• Things I’ve Learnt This Year

    I don’t have to say everything that comes into my head but I choose to because why the fuck not? Life is far to short to leave things unsaid. Read more

    Posted on 13 June 2020 DIARIES
  • Happy, Sterilised and Feeling Like a G

    Happy, Sterilised Feeling Like

    So yesterday I ate chilli heatwave Doritos for the first time since my sterilisation and it made it all flood back. I think I’m finally ready to properly talk... Read more

    Posted on 03 May 2020 DIARIES
  • Just One Wouldn’t Hurt, Right?

    Just Wouldn’t Hurt, Right?

    Idk why but this is something that comes up a lot and it’s always a funny conversation. I think it’s cuz I don’t seem like the kind of person that would be sobe... Read more

    Posted on 27 May 2019 DIARIES
  • What’s the Opposite of Cat Calling?

    I’m going with “bitch mutter” I feel like that fits well. When I was wearing a sun dress and heels - Is she kidding? When I was wearing a skirt and thigh high... Read more

    Posted on 23 May 2019 DIARIES
  • To the Daughter I Will Never Have

    I used to day dream of you, before I had your brother and then for a while after I miscarried. I’d talk about all the ways you would be. Read more

    Posted on 09 May 2019 DIARIES
  • It’ll Be Okay

    The one thing that truly irks me about people is how they think they can save people - myself included, I am a sucker for a person needing love or support. Read more

    Posted on 15 April 2019 DIARIES
  • 5/10 and That’s Fine.

    My friend shared a post on Facebook that read something along the lines of “STOP LETTING ATTRACTIVE PEOPLE GET AWAY WITH BEING TOXIC” and it made me think... Read more

    Posted on 22 March 2019 DIARIES
  • I Am Hairy


    So me and my hair have always had a contentious relationship. As far back as I can remember it’s been something I used to define and explain myself. Read more

    Posted on 05 March 2019 DIARIES
  • I’m a Dick but I’m an Inclusive One.

    A few weeks ago I put up a reminding folks to get their smears test, that post was worded thusly: “Gentle reminder: Do you have a cervix? Are you of the age to... Read more

    Posted on 03 February 2019 DIARIES
  • I Have Multiple Acronyms

    Have Multiple Acronyms

    So I have Obsessive Compulsive Disorder most folks know it as OCD, one of my many compulsions is Body Focused Repetitive Behaviours (BFRB) and over the years... Read more

    Posted on 30 January 2019 DIARIES
  • I’m an Anti-dachshund

    So last year I had a weird breakdown/epiphany and I feel like it was such a healthy thing to go through and its lead me on to a really cool path. Bear with me o... Read more

    Posted on 29 January 2019 DIARIES
  • Y’all Leave Pete Davidson Alone, Ffs.

    I am sick and motherfucking tired of bitchy lil madams (I don’t care what your gender is you are a madam to me rn) on the internet saying shit about that... Read more

    Posted on 27 January 2019 DIARIES
  • Good Girls Do Whistle.

    When I first learnt to whistle I thought it was the coolest thing ever. I practiced and practiced until I got really good at it, even now I can whistle really... Read more

    Posted on 16 January 2019 DIARIES
  • Me and My Repressed Aesthetic

    Sooooooo I’m a quarter of century old and for those years I have almost never dressed or presented myself in a way that is 100% true to myself. My exterior has... Read more

    Posted on 03 January 2019 DIARIES
  • Dirty Laundry.

    I’ve had this laundry basket in my life for more than a decade but less that two. I have no idea where it’s from, how many came in the pack it was in, how much... Read more

    Posted on 07 December 2018 DIARIES
  • Twenty Five Things I’ve Learnt in Twenty Five Years

    No one owes me anything No matter what I’ve done for a person, what I’ve given or shared with them they do not own me a single word. They do not owe me... Read more

    Posted on 15 June 2018 DIARIES
  • I'm Not Like Other Girls.

    Over the past 6 years I have been subject to a lot of shit for being married young. From my family just gently letting me know that this isn't the life they... Read more

    Posted on 29 September 2017 DIARIES
  • Damn, Bro! You Whipped AF!

    So this year I've been married for 5 years. Like that's pretty cool that my beloved Mr Husband Man has been putting up with my bratty ass for that long. He... Read more

    Posted on 03 March 2017 DIARIES
  • Sup, Fam?

    So... hi. I haven't been around for a while.Update - I moved. I live in the south west now closer to my family. Whilst we were moving we had to stay with my... Read more

    Posted on 28 February 2017 DIARIES
  • Happy Fathers Day, Man.

    Happy Fathers Day, Man.

    Every year around this time I get a little fragile. Little things chip away at my heart - things that I normally brush off, pay no mind to but because it's... Read more

    Posted on 20 June 2016 DIARIES