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• We Fact Check CNN Discussion With Apprentice “Winner”

  Last night on CNN (click here for transcript) Don Lemon moderated a discussion between the “Winner of the First Season of the Apprentice,” Katrina Campins and... Read more

  Posted on 09 August 2016 CURRENT, HUMOR, SOCIETY

• Toronto Metro Reporter Apparently Needs To Work On Math Skills

  Here’s a headline from last Thursday’s Metro:“Toronto’s 1 per cent are about 100,000 times wealthier than us: study…”Now if we do some back-of-the-napkin... Read more

  Posted on 08 August 2016 CURRENT, HUMOR, SOCIETY

• The Yeas Have It! (Probably)

  The Republican National Convention began with a raucous vote this afternoon on whether to approve the party’s Rule Book. The Party Chair took two votes based... Read more

  Posted on 18 July 2016 CURRENT, HUMOR, SOCIETY

• Three Reasons Brexit is Ironic.

  1. The people of England want to be “independent.” Which they totally are except for the unelected Queen on their ironically Euro-independent money. 2. “What... Read more

  Posted on 26 June 2016 CURRENT, HUMOR, SOCIETY

• Oil Prices Up Despite Everyone In World Promising To Produce More Oil

  Oil prices rose today, even after OPEC failed to come to an agreement to lower production; Russia promised to increase output; oil workers stopped striking afte... Read more

  Posted on 21 April 2016 CURRENT, HUMOR, SOCIETY

• McDonald’s Testing All You Can Eat Fries

  Time reports that McDonald’s is testing its potential restaurant of the future at a Missouri location. You can use self-serve kiosks to customize your burgers,... Read more

  Posted on 20 April 2016 CURRENT, HUMOR, SOCIETY

• Former YellowPages.Com Bidding To Buy Yahoo

  The Globe and Mail reports that YP Holdings, owner of the web page formerly known as yellowpages.com is putting in a bid to buy Yahoo.3 Questions That Arise Fro... Read more

  Posted on 19 April 2016 CURRENT, HUMOR, SOCIETY

• Axl Rose To Join AC/DC On Tour

  CNN reports that W. Axl Rose will replace lead singer Brian Johnson on AC/DC’s “Rock Or Bust” tour, as Johnson has hearing issues.Here are three alternate... Read more

  Posted on 18 April 2016 CURRENT, HUMOR, SOCIETY

• Poll: Almost Half Of Canadians Dissatisfied With Cable Packages

  According to an Angus Reid poll, 49% of Canadians think cable TV is “not very good/terrible value for what you pay.”3 Observations For This Story This presumabl... Read more

  Posted on 17 April 2016 CURRENT, HUMOR, SOCIETY

• Trump Prepared To Lose Wyoming

  CTV reports that Donald Trump is prepared to cede Wyoming.3 Observations About This Story In terms of popularity, giving up the State that gave us Dick Cheney... Read more

  Posted on 16 April 2016 CURRENT, HUMOR, SOCIETY

• Four More Avatar Movies? We’ve Got Some Titles.

  CNN reports that James Caneron announced there will be four more Avatar sequels… Apparently because three won’t quite tell the story.  We’ve got some suggestion... Read more

  Posted on 14 April 2016 CURRENT, HUMOR, SOCIETY

• Average Manhattan Apartment Costs Over $2 Million

  Yahoo Finance reports that the average Manhattan apartment is over $2 million, while the median apartment is more like $1.1 million. Read more

  Posted on 14 April 2016 CURRENT, HUMOR, SOCIETY

• 3 More Reasons We Suspect Trump Kids Didn’t Register To Vote

  Yesterday we wrote that Ivanka and Eric Trump failed to register in time to vote in the New York Republican Primary. We have 3 suggestions as to why… They... Read more

  Posted on 13 April 2016 CURRENT, HUMOR, SOCIETY

• Ivanka and Eric Trump Didn’t Register To Vote!

  CBC reports that Ivanka and Eric Trump missed the October 9, 2015 deadline to register in the New York Republican primary and therefore cannot vote for their... Read more

  Posted on 12 April 2016 CURRENT, HUMOR, SOCIETY

• 3 More Headlines We Propose For Toronto Sun Raccoon Sex Story

  Yesterday we wrote about a real Toronto Sun headline about a woman waking up to raccoons having sex on her balcony.Here are 3 more headlines we would have used... Read more

  Posted on 11 April 2016 CURRENT, HUMOR, SOCIETY

• Real Toronto Sun Headline: “Toronto Woman Wakes up to Raccoon Sex”

  The Toronto Sun reports that a woman woke up at 7 am to raccoons having sex on her balcony. Here’s an excerpt from the article:“‘I’m an animal lover but I... Read more

  Posted on 10 April 2016 CURRENT, HUMOR, SOCIETY

• Ted Cruz iPhone Appeared To Be Getting Messages During CNN Interview

  In a CNN Dana Bash interview in New York aired on Thursday, the iPhone tritone ring went off a few times during the interview. The ring is the default for... Read more

  Posted on 08 April 2016 CURRENT, HUMOR, SOCIETY

• Dragon Horn Injections.

  Yahoo reports that a woman has taken drastic steps to resemble a dragon. You can view a photo by clicking here.As part of this effort, the former banker has... Read more

  Posted on 08 April 2016 CURRENT, HUMOR, SOCIETY

• 3 Slogans We Propose For The NFL On Twitter

  Yahoo reports that Twitter has secured the rights to ten 2016 NFL Thursday Night Football games. Since we’re all about helping social media, here are:3 New... Read more

  Posted on 07 April 2016 CURRENT, HUMOR, SOCIETY

• 3 Similes We Have For Wisconsin

  Ted Cruz is like Milwaukee’s beer, Miller. He’s the Champagne of beers, or in other words, the best of the worst leading Republican candidates. Read more

  Posted on 06 April 2016 CURRENT, HUMOR, SOCIETY