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• DIY Man Tanks (Wife Beater)

  

  So I was grabbing a meal from a fav restaurant last week when I noticed something odd. Well odd to me. A father and son were having lunch and the kid was back... Read more

  Posted on 30 August 2016 LIFESTYLE

• Why Don’t I Own a Skillet? Am I Even Southern?

  

  Why Don’t I Own a Skillet? It occurred to me today that I might not be a real southern wife/mom. I was screwing around on Pinterest and saving pins of comfort... Read more

  Posted on 23 August 2016 LIFESTYLE

• The End is Near Y’all!

  

  The world is ending y’all. I swear it. The signs are everywhere. I mean think about it. Floods, fires, locusts and that’s just in MY neighborhood. Read more

  Posted on 22 August 2016 LIFESTYLE

• Back To College: Behind the Scenes

  

  College is an Entire Mini-World to a College Kid So we just moved Thing 1 back to college this weekend. It was a great summer having him home but we knew he... Read more

  Posted on 15 August 2016 LIFESTYLE

• Open Letter to the Dentist and My Dad

  

  Dear Dentist, You lied. All those years you’ve asked me if I flossed while having both your hands and dental tools shoved in my mouth. When I answered yes, you... Read more

  Posted on 08 August 2016 LIFESTYLE

• Be Kind Always. Except Sometimes.

  

  Everyone has something they are fighting. So be kind always. Good advice right? But does that mean we need to excuse rude and bullish behavior? Nope. Read more

  Posted on 04 August 2016 LIFESTYLE

• My Favorite Child is The Dog

  

  Ah, the first child. How wonderful he will be. Nothing can change how you feel after giving birth to that first child. Until the second one comes along like a... Read more

  Posted on 02 August 2016 LIFESTYLE

• Shopping is My High

  

  Last week I visited the new craft/home décor store in our town. As the doors opened I heard a choir of angels singing behind me. Décor Heaven on earth!... Read more

  Posted on 27 July 2016 LIFESTYLE

• I Love Jesus But I Cuss a Little

  

  I’m about to get all controversial on y’all. I saw this quote on Instagram not too long ago and I chuckled and thought, “yep, that is so me”. I mean I try not t... Read more

  Posted on 25 July 2016 LIFESTYLE

• Confessions of a Cupcakeaholic

  

  I. Want. A. Cupcake. I realize this is not breaking news and there are all kinds of political and social issues we could poke fun of today. But I can’t even... Read more

  Posted on 20 July 2016 LIFESTYLE

• Can ‘Pokémon Go’ Save The World?

  

  With everything going on in our world today it seems we are always on the edge. So many are losing their faith, religion and hope. We are lost and looking for... Read more

  Posted on 13 July 2016 LIFESTYLE

• Because I Have No Words, I’m Reposting This.

  

  “I’m sitting here in absolute disbelief.  Sickened by humanity.  Disappointed in the human race.  No wonder aliens wouldn’t bother reasoning with us.  We’re an... Read more

  Posted on 08 July 2016 LIFESTYLE

• Help! I’m Locked INSIDE!

  

  I know everyone’s been locked out of their house or car but today I was locked INSIDE my house. How did that happen you ask? Well my lovely friends let me tell... Read more

  Posted on 06 July 2016 LIFESTYLE

• Why We Can’t Have Nice Things

  

  Sometimes you just want to buy nice things to wear or for the house etc. But when I see something I really want to buy, I remember that we just can’t have nice... Read more

  Posted on 05 July 2016 LIFESTYLE

• Sex in the Driveway & Cocktails

  

  Yeah I know, that was terrible of me to lead you into thinking my post was going to be about sex in a driveway. Get your mind out of the gutter peeps! Read more

  Posted on 02 July 2016 LIFESTYLE

• 10 Reasons Why We Are Obsessed with Shark Week

  

  This week is shark week. ><{{^{•> Pinterest The Facts: Shark Week premiered July 17, 1988. Created by Tom Golden. (Discovery Channel) It started as a... Read more

  Posted on 27 June 2016 LIFESTYLE

• When Do They Go Back To School?

  

  We are week 2 into summer and I’ve already had a nervous breakdown. How many more weeks till they go back to school? Don’t get me wrong. I love my kids. But the... Read more

  Posted on 19 June 2016 LIFESTYLE

• Hell is Parenting Teens

  

  Everyday I hear myself saying stuff to my teen boys that I shouldn’t have to say. It’s like all those years of letting them fail to learn a lesson never... Read more

  Posted on 16 June 2016 FAMILY, PARENTING

• The End of Thelma & Louise’s Vacation

  

  It was a wild ride. (In our minds anyway). We started out like: And it went from there. We took selfies: We didn’t pull a gun on anyone but we thought about it... Read more

  Posted on 11 June 2016 LIFESTYLE

• Lost Shaker of Salt, Thelma & Louise

  

  This week has been a lot like the Jimmy Buffet song ‘Margaritaville’. We’ve lost track of the days, missing a flip flop, ended up with an extra beach chair and... Read more

  Posted on 09 June 2016 LIFESTYLE