Jillofalltrades

LATEST ARTICLES ( 157 )

• NaNoWriMo

  Guys...I hesitated to tell you because I'm worried I won't finish and then I'll look like a big fucking idiot. But you probably already think I'm a big fucking... Read more

  Posted on 06 November 2012 DIARIES, SELF EXPRESSION

• Smug Steve

  

  Do YOU know a Smug Steve? If so, share your story! Write it in the comments, email me a picture, ask me to draw it up for you...however you'd like! Let it out.... Read more

  Posted on 04 November 2012 DIARIES, SELF EXPRESSION

• The Story Of The Goth Kid's Little Girl Panties

  

  When I was 12 I went through my “rebellious phase” and spent all my free time around or talking to my cousin, who was just starting community college. Read more

  Posted on 04 November 2012 DIARIES, SELF EXPRESSION

• Uh...What?

  

  Today, some people went to a little place called Google to find answers to their questions. Unfortunately for them, a few of them were directed to me. Read more

  Posted on 03 November 2012 DIARIES, SELF EXPRESSION

• "Superstorm Sandy" Update

  

  Well...somehow we got brushed right by. Seriously, look at this path. It's like it was specifically avoiding us: I have that effect. Read more

  Posted on 31 October 2012 DIARIES, SELF EXPRESSION

• Hurricane Sandy/Frankenstorm

  

  First of all, I need to get better about reading the news. Know how I found out about Hurricane Sandy? Saturday morning I was on the phone with my mom, and she... Read more

  Posted on 29 October 2012 DIARIES, SELF EXPRESSION

• Salem, Mass: A Tale Of Two Adventurers

  

  The year was 2012. The season, fall. The leaves were falling, the wind was blowing, the pumpkin spice lattes were sold by the thousands. Read more

  Posted on 26 October 2012 DIARIES, SELF EXPRESSION

• Sam Puts Up A Video Post!

  I think it's called vlogging. It's like blogging, but with a V, for video. Enjoy! Read more

  Posted on 08 October 2012 DIARIES, SELF EXPRESSION

• Diary Excerpts Of Comedic Nature

  

  I was always a romantic child. I was lonely, I read a lot of books, and I was very sheltered...so of course I did a crapload of daydreaming about boys and... Read more

  Posted on 02 October 2012 DIARIES, SELF EXPRESSION

• I'm Not A Grandma, Guys...I Have Fun Weekends Sometimes Too.

  

  Holy crap guys, it's been a week! Time flies when you're...not doing anything... No, that's not true. I had the weekend off and so did Tyler, and it was his las... Read more

  Posted on 25 September 2012 DIARIES, SELF EXPRESSION

• More Letters To Inanimate Objects

  

  Happy Friday!! I've decided to do another post in the style of Allie Brosh of Hyperbole and a Half, in which I write letters to inanimate objects. You may... Read more

  Posted on 14 September 2012 DIARIES, SELF EXPRESSION

• Sam Is Reasonably Funny Again: In Which Sam Complains In Funny Ways

  

  I really haven't written about my latest job yet at all, which is funny because I'm a waitress, which of course means I deal with every different species of... Read more

  Posted on 10 September 2012 DIARIES, SELF EXPRESSION

• I'm Not As Funny When I'm Depressed.

  I also tend to get depressed when I can't think of anything funny to write. It's a vicious cycle. Like right now: all I can think about are things that suck. Read more

  Posted on 05 September 2012 DIARIES, SELF EXPRESSION

• Awesomeness Of The Day

  

  I'm going to start off by assuming that my audience is at least somewhat as nerdy as I am, and is familiar with the show The Big Bang Theory and its characters. Read more

  Posted on 30 August 2012 DIARIES, SELF EXPRESSION

• Poll Results And Other News

  What I've learned from the polls I've had up recently: -Apparently my readers don't floss all that often. -My readers mostly support LGBTQ rights, but some of... Read more

  Posted on 29 August 2012 DIARIES, SELF EXPRESSION

• Paul Ryan Is A Douche Canoe (Nice Abs Or Not)

  

  See all these beautiful pictures? Know where they're taken? Janesville, Wisconsin. An absolutely gorgeous area, pretty little downtown, population of about... Read more

  Posted on 22 August 2012 DIARIES, SELF EXPRESSION

• Unfortunately, Lots Of States Sort Of Suck: Employment Discrimination Laws

  

  So I found out this morning some details about the laws surrounding employment discrimination based on sexual orientation and gender identity. This subject is... Read more

  Posted on 16 August 2012 DIARIES, SELF EXPRESSION

• Nothing Like A Grown-Up

  

  So I was watching Sex and the City the other day. Don't you look at me like that. Yes, of course I'm a thinking person. What? YES, I care about things other tha... Read more

  Posted on 14 August 2012 DIARIES, SELF EXPRESSION

• What I've Learned From Other Comedians

  

  1. I think too much. Meaning I think too much about deep things and/or useless worries. I could probably be funnier if I'd just chill the fuck out and spend mor... Read more

  Posted on 09 August 2012 DIARIES, SELF EXPRESSION

• Old

  Why do kids have to grow up? Like why do my little sisters have to go on dates and have babies, and why does my little brother have to talk about sexual stuff... Read more

  Posted on 08 August 2012 DIARIES, SELF EXPRESSION