Jillofalltrades
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Jill of All Trades
http://samantha-jillofalltrades.blogspot.com/
People who like that's-what-she-said jokes, your-mom jokes, ducks, spies, detectives, rambling, and basically anything a 13-year-old boy would like will love my blog. And whining about not getting laid. And also really crappy MS Paint drawings.
LATEST ARTICLES ( 157 )
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If We Raise Enough Money, They Will Make A New Veronica Mars Movie.
No shit, guys. Go here to support it, if you're interested. I know I am. Veronica Mars fans have been plugging for a movie since the show ended 5 years ago!... Read more
Posted on 13 March 2013 DIARIES, SELF EXPRESSION -
Joss Whedon's Dollhouse--My Belated Opinions. (Spoilers!)
There are serious spoilers in this post. Fair warning. Ty and I just finished watching Dollhouse on Netflix. It was just about the best thing either of us had... Read more
Posted on 12 March 2013 ENTERTAINMENT -
In Honor of Douglas Adams' Birthday
Douglas Adams had about a million quotes that I totally adore, but I can share those on Facebook or whatever any day. My favorite thing of his was a little-know... Read more
Posted on 11 March 2013 DIARIES, SELF EXPRESSION -
I KNEW No One Could Do That And Get Away With It.
Sarah Jessica Parker told Net-a-Porter's Magazine that her doctor recently told her she fucked up her feet wearing all those heels and shit for 10 years on Sex... Read more
Posted on 10 March 2013 DIARIES, SELF EXPRESSION -
My Favorite Things About International Women's Day
1. All of the people taking this day to celebrate women, their history, and the world's progress toward becoming more gender-equal. We spend 364 days out of... Read more
Posted on 08 March 2013 DIARIES, SELF EXPRESSION -
Jif Chocolate Silk Peanut Butter, Or: Heaven.
It's back!!!!!! Jif Chocolate Silk peanut butter. My favorite food. I'm serious too. It was a limited time thing, apparently, because it was suddenly gone and... Read more
Posted on 07 March 2013 DIARIES, SELF EXPRESSION -
Small Accomplishments
It's easy to get caught up in all the stuff you haven't done yet; all the dreams you've yet to fulfill. But you know something? Read more
Posted on 06 March 2013 DIARIES, SELF EXPRESSION -
Things I'm Afraid To Tell You
I saw a link to this movement and despite it being an old one--looks like it first hit about a year ago--it really spoke to me. Read more
Posted on 05 March 2013 DIARIES, SELF EXPRESSION -
How The Hell Did They Find Jill?
I can understand how any of the rest of these search terms could lead a person here. But...this one? Now...one boob is bigger than the other. That's true and... Read more
Posted on 04 March 2013 DIARIES, SELF EXPRESSION -
"Fat Kid Status"--My Latest Recommendation
My good friend Lauren has begun a blog about baking/cooking...and she's a genius at it. If you want some amazing ideas and advice and pictures and the like,... Read more
Posted on 03 March 2013 DIARIES, SELF EXPRESSION -
Coolest Gift EVER!
My dad is the SHIT. This is my (late) (but amazing) birthday gift, which I got today in the mail: It's a copper pentacle pendant. My dad MADE it. In his... Read more
Posted on 02 March 2013 DIARIES, SELF EXPRESSION -
Risk
I can't tell you how many times I've met someone new and told them about how I moved from Portland to Charleston to Schenectady, etc, and seen their jaws drop... Read more
Posted on 01 March 2013 DIARIES, SELF EXPRESSION -
Why Is It Such A Big Deal That Michelle Obama Presented An Oscar?
I seriously don't get it. People are freaking out. Calm the fuck down, y'all. She beamed in, announced a winner, smiled all pretty, and that was that. Read more
Posted on 28 February 2013 DIARIES, SELF EXPRESSION -
Vlog #2
It's funny more because of how bad it is than because of how funny I am. But that's okay. Read more
Posted on 27 February 2013 DIARIES, SELF EXPRESSION -
I'm Your Basic Average Girl, and I'm Here to Save the World
So here's the sitch. I now live in Virginia. I am now married. I now have no "real" job and instead spend my time cleaning, organizing, and pooping on a somewha... Read more
Posted on 22 February 2013 DIARIES, SELF EXPRESSION -
I'm Going To Write Again, Guys
I've decided to start writing again. I got really bogged down with work and Tyler's long and heavy schooling and the weather and the loss of my Nana and my... Read more
Posted on 05 January 2013 DIARIES, SELF EXPRESSION -
Watch Shakespeare in Love With Me.
As I write this, my good readers, I am forcing myself for the first time to watch Shakespeare in Love. I will share with you my impressions as I go. 1.... Read more
Posted on 03 January 2013 DIARIES, SELF EXPRESSION -
Like We Needed More Proof I Was Crazy
OMG! It's Sam! ...Miss me? I went away for Thanksgiving and then I had a loss in the family last week, which is why it's been so very very long since I have... Read more
Posted on 07 December 2012 DIARIES, SELF EXPRESSION -
Election Day Fuck-Yeahs
1. They made it hard for us to find our voting location (1 tiny sign hidden around the corner, in a building tucked in the back). Read more
Posted on 07 November 2012 DIARIES, SELF EXPRESSION -
That Lazy Ten-Songs-On-Your-Ipod Thing
I'm doing it. The ten songs on your ipod thing. Meh. Lazy post. On shuffle, this is what comes up: 1. Last Rose of Summer--Celtic Woman I make no apologies.... Read more
Posted on 06 November 2012 DIARIES, SELF EXPRESSION