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• Remember When Your Babies Kept You Up Late at Night with High Fevers and The...

  Just when I was falling into a very deep, relaxing sleep, I heard that sound. That horrible retching from the toes sound. Like toddlers used to have with stomac... Read more

  Posted on 07 February 2022 LIFESTYLE

• Remembering Our Generation X Culture as The Forgotten Generation and How We Are...

  We are Gen X. The generation between the Boomers and the Millennials. We haven’t gotten much recognition until recently, hence we were nicknamed ‘The Forgotten... Read more

  Posted on 31 January 2022 LIFESTYLE

• Lessons Learned During the Pandemic Years Or as Some Call It, The Political Covi...

  What have we learned over the past few years? Or have we learned anything? Are we coming out better, stronger, faster? I’d say we are a 4 out of 10 for dealing... Read more

  Posted on 24 January 2022 LIFESTYLE

• Dear 2022 – Please Don’t Screw This Up Like Your Predecessors. We Need New a Vib...

  Am I right? We are ALL done with the past few years. Lived through it and learned from it. Time to move on and get back to living our best life. No more drama... Read more

  Posted on 03 January 2022 LIFESTYLE

• Stand Up Comedy Could Save Your Life If the Karen’s Would Just Stay Home and...

  I have to tell you, writing a weekly witty, sarcastic, funny and stupendous post each week is not easy. Lately, I’ve had to watch what I write about because I... Read more

  Posted on 27 December 2021 LIFESTYLE

• How To Know You Are in The Middle of A Midlife Christmas Breakdown That Rivals...

  Sounds like a National Lampoon movie doesn’t it? That would probably be the best way to describe any of my families Christmas’s. But holidays do become differen... Read more

  Posted on 06 December 2021 LIFESTYLE

• Maintaining Your Mental Health During The 2021 Holiday Season During a Pandemic...

  Let’s check in. How’s your mental health so far this holiday season? Me? I’m on the verge of something. Now, whether that’s a margarita drinking binge or a... Read more

  Posted on 29 November 2021 LIFESTYLE

• If We Can’t Get Through 2022, It Could Possibly Increase The Likelihood For...

  

  I’m trying to get a leg up on what might happen in 2022. Absolutely no telling though. Didn’t see 2020 21 coming the way it did. But the third year of the... Read more

  Posted on 22 November 2021 LIFESTYLE

• Clothing That Plus Size Women Over 50 Need To Avoid And Still Look Like A Class...

  

  Well this post is going to get me canceled for sure. I’m breaking the rules and calling out my sister “Big Girls” to stop trying to look like a 20 something... Read more

  Posted on 15 November 2021 LIFESTYLE

• Holiday Gift Giving Takes On A Whole New Meaning in 2021 And Not Even Amazon...

  

  Hello Lovelies! It’s November and I am stressing about buying Christmas gifts. With all this talk of Supply Chain problems, I’m worried I won’t get gifts ordere... Read more

  Posted on 08 November 2021 LIFESTYLE

• Shout-Out To The Kids That Went All Out For Halloween. The Rest Of You Didn’t...

  

  Maybe it was the Supply Chain shortages or maybe the Spirit store just didn’t have the coolest costumes but Halloween costumes sucked this year. Read more

  Posted on 01 November 2021 LIFESTYLE

• I’ve Been On a Short Blog Break But I’m Back And Ready To Kick Ass, So Don’t...

  

  Hey YOU! I know it’s been a hot minute since I posted a really witty or inspiring post but I have my reasons. There are rumors out there that I had too many... Read more

  Posted on 25 October 2021 LIFESTYLE

• Are Pineapple Symbols Welcoming and Hospitable Or Are They Symbolic of The...

  A few years ago I wrote about the Pineapple as the Symbol for swingers. Thought I’d tweak it a little and let you all decide! Keep it clean in the comments! Read more

  Posted on 27 September 2021 LIFESTYLE

• Red Flags That You Are In A MLM Cult And What You Should Do Next To Get Out...

  What? You haven’t watched the LuLaRich docuseries yet? Friends, you really need to watch it. I found it on Amazon Prime and the real life drama, #bossbabes,... Read more

  Posted on 20 September 2021 LIFESTYLE

• Midlife It’s Crazy Moments (So Far Anyway)

  

  This week’s post is from the awesome Tera Johnson-Swartz of Midlifeit.com. When I started chatting with Missy, I was stoked for the opportunity to swap guest... Read more

  Posted on 13 September 2021 LIFESTYLE

• It’s My Birthday And I’m Going To Outlive Betty White. Oh, You’re Going To Want...

  

  I turned 55 today. I still feel 21 mentally and and it probably shows. But, I’m not going to apologize. Lately I’ve noticed other adults acting like middle... Read more

  Posted on 02 September 2021 LIFESTYLE

• Frequent Questions I Get Asked By Trolls and Inmates That I Thought I Would Share

  

  Questions I’m Frequently Asked: *Do you think you may have a drinking problem? A: Only if we’re out of booze and the liquor store is closed. *What is your... Read more

  Posted on 23 August 2021 LIFESTYLE

• Another Year, Another Birthday And Everyday Should Be Celebrated Like You Are...

  Todays message comes to you via the parking lot of a Sheet’s gas station while I suck down a chocolate milkshake. Thought I’d write from here instead of at... Read more

  Posted on 16 August 2021 LIFESTYLE

• I Fought A Devil Bug In My Bathroom at 1:45 Am And No One Cared That I Almost...

  It’s hard to continue to love your family when they’re not there for you in your greatest hour of need. Not even the Dog. So here’s what happened: We recently... Read more

  Posted on 09 August 2021 LIFESTYLE

• How To Find Some Sanity By Writing A To-Do List And Letter Writing Campaign...

  I wake up every morning thinking this will be the day I will be like Cinderella and clean my house with the singing birds and mice helping and all will be... Read more

  Posted on 26 July 2021 LIFESTYLE