• Dirty Laundry.

    I’ve had this laundry basket in my life for more than a decade but less that two. I have no idea where it’s from, how many came in the pack it was in, how much... Read more

    Posted on 07 December 2018 DIARIES
  • Twenty Five Things I’ve Learnt in Twenty Five Years

    No one owes me anything No matter what I’ve done for a person, what I’ve given or shared with them they do not own me a single word. They do not owe me... Read more

    Posted on 15 June 2018 DIARIES
  • I'm Not Like Other Girls.

    Over the past 6 years I have been subject to a lot of shit for being married young. From my family just gently letting me know that this isn't the life they... Read more

    Posted on 29 September 2017 DIARIES
  • Damn, Bro! You Whipped AF!

    So this year I've been married for 5 years. Like that's pretty cool that my beloved Mr Husband Man has been putting up with my bratty ass for that long. He... Read more

    Posted on 03 March 2017 DIARIES
  • Sup, Fam?

    So... hi. I haven't been around for a while.Update - I moved. I live in the south west now closer to my family. Whilst we were moving we had to stay with my... Read more

    Posted on 28 February 2017 DIARIES
  • Happy Fathers Day, Man.

    Happy Fathers Day, Man.

    Every year around this time I get a little fragile. Little things chip away at my heart - things that I normally brush off, pay no mind to but because it's... Read more

    Posted on 20 June 2016 DIARIES
  • I Am a Hairless Dolphin

    Hairless Dolphin

    I don't know about you but puberty fucking sucked for me, it didn't hit me like a truck as it did for many of my friends who were basically teenage sirens by th... Read more

    Posted on 17 June 2016 DIARIES
  • I Stand with Every Single Emily Doe

    Stand with Every Single Emily

    The victim blaming in society is bad enough, it doesn't really matter which country, every single one has a problem with it. The real problem here is the legal... Read more

    Posted on 14 June 2016 DIARIES
  • Halp! My Uterus is Trying to Murder Me!

    Halp! Uterus Trying Murder

    Shark week, Auntie Flo, lady problems, little sister, Sophia, whatever you want to call your menstrual cycle, and there are many names/euphemisms - your... Read more

    Posted on 27 May 2016 DIARIES
  • So, You Think Being a SAHM Isn't a Job?

    Think Being SAHM Isn't Job?

    Why not, sweet'ums? Why am I not allowed to call my life 'my job'? Why am I not allowed to take pride in the work I do everyday? Why is not the thing invest my... Read more

    Posted on 21 May 2016 DIARIES
  • "It's Not a Real Relationship If... You Don't Stfu".

    Oh my fucking fuck. So over the last few months I seem to have time and time again been faced with the sentence "its not a real relationship if... Read more

    Posted on 26 March 2016 DIARIES
  • An Open Letter to Concession Girls

    I would like to start by saying that this doesn't apply to all concession MUAs, some of them are lovely. I'm specifically talking to the girls that need to be... Read more

    Posted on 13 March 2016 DIARIES
  • "You Cant Just Know These Things"

    If you're here for hard hitting, journalism or a happy ending... I'd stop reading now. This post is just one mum's honest views on a terrible story.I was 14 whe... Read more

    Posted on 26 February 2016 DIARIES
  • I'm Pro-My-Indivdiual-Views

    So the past few weeks on my timeline, a couple of things have popped up. Firstly, this story about a man in the US who basically shot up a clinic where they... Read more

    Posted on 13 December 2015 DIARIES
  • The Tampon Tax?

    Tampon Tax?

    Okay, so I've seen this a lot on social media and tbh I've never really thought about how things are taxed but after having a little read up I am absolutely... Read more

    Posted on 25 November 2015 DIARIES
  • I Am a High Achiever

    High Achiever

    Why do some people my age feel sorry for me? Why do they ask "do you wish you'd married later?" or the say "I would have at least gone to uni" and "you have... Read more

    Posted on 21 November 2015 DIARIES
  • A Great Wife Or a Great Mum?

    Great Wife Mum?

    IWhen I was young I was told you have to choose which you want to be - a great mum or a great wife because you cannot be both all of the time, whilst I was... Read more

    Posted on 15 November 2015 DIARIES
  • Male Suicide : Looking After Our Lads

    So like many of us in the UK I watch "Professor Green: Suicide and Me", where he talked about the loss of his father and the circumstances surrounding his... Read more

    Posted on 10 November 2015 DIARIES
  • My Really Fucking Weird Dream.

    Really Fucking Weird Dream.

    So I had a dream and it was super super weird so I thought I would tell you, because why not?Okay, so it started with me and my husband having dinner and then... Read more

    Posted on 28 October 2015 DIARIES
  • Is Porn an Issue for Our Generation?

    Porn Issue Generation?

    This has nothing to do with the blog but it's funny. So this morning I was watching the news and Eamon Holmes and a few others (including Tania Fucking Bryer,... Read more

    Posted on 22 October 2015 DIARIES