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• You’re Always Welcome! Unfortunately the Cows...

  

  You’re always welcome! Unfortunately the cows weren’t out yesterday, but Harry got to mmmooooo at some goats instead. And the ice cream was delish! I got 1/2... Read more

  Posted on 15 April 2013 FAMILY, PARENTING

• I Bought out the Produce Section on Saturday.

  In response to my anxiety attack on Friday prompted by the complete abscense of fruit most veggies in the house, I pretty much stormed the produce section of... Read more

  Posted on 15 April 2013 FAMILY, PARENTING

• Rolls Polly Fish Breath

  Cosleeping with Harry wouldn’t be so bad except he’s a mouthbreather and has horrible fishy breath after he’s been sleeping a couple hours. Read more

  Posted on 15 April 2013 FAMILY, PARENTING

• I Just Saw a Rosetta Stone Commercial Where One of the User...

  

  I just saw a Rosetta Stone commercial where one of the user testimonials was “I love when I dream in French.” Read more

  Posted on 14 April 2013 FAMILY, PARENTING

• Tastefullyoffensive: [via]

  

  tastefullyoffensive: [via] Read more

  Posted on 13 April 2013 FAMILY, PARENTING

• Who Am I?

  I finished work today and decided to up the ante and get off my keister. I downloaded the C25K app and completed Week 1 Day 1. Did I feel like I was going to... Read more

  Posted on 12 April 2013 FAMILY, PARENTING

• Whitewhine: You Are No Dairy Queen! You’re a Dairy PEASANT! I...

  

  whitewhine: You are no Dairy Queen! You’re a Dairy PEASANT! I bet this never happened when Electradaddy was boss. Also, I’m willing to bet this... Read more

  Posted on 11 April 2013 FAMILY, PARENTING

• Did-you-kno: Source Uh, Isn’t That What the Reaper Says...

  

  did-you-kno: Source Uh, isn’t that what the reaper says in Bill Ted’s Bogus Journey? Read more

  Posted on 09 April 2013 FAMILY, PARENTING

• Tastefullyoffensive: [via]

  

  tastefullyoffensive: [via] Read more

  Posted on 09 April 2013 FAMILY, PARENTING

• Ilovecharts: Trying to Figure out How Bitchy I’m Allowed to Be...

  

  ilovecharts: Trying to figure out how bitchy I’m allowed to be at this stage in my life. Read more

  Posted on 09 April 2013 SELF EXPRESSION

• Hulu: We’re Going on a Club Crawl This Week with Everyone’s...

  

  hulu: We’re going on a Club Crawl this week with everyone’s favorite City Correspondent: SNL’s very own Stefon. Today’s club, “Mmmmmhmmmm,” is an active crime... Read more

  Posted on 09 April 2013 FAMILY, PARENTING

• Nbcsnl: Cant. Stop. Watching. This.

  

  nbcsnl: Cant. Stop. Watching. This. (Source: thefuzzydave, via Read more

  Posted on 09 April 2013 FAMILY, PARENTING

• Today’s Lunch: Garlic Shrimp & Pineapple Stir...

  

  Today’s lunch: Garlic Shrimp Pineapple stir fry garlic, onion, mushroom, spinach, pineapple, tomato, broccoli, 20 small shrimp, 3/4c brown rice, lite soy ... Read more

  Posted on 08 April 2013 FAMILY, PARENTING

• To Borrow from Another Area of My Life, I Do Not Regret The...

  

  To borrow from another area of my life, I do not regret the past, nor wish to shut the door on it.(Source: xbeasel26, via Read more

  Posted on 08 April 2013 FAMILY, PARENTING

• Comedycentral: Celebrate Stand-Up Month with Your Favorite MILF...

  

  comedycentral: Celebrate Stand-Up Month with your favorite MILF by watching some classic Nick Kroll. (via Read more

  Posted on 07 April 2013 FAMILY, PARENTING

• A-study-in-butts: Hiddletash: Thiinka: Raetherandom: BIkers...

  

  a-study-in-butts: hiddletash: thiinka: raetherandom: BIkers Against Child Abuse Helps Make Abused Children Feel Safe Again “A biker’s power and intimidating... Read more

  Posted on 07 April 2013 FAMILY, PARENTING

• Nbcsnl: We LOVE These! Check out All the Pieces from Gallery...

  nbcsnl: We LOVE these! Check out all the pieces from Gallery 1988’s SNL art show right here. Awesome!(via Read more

  Posted on 06 April 2013 FAMILY, PARENTING

• Did-you-kno: Source Sad, Sad Phonin’ It in Pastries.

  

  did-you-kno: Source Sad, sad phonin’ it in pastries. Read more

  Posted on 05 April 2013 FAMILY, PARENTING

• Collegehumor: Hadoukening and Darth Vadering Are Great and All,...

  collegehumor: Hadoukening and Darth Vadering are great and all, but here’s one that we think might really take off: Mary Poppins-ing. Because we’re classy like... Read more

  Posted on 05 April 2013 FAMILY, PARENTING

• Everytime I Glance at This Ad on My Facebook Newsfeed at First I...

  

  Everytime I glance at this ad on my Facebook newsfeed at first I think it’s a pregnant belly. Then I get horrified. Then I realize it’s a knee and wonder why... Read more

  Posted on 05 April 2013 FAMILY, PARENTING