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• 3 More Slogans We Propose For National Geographic

  Yesterday we wrote about manmade-climate-change-non-believer Rupert Murdoch’s 21st Century Fox buying National Geographic… here are 3 more slogans we propose fo... Read more

  Posted on 15 September 2015 CURRENT, HUMOR, SOCIETY

• National Geographic + Rupert Murdoch = What Could Go Wrong? ;0

  The Washington Post reports that man-made climate change denier, Rupert Murdoch’s company 21st Century Fox has taken a controlling interest in National... Read more

  Posted on 13 September 2015 CURRENT, HUMOR, SOCIETY

• Trump Has Enough Energy To Declare Another Candidate Is “Low Energy.”

  CNN reports that Donald Trump has called fellow Republican party candidate Dr. Ben Carson: “low energy.”3 Questions That Arise From This Story Are Trump insult... Read more

  Posted on 12 September 2015 CURRENT, HUMOR, SOCIETY

• Facebook Doesn’t Recognize Face Of Star Employee

  Business Insider reports that Facebook employee #8, Matt Jacobson, who deals with Hollywood big-wigs and wears suits and ties often gets stopped by security at... Read more

  Posted on 11 September 2015 CURRENT, HUMOR, SOCIETY

• Finally, A Harry Potter-Themed Bar, Because What Could Go Wrong With Drunk...

  Yahoo reports that a Harry Potter-themed bar called the Lockhart has opened in Toronto. And spoiler alert: it contains plenty of obscure Harry Potter references. Read more

  Posted on 11 September 2015 CURRENT, HUMOR, SOCIETY

• Apple Keynote Features Video Game That Seems An Awful Lot Like Frogger

  Apple introduced a bunch of new products today, include a new Apple TV box that can play a game called “Crossy Road” where you run across the road, avoiding... Read more

  Posted on 10 September 2015 CURRENT, HUMOR, SOCIETY

• 12 Year-Old Girl Gets Higher Score Than Einstein and Hawking on IQ Test

  The Guardian reports that a 12-year-old Indian girl scored 162 points on a Mensa IQ test, 2 points higher than the scores achieved by Albert Einstein and Stephe... Read more

  Posted on 09 September 2015 CURRENT, HUMOR, SOCIETY

• Canadian Federal Candidate (Now Ex-Candidate) Caught Peeing In A Homeowner’s...

  CBC reports that “Peegate” has “flooded” social media after a (now former) candidate for Member of Parliament for the Conservative Party of Canada in Toronto wa... Read more

  Posted on 07 September 2015 CURRENT, HUMOR, SOCIETY

• CNN: Sarah Palin Urges Legal Immigrants To “Speak American”

  In an interview on CNN today, when asked about Donald Trump’s comments about Jeb Bush speaking Spanish, Sarah Palin said:“On the other hand, I think we can... Read more

  Posted on 06 September 2015 CURRENT, HUMOR, SOCIETY

• CNN: Over 225,000 Jail-Broken iPhones Hacked…

  CNN reports that over 225,000 jail-broken iPhones have been hacked.  “What does ‘jail-break’ mean,” our grandparents are asking. Read more

  Posted on 05 September 2015 CURRENT, HUMOR, SOCIETY

• Finally, An Ad Campaign To Speak Out Against A Company With Some Healthier Food...

  “The Center for Consumer Freedom” has launched an ad campaign against Chipotle Mexican Grill.One of the criticisms from the company web site is that “Chipotle... Read more

  Posted on 04 September 2015 CURRENT, HUMOR, SOCIETY

• Trump Responds To Kanye’s 2020 Presidential MTV VMA Announcement

  Rolling Stone reports (via Facebook) that Donald Trump has responded to Kanye West’s 2020 VMA Presidential bid announcement by saying Kanye is “nice” and he... Read more

  Posted on 04 September 2015 CURRENT, HUMOR, SOCIETY

• McDonald’s Says No To Burger King’s “McWhopper” Idea.

  CNN reports that Burger King asked McDonald’s to combine its burgers into a new item to be sold at a pop-up restaurant for World Peace Day. Read more

  Posted on 02 September 2015 CURRENT, HUMOR, SOCIETY

• Cheney Declines To Endorse Trump, But What Does That Really Mean?

  Facebook reports that Dick Cheney has told CNN’s Anderson Cooper in a report to air tonight that “I will support the nominee of my party, as I always have. Read more

  Posted on 01 September 2015 CURRENT, HUMOR, SOCIETY

• Report: “Unstable Antenna” On Toronto Trump Tower Forces Closure Of Major...

  CBC reports that a major intersection in Toronto’s financial district has been shut down due to an “unstable antenna” on the 65-storey Toronto Trump Tower. Read more

  Posted on 31 August 2015 CURRENT, HUMOR, SOCIETY

• Scott Walker Out-Dumbs Trump By Considering Canada-U.S. Border Wall

  CNN reports that Republican Presidential nominee wannabe Scott Walker has stated that “it’s legitimate” to consider building a wall between Canada and the U.S,... Read more

  Posted on 30 August 2015 CURRENT, HUMOR, SOCIETY

• Consumer Reports Rates Tesla Car 103 Out Of 100

  Time reports that Consumer Reports has given the new Tesla Model S P85D a rating of 103 out of 100. As we are all about helping consumer reporting... Read more

  Posted on 30 August 2015 CURRENT, HUMOR, SOCIETY

• 3 Slogans We Propose For Place In Japan That Lets You Play With Foxes

  Awesome Jelly reports that at a fox sanctuary in Japan called Zao Fox Village you can play with over 200 live foxes.Since we’re all about helping global... Read more

  Posted on 28 August 2015 CURRENT, HUMOR, SOCIETY

• Star: Canada’s Leading Party Doesn’t Want Its Candidates To Do Media Interviews...

  The Toronto Star reports Canada’s ruling Conservative party has told its candidates for members of Parliament not to talk to the media during the current federa... Read more

  Posted on 28 August 2015 CURRENT, HUMOR, SOCIETY

• Is This Really Where Canada’s Prime Minister Wants You To Stand?

  

  The following is a Facebook ad from Canadian Prime Minister, Stephen Harper seeking reelection:Was this ad inspired by an Apple Watch, which also tells people t... Read more

  Posted on 27 August 2015 CURRENT, HUMOR, SOCIETY