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• Another 3 McDonald’s Mascots We’d Like To See

  We’ve been writing about McDonald’s new Hamburglar and alternative mascots we’d like to see. Here are three more…I: McLazy. This mascot, which is basically a... Read more

  Posted on 17 May 2015 CURRENT, HUMOR, SOCIETY

• 3 More McDonald’s Mascots We’d Like to See.

  Yesterday we wrote about McDonald’s introducing a new Hamburglar. Here are three more mascots we’d like to see. 1. BATHBURGLAR. Read more

  Posted on 16 May 2015 CURRENT, HUMOR, SOCIETY

• 3 Things We’d Like McDonald’s New Hamburglar To Steal

  Time reports that McDonald’s has reintroduced the Hamburglar. Instead of a little, pudgy cartoon character in some sort of bachelor-party burglar costume, the... Read more

  Posted on 15 May 2015 CURRENT, HUMOR, SOCIETY

• 3 Lessons Learned From Study That Paying People Gets Them To Quit Smoking

  Yahoo News Digest reports that a recent study indicates Americans are about twice as likely to quit smoking if you pay them a reward.Here’s three lessons we’ve... Read more

  Posted on 15 May 2015 CURRENT, HUMOR, SOCIETY

• 3 More Slogans We Propose For Olive Garden Breadstick Sandwiches

  Yesterday, we wrote about how the Olive Garden is introducing a twist on its popular breadsticks. No they are not twisting the breadsticks and sprinkling them i... Read more

  Posted on 14 May 2015 CURRENT, HUMOR, SOCIETY

• 3 Slogans We Propose For Olive Garden Breadstick Sandwiches

  Yahoo Finance reports that the Olive Garden, in an attempt to improve its business, plans to take one of its popular items (breadsticks) and make breadstick... Read more

  Posted on 12 May 2015 CURRENT, HUMOR, SOCIETY

• Fox Votes American Idol Off The Air

  Fox announced that after 15 years, American Idol will end in 2016, Here are:3 Slogans We Propose For The Final Season of American Idol1. Read more

  Posted on 12 May 2015 CURRENT, HUMOR, SOCIETY

• FitBit Announces IPO, Certainly A Coincidence That Coincides With The Recent...

  Yahoo Finance reports that activity tracker FitBit has filed for a $100 million IPO, just weeks after the Apple Watch was released.3 Slogans We Propose For... Read more

  Posted on 11 May 2015 CURRENT, HUMOR, SOCIETY

• Women Wins Over $250,000 In Sweepstakes, Then Wins Book Deals

  Yahoo Finance reports that a Canadian woman, who recommends not spending more than an hour or two a day entering sweepstakes, has won over $250,000 in prizes... Read more

  Posted on 09 May 2015 CURRENT, HUMOR, SOCIETY

• Is Yelp For Sale? We Have Reviews For Potential Buyers.

  Yahoo Finance reports that Yelp is reportedly seeking strategic alternatives, which means the company may be for sale.Hmmm… we wonder how this will play out... Read more

  Posted on 08 May 2015 CURRENT, HUMOR, SOCIETY

• Harlem Popetrotters.

  Yahoo News Digest reports that Pope Francis has become the ninth person in history to become an honorary member of the Harlem Globetrotters. Read more

  Posted on 07 May 2015 CURRENT, HUMOR, SOCIETY

• The Shocking Truth About The Lack Of Harmful Bacteria In Your Beard

  Yesterday we wrote about a TV news show that swabbed a few beards and concluded beards containpoop bacteria.  Slate reports that this non-scientific click-bait... Read more

  Posted on 07 May 2015 CURRENT, HUMOR, SOCIETY

• Sorry, Zach Galifianakis, That Beard May Be Dirtier Than A Toilet Seat

  Albuquerque’s Action 7 News reports that it has been swabbing things for many years… so when that’s your role in the news industrial complex, eventually you... Read more

  Posted on 06 May 2015 CURRENT, HUMOR, SOCIETY

• McDonald’s Plan To Improve Business: Divide Its Stores Into Geographic Zones!

  Reuters reports that McDonald’s made a video announcement today of their plan to improve their business. The plan includes cutting costs, selling company-owned... Read more

  Posted on 04 May 2015 CURRENT, HUMOR, SOCIETY

• McDonald’s To Announce Plan So That Justin Timberlake Isn’t Only One Lovin’ It

  Reuters reports that McDonald’s CEO, Steve Easterbrook, is set to unveil a new plan on Monday to win back consumers and investors.3 Suggestions We Have For... Read more

  Posted on 03 May 2015 CURRENT, HUMOR, SOCIETY

• Those Tattoos Of Your Heart Beating May Be Screwing Up Your Apple Watch

  Marketwatch reports that Apple Watch may be misreading the heart rate of people with tattoos on their wrists.3 Tattoos We Suggest You May Want To Avoid 1. Tatto... Read more

  Posted on 03 May 2015 CURRENT, HUMOR, SOCIETY

• Italian Man Hangs Up Twice On Pope Thinking Its Prank Call… We’ve Got 3 Solution...

  Yahoo News Digest reports that an Italian man hung up on the Pope two times because he thought they were prank calls.The man had been selected for calls from th... Read more

  Posted on 01 May 2015 CURRENT, HUMOR, SOCIETY

• Stock Market Fires LinkedIn

  Yahoo Finance reports that LinkedIn stock plunged 25% in after hours trading today after giving “disappointing guidance.”3 Reasons We Suspect LinkedIn’s... Read more

  Posted on 01 May 2015 CURRENT, HUMOR, SOCIETY

• In The Market For An Elephant Bird Egg?

  Yahoo News Digest reports that a rare massive egg, over 400 years old, of an extinct animal called the “elephant bird” is expected to fetch at least $75,000 in... Read more

  Posted on 29 April 2015 CURRENT, HUMOR, SOCIETY

• Twitter Earnings Tweeted Early

  The Wall Street Journal reports that Twitter’s latest earnings results were leaked today on Twitter by a company that searches for this kind of thing on public... Read more

  Posted on 28 April 2015 CURRENT, HUMOR, SOCIETY