisible Boyfriend” will send you texts (apparently written by people with a good sense of humor) from a fake... Read more

  Posted on 23 April 2015 CURRENT, HUMOR, SOCIETY

• School Bus Driver Allowed To Forbid Young Girl From Reading Book While Riding Bus

  CBC reports that a school board in Quebec has upheld a school bus driver’s rule that forbids one young girl from reading on the bus. Read more

  Posted on 23 April 2015 CURRENT, HUMOR, SOCIETY

• HBO Issues Cease And Desist Letter To Bar Showing Game of Thrones

  Yahoo Finance reports that a Brooklyn bar ended two years of showing HBO’s Game of Thrones after being issued a cease-and-desist letter.3 Related... Read more

  Posted on 21 April 2015 CURRENT, HUMOR, SOCIETY

• Good Luck Googling Your Name Starting Tomorrow!

  Yahoo News Digest reports that Google will start demoting sites that are viewed as non-mobile friendly in searches beginning tomorrow.Some are calling it... Read more

  Posted on 21 April 2015 CURRENT, HUMOR, SOCIETY

• 100 Million-Year-Old Fossil Found Near Texas Construction Site

  The Toronto Sun reports that a 100-million year old nodasaur fossil was found at a mall construction site by a four-year old boy.3 Questions That Arise From Thi... Read more

  Posted on 19 April 2015 CURRENT, HUMOR, SOCIETY

• 3 Solutions We Propose To Help Retired NFL Players Avoid Bankruptcy

  Yahoo reports that a study indicates that one in 6 retired NFL players file for bankruptcy within 12 years of retirement.We have three suggestions to possibly... Read more

  Posted on 18 April 2015 CURRENT, HUMOR, SOCIETY

• Because Nowhere Else Sells Make-up…

  Fortune reports that make-up seller Avon, may be getting rid of its North American business, including “Avon Ladies” who sell make-up door-to-door.3 Jobs We... Read more

  Posted on 17 April 2015 CURRENT, HUMOR, SOCIETY

• Studies: One Of The Most Stressful Days Of The Year Is Over (Sorry West Coast…)

  Yahoo reports that studies show U.S. tax filing day is one of the most stressful days of the year. So congratulations, East Coast, tax-filing day is over!3... Read more

  Posted on 16 April 2015 CURRENT, HUMOR, SOCIETY

• Missing Woman Found In Search Party Searching For Her

  According to a 2012 story in the Toronto Sun, a search party in Iceland was called off after it was realized that the woman being searched for was actually in... Read more

  Posted on 15 April 2015 CURRENT, HUMOR, SOCIETY

• Bieber Tossed from Coachella. We Guess What Security Said.

  According to CBC and TMZ, Justin Bieber was tossed from Coachella, where he was not performing, after being denied access to a backstage area to hang out with... Read more

  Posted on 14 April 2015 CURRENT, HUMOR, SOCIETY

• Former HP CEO Who Made That Company “Awesome” Obviously Qualified To Criticize...

  The Washington Times reports that former HP CEO Carly Fiorina released a video criticizing Hillary Clinton, saying that her time at the State Department lacked... Read more

  Posted on 13 April 2015 CURRENT, HUMOR, SOCIETY

• T-Mobile CEO Mobilizes Out Of Trump Hotel

  CNET reports that T-Mobile CEO John Legere apparently got in a war of Tweets with Donald Trump after being dissatisfied with his stay at a Trump hotel in New... Read more

  Posted on 12 April 2015 CURRENT, HUMOR, SOCIETY

• Alert For All Jar Jar Binks Fans

  The Star Wars movies are now available for digital download on services like iTunes.3 Suggestions Now That Star Wars Is Available For Download1. Purchase as man... Read more

  Posted on 11 April 2015 CURRENT, HUMOR, SOCIETY

• Now You Won’t Have To Watch Ads Before Kitten Videos

  Re/Code reports that YouTube is launching a new subscription service where users can pay to watch YouTube commercial-free!3 Questions That Arise From This... Read more

  Posted on 11 April 2015 CURRENT, HUMOR, SOCIETY

• 3 More Slogans We Propose That Don’t Mention Brand Names

  USA Today reports that Budweiser maker Anheuser-Busch has launched a new ad campaign around the phrase “Let’s grab a beer.” The ads don’t mention or show any... Read more

  Posted on 09 April 2015 CURRENT, HUMOR, SOCIETY

• Of Course Trevor Noah Didn’t Steal Russell Peters’ Jokes…

  CBC reports that comedian Russell Peters says it was only a prank when he accused incoming Daily Show host Trevor Noah of stealing his material.Here’s 3... Read more

  Posted on 08 April 2015 CURRENT, HUMOR, SOCIETY