Midlifemargaritas
Not gonna lie, I'm here for the drama and the cocktails! Wife, Mom and Blog Boss. I'm on Instagram and Facebook too if you're bored. I’m hitting mid-life but as long as there are cocktails I will be just fine. :)
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Midlifemargaritas
http://www.midlifemargaritas.com/
I’m hitting mid-life but as long as there are cocktails I will be just fine. :) This blog is about how a crazy mid-life mom/wife handles life with humor and alcohol. :)
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Midlifemargaritas
http://midlifemargaritas.com/
Blogging about life, menopause, kids and cocktails...
LATEST ARTICLES ( 415 )
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October, Hurricanes and Wednesdays.
It’s Wednesday. In October. Yes I know there are more than one Wednesday in a month but this is the first Wednesday. So bite me. Read more
Posted on 05 October 2016 LIFESTYLE -
What I’m Not Doing This Weekend.
Notice the coffee cup? That’s the theme for the weekend here at Midlife Margaritas. Coffee, Church, Peace Quiet. *Laughing because you know there is no such... Read more
Posted on 01 October 2016 LIFESTYLE -
It’s Fall and I Need an Apple Cider with Rum Please!
Crap. It’s fall already? But it’s still in the 90s here! I can’t enjoy a pumpkin spice latte until the temp is below 70. I’m not even done with my Wal-Mart... Read more
Posted on 26 September 2016 LIFESTYLE -
Doughnuts & Dumbassery
Peeps, I’m dying. I’m in a corner in the fetal position suffering from a migraine. But I’m going to power through this blog post because I need to get some... Read more
Posted on 21 September 2016 LIFESTYLE -
Goodbye Summer. I Love You.
Hey Happy Shiny People! It’s almost time to say goodbye to summer. And that makes me so so so sad. I’m not ready. It’s like my BFF is moving to another country. Read more
Posted on 12 September 2016 LIFESTYLE -
Why Aren’t My Kids Prodigy’s?
(By the way, the kids in the picture are not mine. They are way to adorable to be mine.) His name is Titus Ashby. He started shooting hoops at age 2.... Read more
Posted on 06 September 2016 LIFESTYLE -
It’s My Birthday Bitches!
Today, I turned 50! I don’t feel a minute over 3o to be honest. In fact, when I turned 30 I thought my life was over. I had a premonition that I was going to di... Read more
Posted on 02 September 2016 LIFESTYLE -
DIY Man Tanks (Wife Beater)
So I was grabbing a meal from a fav restaurant last week when I noticed something odd. Well odd to me. A father and son were having lunch and the kid was back... Read more
Posted on 30 August 2016 LIFESTYLE -
Why Don’t I Own a Skillet? Am I Even Southern?
Why Don’t I Own a Skillet? It occurred to me today that I might not be a real southern wife/mom. I was screwing around on Pinterest and saving pins of comfort... Read more
Posted on 23 August 2016 LIFESTYLE -
The End is Near Y’all!
The world is ending y’all. I swear it. The signs are everywhere. I mean think about it. Floods, fires, locusts and that’s just in MY neighborhood. Read more
Posted on 22 August 2016 LIFESTYLE -
Back To College: Behind the Scenes
College is an Entire Mini-World to a College Kid So we just moved Thing 1 back to college this weekend. It was a great summer having him home but we knew he... Read more
Posted on 15 August 2016 LIFESTYLE -
Open Letter to the Dentist and My Dad
Dear Dentist, You lied. All those years you’ve asked me if I flossed while having both your hands and dental tools shoved in my mouth. When I answered yes, you... Read more
Posted on 08 August 2016 LIFESTYLE -
Be Kind Always. Except Sometimes.
Everyone has something they are fighting. So be kind always. Good advice right? But does that mean we need to excuse rude and bullish behavior? Nope. Read more
Posted on 04 August 2016 LIFESTYLE -
My Favorite Child is The Dog
Ah, the first child. How wonderful he will be. Nothing can change how you feel after giving birth to that first child. Until the second one comes along like a... Read more
Posted on 02 August 2016 LIFESTYLE -
Shopping is My High
Last week I visited the new craft/home décor store in our town. As the doors opened I heard a choir of angels singing behind me. Décor Heaven on earth!... Read more
Posted on 27 July 2016 LIFESTYLE -
I Love Jesus But I Cuss a Little
I’m about to get all controversial on y’all. I saw this quote on Instagram not too long ago and I chuckled and thought, “yep, that is so me”. I mean I try not t... Read more
Posted on 25 July 2016 LIFESTYLE -
Confessions of a Cupcakeaholic
I. Want. A. Cupcake. I realize this is not breaking news and there are all kinds of political and social issues we could poke fun of today. But I can’t even... Read more
Posted on 20 July 2016 LIFESTYLE -
Can ‘Pokémon Go’ Save The World?
With everything going on in our world today it seems we are always on the edge. So many are losing their faith, religion and hope. We are lost and looking for... Read more
Posted on 13 July 2016 LIFESTYLE -
Because I Have No Words, I’m Reposting This.
“I’m sitting here in absolute disbelief. Sickened by humanity. Disappointed in the human race. No wonder aliens wouldn’t bother reasoning with us. We’re an... Read more
Posted on 08 July 2016 LIFESTYLE -
Help! I’m Locked INSIDE!
I know everyone’s been locked out of their house or car but today I was locked INSIDE my house. How did that happen you ask? Well my lovely friends let me tell... Read more
Posted on 06 July 2016 LIFESTYLE