Jillofalltrades
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Jill of All Trades
http://samantha-jillofalltrades.blogspot.com/
People who like that's-what-she-said jokes, your-mom jokes, ducks, spies, detectives, rambling, and basically anything a 13-year-old boy would like will love my blog. And whining about not getting laid. And also really crappy MS Paint drawings.
LATEST ARTICLES ( 157 )
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OMG Guys. I Got A Fucking AWARD.
I guess bloggers do this? They award each other? It seems a little like chain mail, from what I can gather, except it's exclusive chain mail (not the kind you... Read more
Posted on 20 January 2012 DIARIES, SELF EXPRESSION -
Vegan Recipe Contest! Best One Wins A Personalized Drawing!
I'm going to try out the vegan thing. No, don't make fun of me. It's a very practical health choice, as well as a stand against animal cruelty and the disgustin... Read more
Posted on 17 January 2012 DIARIES, SELF EXPRESSION -
Ugh. I'm Totes Screwed.
I may be all powerful and awesome now, with a "They don't like me? Fuck 'em!" James Dean-ish badass attitude about life. But I'm still absolutely terrible at... Read more
Posted on 16 January 2012 DIARIES, SELF EXPRESSION -
Looking Like An Adult Seems To Be Almost As Important As Actually Being One. Plu...
What happened to the days of old, when I looked 5-10 years older than I was? Hm? I remember being 11 when some lady at Costco thought I was married to my dad. Read more
Posted on 15 January 2012 DIARIES, SELF EXPRESSION -
My Blogiversary Post: A Conglomeration Of Awesome
Today is my one-year blogiversary. Exactly one year ago today I submitted my first post.I AM SO EXCITED.I really really want this post to be good. I’m starting... Read more
Posted on 14 January 2012 DIARIES, SELF EXPRESSION -
I Swear To God I'll Be Funny Soon. I'll Even Draw You Guys A Picture.
I promise. There will be one of my old-school Paint drawings in my next post.My BLOGIVERSARY POST!!!! About which I am very excited. Two days! Read more
Posted on 12 January 2012 DIARIES, SELF EXPRESSION -
The Ever-Pressing Plight Of The American 20-Something
What.The fuck.Do I want to do.With my life.Seriously.I have all these questions floating around in my brain. Should I go back to school? Should I try a new fiel... Read more
Posted on 12 January 2012 DIARIES, SELF EXPRESSION -
Some Ways 20-Somethings Suck
Since I was very young, it has commonly been joked at that I was born 40. A nice way to put it is that I have an "old soul," but most people don't put it the... Read more
Posted on 06 January 2012 DIARIES, SELF EXPRESSION -
Young, Pregnant, And Single--Another Guest Post From My Sister Hayley
Hayley's guest post had the 5th most views of all time of anything I've posted on this blog.The most views went to my post about Logan Echolls, further proving... Read more
Posted on 02 January 2012 DIARIES, SELF EXPRESSION -
Gave Up On The Internet Already, And Not Just Because It Sounded So Lame.
Well. That was fun.I have officially deleted all my profiles and given up on internet dating. Only took about 2 weeks.I had the following experiences:-Guy so... Read more
Posted on 02 January 2012 DIARIES, SELF EXPRESSION -
Lifelong Dream Being Fulfilled. No Big Deal.
Those of you who have known me since the days of the locket-wearing, bible-carrying and tea-drinking also know that I have long been obsessed with the... Read more
Posted on 30 December 2011 DIARIES, SELF EXPRESSION -
I've Decided To Be Madam Simza. It's Happening, Don't Question It.
I want to be this chick. SO. BADLY. She is Madam Simza, from the new Sherlock Holmes movie.Which was truly awesome, by the way. Fantastic.But THIS chick was a... Read more
Posted on 23 December 2011 DIARIES, SELF EXPRESSION -
I'm Pregnant, Not Dead--A Guest Post From My Sister Hayley
Please welcome guest blogger, and my sister, Hayley. :)She's the cutest pregnant chick ever, btw. And also pretty good at the ranting thing. Read more
Posted on 22 December 2011 DIARIES, SELF EXPRESSION -
Sam Turns To The Internet, Meets With Self-Confidence, Encouragement, Boning, An...
You guys all know by now how difficult a time I've had finding ways to meet people, especially people to go on dates with. I'm so smooth.Well...I did something ... Read more
Posted on 18 December 2011 DIARIES, SELF EXPRESSION -
My Chances At Being Cooler Have Just Risen Significantly, I Think.
So living downtown is awesome.Okay, not exactly downtown. But right across the river from downtown, and smack dab in the center of the area where all the young... Read more
Posted on 13 December 2011 DIARIES, SELF EXPRESSION -
Badassery, Defensiveness, And Self-Confidence Boosters, Among Other Things
As you are all aware, I struggle quite a bit with insecurity and a lack of self-confidence. This has been made apparent by my very awkward self-deprecating humo... Read more
Posted on 29 November 2011 DIARIES, SELF EXPRESSION -
A Quick News Update
Recent Accomplishments:-Find a place to live that is not with my parents. CHECK.-Get laid. CHECK.-Make successful vegan stuffing. CHECK.-Get hair cut and colore... Read more
Posted on 28 November 2011 DIARIES, SELF EXPRESSION