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• If You Want Asparagus Water, You Are Going To Have To Shop Elsewhere.

  Yahoo reports that Whole Foods Market has pulled $5.99 jars of “Asparagus Water” from a California store after a photo of the product went viral. Spoiler... Read more

  Posted on 05 August 2015 CURRENT, HUMOR, SOCIETY

• What Does A Robot Have To Do To Hitch A Ride Around Here?

  A Canadian hitch-hiking robot that successfully toured parts of the world was reportedly destroyed in Philadelphia by vandals.CBC reports that fake... Read more

  Posted on 04 August 2015 CURRENT, HUMOR, SOCIETY

• 3 Excuses For Sirius-XM’s Jenny Eliscu For Her Apparent Lack Of Metallica Or...

  Yesterday, we made light of the fact that Sirius-Xm Host Jenny Eliscu asked Metallica’s James Hetfield if they ever played Lollapalooza before in an interview... Read more

  Posted on 03 August 2015 CURRENT, HUMOR, SOCIETY

• 3 Tips For Sirius-Xm Alt-Nation When Interviewing Metallica

  Sirius-Xm’s Jenny Eliscu was interviewing James Hetfield of Metallica during this weekend’s Lollapalooza festival. One of the first questions was along the line... Read more

  Posted on 03 August 2015 CURRENT, HUMOR, SOCIETY

• Ford Has Figured out How to Make Coin-holder out of $400 in Shredded U.S....

  Yahoo Finance reports in this video that Ford is creating non-oil based plastics out of interesting materials: dandelions; stuff left over from manufacturing... Read more

  Posted on 02 August 2015 CURRENT, HUMOR, SOCIETY

• Study: Retirement Is Good For Your Health… Unless You Retire While Driving In A...

  Yahoo Finance reports that a recent scientific study proves that retiring is good for your health, although the effects may not be noticeable for a few years.3... Read more

  Posted on 01 August 2015 CURRENT, HUMOR, SOCIETY

• Now We Try To Guess Who Facebook’s New 49 Million Monthly Active Users Are

  Facebook reported yesterday that monthly active users increased to 1.49 billion, or 49 million users. This compared to Twitter reporting 2 million new monthly... Read more

  Posted on 31 July 2015 CURRENT, HUMOR, SOCIETY

• 3 More Types of Monthly Active Users We Guess Are Using Twitter

  Yesterday we wrote about Twitter’s monthly active users increasing from 302 million to 304 million people. Who are these mystery people?  Here are 3 more... Read more

  Posted on 29 July 2015 CURRENT, HUMOR, SOCIETY

• We Try To Guess Who Twitter’s Two Million New Users Are

  Yahoo Finance reports that Twitter announced today that it’s monthly active users rose from 302 million to 304 million.Who are these new users? Here are three... Read more

  Posted on 29 July 2015 CURRENT, HUMOR, SOCIETY

• 3 Less Obvious Reasons We Suspect Some People From Detroit Don’t Like Satan...

  People reports that a statue of Satan was unveiled at a secret location on Saturday. Obviously some people found this offensive for religious reasons although... Read more

  Posted on 28 July 2015 CURRENT, HUMOR, SOCIETY

• People Threaten To Burn Down Satan Statue

  The Edmonton Sun reports that a Satanic Sculpture was unveiled in a secret location in Detroit by a group that does not worship satan, but supports separation o... Read more

  Posted on 26 July 2015 CURRENT, HUMOR, SOCIETY

• Oops! Fed Reserve Allegedly Accidentally Published Rate Hike Plans Online.

  Reuters reports that the U.S. Federal Reserve allegedly accidentally published its plans online to raise interest rates by 0.25% this year.3 Questions That Aris... Read more

  Posted on 25 July 2015 CURRENT, HUMOR, SOCIETY

• 3 Slogans We Propose For Caesars Casinos If They Go Bankrupt

  Reuters reports that following an unfavorable judge ruling, Caesars Entertainment Corp may be forced into bankruptcy.Since we are all about helping companies,... Read more

  Posted on 24 July 2015 CURRENT, HUMOR, SOCIETY

• Of Course Amazon Is Worth More Than Wal-Mart…

  Fortune reports that following reporting earnings, in after-hour trading, Amazon is now worth more than Wal-Mart. That’s reportedly about $250 billion to $230... Read more

  Posted on 23 July 2015 CURRENT, HUMOR, SOCIETY

• Three 50 Cent Lyrics That Contradict His Sworn Testimony That He Rents Bling.

  CNBC reports that rapper 50 Cent said under oath that a 65-karat ring he posted on Instagram was leased. He further swore that his fancy cars and jewelry are... Read more

  Posted on 22 July 2015 CURRENT, HUMOR, SOCIETY

• You Thought That Person On A Phone At A Theater Annoyed You

  Yahoo reports that a teen who admits he was drinking recently got on stage at the Broadway play “Hand to God” to try to plug his phone charger into an onstage... Read more

  Posted on 21 July 2015 CURRENT, HUMOR, SOCIETY

• 3 Names We Proposes If NHL Expands To Three Cities

  Yahoo reports that the NHL is considering expansion. The contending cities include “top candidate” Las Vegas; “the leading candidate” Seattle; and Portland. Read more

  Posted on 21 July 2015 CURRENT, HUMOR, SOCIETY

• Japan Finally Opens Hotel Run By Robots

  Earlier this year, we wrote about a Japanese hotel that would feature robotic concierge and cleaning staff.The Next Digit reports that the “Strange Hotel” has... Read more

  Posted on 19 July 2015 CURRENT, HUMOR, SOCIETY

• San Jose Mecury News Publishes Online Article That Reads Like The Onion

  The San Jose Mercury News published an article about a company planned to be spun off by Yahoo named “Aabaco Holdings Inc.”The article was entitled “Yahoo’s... Read more

  Posted on 18 July 2015 CURRENT, HUMOR, SOCIETY

• We Have 3 Better Names For Tesla’s “Ludicrous Mode”

  Zacks reports that Tesla Motors announced today a new version of its model S electric car featuring “Ludicrous mode” which goes zero to 60 in under 3 seconds.... Read more

  Posted on 18 July 2015 CURRENT, HUMOR, SOCIETY