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• Bad to the Bone. Menopause Sucks, Part Deux.

  

  Had a Doc appointment last week and got the awesome news I have Osteoporosis. I CAN’T EVEN PRONOUNCE IT RIGHT! So I was pretty stunned and as Dr. Read more

  Posted on 01 May 2017 LIFESTYLE

• What Kind of Mom Were You When Your Kids Were Younger?

  

  Mom Types by Thoroughly Reviewed. Read more

  Posted on 26 April 2017 LIFESTYLE

• When The Easter Bunny Almost Died

  

  I may have told you this story before about Easter. I apologize if I have, raising boys has helped me to lose my mind. But its Easter so I want to share an... Read more

  Posted on 17 April 2017 LIFESTYLE

• Hey Y’all Around The World!

  

  So the singer Pitbull calls himself Mr. Worldwide, so I think we should collaborate. I mean looking at my blogs stats and seeing people following my posts from... Read more

  Posted on 12 April 2017 LIFESTYLE

• My Day in 12 Painful Steps (I Need a Vacation)

  

  I’m still asleep, hears alarm: What day is this? In the shower: Did I use the conditioner yet? Omg. Now I have to start over because I can’t remember if I used... Read more

  Posted on 04 April 2017 LIFESTYLE

• Spring Cleaning, Yard Sales & Evil Spirits

  

  It’s spring and I’d like to say it’s my annual spring purging season but honestly it’s more like my bi-annual clean out. Ok let’s just say it’s been a really... Read more

  Posted on 28 March 2017 LIFESTYLE

• Menopause is Just Another Word for Homicidal.

  

  You knew this post was coming right? Menopause. We’ll call this post, Part 1. SO much we need to discuss! So here’s the definition from Merriam-Webster:... Read more

  Posted on 20 March 2017 LIFESTYLE

• Coffee Chat & Giveaways!

  

  Today I took over the blog and social media accounts at Coffee Chat Girl and blogged about why I started Midlife Margaritas! Check out her blog to read it! She’... Read more

  Posted on 14 March 2017 LIFESTYLE

• International Women’s Day, Celebrating and Honoring ALL Women.

  

  Today is International Women’s Day. While a lot of women are staying home today due to the “A Day Without A Woman” walkouts, marches and gatherings, I am... Read more

  Posted on 08 March 2017 LIFESTYLE

• 365 Day Lazy PTA Mom Margarita Challenge.

  

  Day 1: Check all cabinets to make sure you have enough Tequila for the challenge. If not, borrow from friends and neighbors and only go to the liquor store as... Read more

  Posted on 06 March 2017 LIFESTYLE

• Ahh. Early Spring In the Carolinas And My Street Smells Like Dead Bodies.

  

  I hate winter. I know it’s necessary and all that but I have a serious allergy to being cold. The older I get the more I’m considering moving further south. Lik... Read more

  Posted on 27 February 2017 LIFESTYLE

• Happy Margarita Day!

  

  Hey Peeps! Today is our big day! National Margarita Day and we couldn’t be happier. Some of my close friends are stopping by tonight for margaritas and fun.... Read more

  Posted on 22 February 2017 LIFESTYLE

• It’s Margarita Season!

  

  Today is Presidents’ Day. I do not care. Tomorrow is Tuesday and I still don’t care. Wednesday is National Margarita Day and I couldn’t be more excited! It’s... Read more

  Posted on 20 February 2017 LIFESTYLE

• When Your Kids Ask Who Your Favorite Child Is. Don’t Panic.

  

  I have a confession about this parenting business. Sometimes I rock the job and sometimes I suck bigly. But I’m always prepared when the kids want to know who m... Read more

  Posted on 13 February 2017 LIFESTYLE

• I Blame Midlife for Having to Buy a New HUGE Phone!

  

  I gave up. I couldn’t see my text messages anymore on my iPhone. Even with the text setting to XXX large. So the other day I decided to just give up and get... Read more

  Posted on 06 February 2017 LIFESTYLE

• Midlife Margaritas is Turning 1! And Other Crap You Probably Don’t Care About….

  

  So what. My blog is one year old today. I CARE! I am so thrilled about how much fun I have had blogging this past year! I have met some very cool and funny... Read more

  Posted on 30 January 2017 LIFESTYLE

• Are Pineapples A Dirty Little Secret?

  

  A few days ago I posted a picture of this really cool pineapple lamp on Instagram: Isn’t it totally adorbs? Looks great in my little corner. Read more

  Posted on 23 January 2017 LIFESTYLE

• The Greatest Show on Earth is Coming to an End?! WTH Ringling Bros?

  

  So you’re just going to give up? Ringling Bros say it ain’t so! You were my childhood. You inspired my imagination and gave me reason to love scary clowns. You... Read more

  Posted on 16 January 2017 LIFESTYLE

• Can’t. I’m Watching an Argument on My Facebook Right Now.

  

  I have been snowed/iced in my house now for 2 days. Before that I had the flu for a week. So I have really let myself go and have given up on my domestic duties... Read more

  Posted on 09 January 2017 LIFESTYLE

• Toxic Relationships in the New Year and How to Let It Go. 2017 Version.

  

  Hello My Peeps! It’s 2017 and I can’t believe we are still alive. We did it! We survived_____________ (fill in your drama from 2016. Read more

  Posted on 02 January 2017 LIFESTYLE