Midlifemargaritas

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• My Personal Goals for 2017 That Are Going To Be Awesome.

  

  What’s up Sugar Britches?! Are you like me and still reeling from Christmas cooking, cleaning, family, gifts and not enough alcohol in the world? And my Jewish... Read more

  Posted on 27 December 2016 LIFESTYLE

• I’m The Worst Mom. Christmas 2016 Edition.

  

  Well it’s almost Christmas 2016 and I am still the worst mom ever. No Christmas cards went out even though I tried to get my kids to pose for a great picture.... Read more

  Posted on 19 December 2016 LIFESTYLE

• Viral Words In 2016 That Need To Go Before I Die.

  

  There are some words and phrases that are like nails on a chalkboard for me. For those of you not in the age range of midlife-to almost dead, it’s what we used... Read more

  Posted on 14 December 2016 LIFESTYLE

• Too Much Pressure

  

  So Big Daddy brought this huge poinsettia home last week and all I could think was, “OMG. Another living thing I have to keep alive.” I suck at plants, pets... Read more

  Posted on 05 December 2016 LIFESTYLE

• A Sneak Peak Into My Blog Emails

  

  Here at Midlife Margaritas, we get lots of emails. And they can be spectacular. Some are just so random and weird though. So I thought I would give you a peek... Read more

  Posted on 28 November 2016 LIFESTYLE

• Ten Unconventional Things I’m Thankful For.

  

  Yes, we are all thankful for friends, family, food, shelter, health, kids etc. BUT, are you thankful for the things that you maybe take for granted? Read more

  Posted on 23 November 2016 LIFESTYLE

• If This Week Sucked, Read This.

  

  Here at Midlife Margaritas we are completely over this past week. Time to heal, no matter how you voted. Take a deep breath and pour yourself an extra large... Read more

  Posted on 14 November 2016 LIFESTYLE

• Is This Flippin’ Election Over Yet?

  

  Flippin’ is not the word I want to use. But my relatives read my blog and while I’m the parent of a high schooler and a college kid, I still get dirty looks fro... Read more

  Posted on 07 November 2016 LIFESTYLE

• #MomLife. Make It Your Bitch.

  

  To the young moms out there. It WILL get better. The struggle is real but you got this. Make #momlife your bitch! Take back your life and still be an awesome... Read more

  Posted on 31 October 2016 LIFESTYLE

• Midlife Margaritas Won Another AWARD!

  

  Can you believe it? Thanks to Bleeping Motherhood, we have been nominated for the Sunshine Blogger Award! It must have been our Sunny Disposition. So you know w... Read more

  Posted on 25 October 2016 LIFESTYLE

• Screw You Laundry!

  

  Doing laundry is my all time favorite thing in the whole wide world! Said no mom of a family of all boys ever. I would rather eat a fried rat and a side of... Read more

  Posted on 19 October 2016 LIFESTYLE

• Hey! I Got Something to Tell You!

  

  Hey You!  I just want to say a Big Ass Thanks! I want you to know that I never take any of you for granted. I appreciate everyone’s support on my crazy ideas an... Read more

  Posted on 14 October 2016 LIFESTYLE

• Hurricanes and Clown Shows

  

  Happy Tuesday Peeps. I am EXHAUSTED. Between dealing with Hurricane Matthew and the clown show that was the presidential debate the other night, I can’t even.... Read more

  Posted on 11 October 2016 LIFESTYLE

• October, Hurricanes and Wednesdays.

  

  It’s Wednesday. In October. Yes I know there are more than one Wednesday in a month but this is the first Wednesday. So bite me. Read more

  Posted on 05 October 2016 LIFESTYLE

• What I’m Not Doing This Weekend.

  

  Notice the coffee cup? That’s the theme for the weekend here at Midlife Margaritas. Coffee, Church, Peace Quiet. *Laughing because you know there is no such... Read more

  Posted on 01 October 2016 LIFESTYLE

• It’s Fall and I Need an Apple Cider with Rum Please!

  

  Crap. It’s fall already? But it’s still in the 90s here! I can’t enjoy a pumpkin spice latte until the temp is below 70.  I’m not even done with my Wal-Mart... Read more

  Posted on 26 September 2016 LIFESTYLE

• Doughnuts & Dumbassery

  

  Peeps, I’m dying. I’m in a corner in the fetal position suffering from a migraine. But I’m going to power through this blog post because I need to get some... Read more

  Posted on 21 September 2016 LIFESTYLE

• Goodbye Summer. I Love You.

  

  Hey Happy Shiny People! It’s almost time to say goodbye to summer. And that makes me so so so sad. I’m not ready. It’s like my BFF is moving to another country. Read more

  Posted on 12 September 2016 LIFESTYLE

• Why Aren’t My Kids Prodigy’s?

  

  (By the way, the kids in the picture are not mine. They are way to adorable to be mine.) His name is Titus Ashby. He started shooting hoops at age 2.... Read more

  Posted on 06 September 2016 LIFESTYLE

• It’s My Birthday Bitches!

  

  Today, I turned 50! I don’t feel a minute over 3o to be honest. In fact, when I turned 30 I thought my life was over. I had a premonition that I was going to di... Read more

  Posted on 02 September 2016 LIFESTYLE