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• Vice Writes Boring Article Full Of Facts On Only Children

  Vice recently wrote an article to attempt to determine if there are any difference between only children and children with siblings.And based on interviews... Read more

  Posted on 26 June 2015 CURRENT, HUMOR, SOCIETY

• You Probably Know How Much Your Partner Earns… But 43% Of You Don’t.

  Yahoo Finance reports that a recent survey by Fidelity reveals that 43% of people in relationships have no idea what their partners earn. When asked to guess, 1... Read more

  Posted on 26 June 2015 CURRENT, HUMOR, SOCIETY

• Google Has Funny Definition of “Unsend”

  ArsTechnica reports that Google has introduced an optional “unsend” button for its Gmail users.How does it work? When you hit “send” it doesn’t really send the... Read more

  Posted on 24 June 2015 CURRENT, HUMOR, SOCIETY

• 3 Titles We Would Have Proposed For 2016’s Upcoming Independence Day Sequel.

  Variety reports that the sequel to the movie Independence Day has been officially titled “Independence Day Resurgence.”Here are 3 titles we would have proposed... Read more

  Posted on 24 June 2015 CURRENT, HUMOR, SOCIETY

• Time To Write A Book In A Really Large Font

  Yahoo Finance reports that Amazon is planning to pay self-published authors by the number of pages of their books that Amazon customers read.3 Observations Abou... Read more

  Posted on 23 June 2015 CURRENT, HUMOR, SOCIETY

• 3 Ways We Propose To Solve Ongoing Greek Financial Crisis

  Yahoo Finance reports that Greece may be near a solution to its financial crisis that has been going on forever.3 Solutions We Propose To Greek Financial... Read more

  Posted on 22 June 2015 CURRENT, HUMOR, SOCIETY

• 3 New Slogans We Propose For T-Shirts Worn By Actors In Trump Campaign

  Yesterday we wrote about a Hollywood Reporter story that Donald Trump hired actors st $50 a pop to cheer him at his announcement that he is running for... Read more

  Posted on 20 June 2015 CURRENT, HUMOR, SOCIETY

• For $50 Maybe You, Too Can Hire Actors To Cheer You On

  According to the Hollywood Reporter, Donald Trump’s campaign hired actors at $50 a pop to cheer his announcement that he is running for President of the United... Read more

  Posted on 19 June 2015 CURRENT, HUMOR, SOCIETY

• 3 Slogans We Propose For Donald Trump’s Presidential Campaign

  1. “I’m richer than Mitt Romney, the guy who you didn’t vote for because he said dumb things like asking if Rick Perry wanted to make a $10,000 bet during a... Read more

  Posted on 18 June 2015 CURRENT, HUMOR, SOCIETY

• 3 Sarcastic Excuses As To Why Your “Unlimited” Phone Data Plan May Be Limited

  USA Today reports that the FCC plans to fine AT T over $100 million dollars for allegedly slowing down the speeds of data on “unlimited” phone plans, resulting... Read more

  Posted on 18 June 2015 CURRENT, HUMOR, SOCIETY

• Um… About That Really Embarrasing Thing You Ordered On Amazon…

  Yahoo Finance reports that Amazon is contemplating creating an app that pays regular people to deliver packages while en route to their own destinations. Think... Read more

  Posted on 16 June 2015 CURRENT, HUMOR, SOCIETY

• Time To Board The Hyperloop Air Hockey Express!

  Yahoo Finance reports that SpaceX is building a mile long test track for Hyperloop transport. “What is hyperloop?” you ask.According to Yahoo, SpaceX CEO Elon... Read more

  Posted on 16 June 2015 CURRENT, HUMOR, SOCIETY

• You Should Have Got Kittens To Destroy That Gold Apple Watch in Your YouTube...

  Fortune reports that a famous YouTube user has destroyed a $10,000 Apple Gold Watch with magnets… because people often like to view that kind of thing, which... Read more

  Posted on 14 June 2015 CURRENT, HUMOR, SOCIETY

• Blackberry Ponders Changing To Android. Here’s 3 More Things We Wonder If They...

  The Register reports that Blackberry is “pondering” installing an Android operating system called “Chocolate Factory” on its phones. What else could they be... Read more

  Posted on 13 June 2015 CURRENT, HUMOR, SOCIETY

• Texas Police Shut Down Kids’ Lemonade Stand

  KLTV reports that the lemonade stand of seven and eight year-old girls was shut down by East Texas police for not having a permit or passed health department... Read more

  Posted on 13 June 2015 CURRENT, HUMOR, SOCIETY

• 3 Ways To Help Radio Stations Survive When Apple Beats Radio One Goes Live

  

  On June 30, Apple is launching Beats Radio One in over 100 countries. Have no fear, local radio DJs. We’ve consulted your radio predecessors who prevailed over... Read more

  Posted on 11 June 2015 CURRENT, HUMOR, SOCIETY

• Even If You’re A Leprechaun, Your Carry-On Bag May Be Too Large For Your Next...

  Yahoo reports that the International Air Transportation Association has introduced an initiative to reduce the standard size of carry-on bags. Fortunately,... Read more

  Posted on 10 June 2015 CURRENT, HUMOR, SOCIETY

• What On God’s Green Earth Are “Natural Apple Flavours?”

  

  It’s time for another instalment of our “What In God’s Green Earth” series where we mock ridiculous-sounding #MysteryIngredients! Read more

  Posted on 10 June 2015 CURRENT, HUMOR, SOCIETY

• Pizza Hut Introduces New Item That Doesn’t Involve Stuffing Crust With...

  The Verge reports that Pizza Hut has introduced a pizza box in Hong Kong that turns into a movie projector… once you put your smart phone in the pizza box. Read more

  Posted on 09 June 2015 CURRENT, HUMOR, SOCIETY

• 3 Reactions From Horses To American Pharoah Winning Triple Crown

  Yesterday, we wrote about the fact that Triple Crown winner “American Pharoah” has a misspelled name.Here are 3 reactions we’d expect from horses.1. “At least h... Read more

  Posted on 07 June 2015 CURRENT, HUMOR, SOCIETY