Katie Hoffman

LATEST ARTICLES ( 240 )

• 9 Great Things About Not Vaccinating Your Kids

  If you’ve been paying attention to the latest disease news, you’ve probably already heard that a measles outbreak is sweeping the nation because some infected... Read more

  Posted on 04 February 2015 HUMOR, RANTS N' RAVES, SELF EXPRESSION

• A New Place To Read My Writing

  If you’ve been reading this blog for a while, you may vaguely remember that I’ve been planning on making some changes (new logo, instituting a black tie dress... Read more

  Posted on 02 February 2015 HUMOR, RANTS N' RAVES, SELF EXPRESSION

• My Facebook Friends Are Full of Sh*t

  

  With the advent of Twitter and Instagram, I’ll admit that Facebook and I have grown apart, but I’m not ready to let go of it completely. Read more

  Posted on 28 January 2015 HUMOR, RANTS N' RAVES, SELF EXPRESSION

• Being a Caesar Salad Lover in a House Salad World

  

  Of all the foods to stab me in the back, I’d never have suspected Caesar salad.Caesar salad is very dear to my heart. I credit it as being the very first salad... Read more

  Posted on 22 January 2015 HUMOR, RANTS N' RAVES, SELF EXPRESSION

• Trying to Conquer Instagram?

  If you’re anything like me, you’re struggling to maintain a consistent and interesting Instagram feed. Luckily, I think I’ve cracked the code. Read more

  Posted on 15 January 2015 HUMOR, RANTS N' RAVES, SELF EXPRESSION

• Leave The Gym Resolutioners Alone

  We’ve all seen them. There could be one next to you right now on the treadmill holding on for dear life and hiking up a level 15 incline. Read more

  Posted on 14 January 2015 HUMOR, RANTS N' RAVES, SELF EXPRESSION

• I Was Nearly Maimed In Walmart

  I’m sure someone nearly gets maimed in Walmart just about every day, but you don’t realize the perils that lurk in plain sight (usually sporting a mullet... Read more

  Posted on 07 January 2015 HUMOR, RANTS N' RAVES, SELF EXPRESSION

• Really, Can We Stop With The Intense New Year’s Pressure?

  It probably started when I was fat and perpetually single in high school. As one year would come to an end and a New Year would appear on the horizon, I’d have... Read more

  Posted on 31 December 2014 HUMOR, RANTS N' RAVES, SELF EXPRESSION

• 3 Sh*tty Social Media Habits We Need To Stop in 2015

  

  Full disclosure: I’m one of those cynical New Year’s Resolutions haters. I’m the person who scrolls down her Facebook newsfeed and makes bets about who’s... Read more

  Posted on 30 December 2014 HUMOR, RANTS N' RAVES, SELF EXPRESSION

• The Secret Christmas Project Reveal

  

  I know it’s been three days, and everyone’s like, “Ugh, so glad Christmas is over. Pass the champagne, and let’s make some hollow resolutions,” but bear with... Read more

  Posted on 29 December 2014 HUMOR, RANTS N' RAVES, SELF EXPRESSION

• Merry Christmas from Sass & Balderdash!

  

  Merry Christmas from my family to yours! Read more

  Posted on 25 December 2014 HUMOR, RANTS N' RAVES, SELF EXPRESSION

• An Open Letter to Moms This Christmas

  As tempting as it may be to do so, do not kiss Santa Claus. Not under the mistletoe. Not near the romantic glow of the fireplace while chestnuts are roasting... Read more

  Posted on 24 December 2014 HUMOR, RANTS N' RAVES, SELF EXPRESSION

• The Secret Ingredient (That I Didn’t Know Was A Secret)

  

  My mom makes the best cookies. Whether it’s a batch of simple sugar cookies or traditional chocolate chips (a staple cookie that transcends all holiday... Read more

  Posted on 23 December 2014 HUMOR, RANTS N' RAVES, SELF EXPRESSION

• 5 Things All Good Gift Givers Should Keep in Mind

  Every holiday season there’s an endless supply of articles and blog posts intended to save clueless gift givers from the supreme shame of getting someone a... Read more

  Posted on 18 December 2014 HUMOR, RANTS N' RAVES, SELF EXPRESSION

• Guest Post: Breaking Fad (The Truth About Fad Diets)

  

  Have you heard of the fantastic, the exciting: “Lemon Juice Cleanse?!“How it works: you mix lemon juice, maple syrup, cayenne pepper, and water together and... Read more

  Posted on 17 December 2014 HUMOR, RANTS N' RAVES, SELF EXPRESSION

• Taylor Swift’s ‘Blank Space’ Has Made Me A Little Insane

  

  It happens every time Taylor Swift releases new music. The first time I hear it, I think it’s just okay. Then I start liking it after hearing it on the radio... Read more

  Posted on 16 December 2014 HUMOR, RANTS N' RAVES, SELF EXPRESSION

• The Ultimate Guide to Awkward Gift-Giving Situations

  Have an awkward gift-giving situation this holiday season? Not sure who to call? Where to turn? What to do?My post on Long Awkward Pause today has everything yo... Read more

  Posted on 15 December 2014 HUMOR, RANTS N' RAVES, SELF EXPRESSION

• Uncommon Goods to Replace the Season’s Most Notorious Bad Gifts

  

  I’ve endured my share of holiday stocking shock over the years, so I’m excited to share with you some clever, quirky stocking stuffers in this sponsored post... Read more

  Posted on 12 December 2014 HUMOR, RANTS N' RAVES, SELF EXPRESSION

• You’re Not a Victoria’s Secret Model (And That’s Okay)

  

  “I was going to watch the Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show tomorrow, but I just remembered that I like having self-esteem,” posted one of my Facebook friends on... Read more

  Posted on 09 December 2014 HUMOR, RANTS N' RAVES, SELF EXPRESSION

• A Brony May Have Tweeted Me

  

  I think a Brony may have tweeted me on Twitter… not that there’s anything wrong that that.If you follow me on Instagram, you might remember that back in August ... Read more

  Posted on 05 December 2014 HUMOR, RANTS N' RAVES, SELF EXPRESSION