Jillofalltrades

LATEST ARTICLES ( 157 )

• Writer's Block

  

  When you're a writer and also a perfectionist and also easily overwhelmed and also have nothing going on in your life to inspire you and also kinda would like t... Read more

  Posted on 22 May 2013 DIARIES, SELF EXPRESSION

• Ted Nugent, I Do Not Want Your Donuts, Or Cat Scratch Fever, Thank You.

  

  Last night, Tyler and I saw Styx, REO Speedwagon, and Ted Nugent. Styx and REO Speedwagon were fantastic, and really they're the ones who deserve to have a... Read more

  Posted on 28 April 2013 DIARIES, SELF EXPRESSION

• Hi!

  

  Now...why would I draw Jill with blue hair? Hmmmm.... Maybe because of THIS: BAM! Professionally done too, so no orange and green splotches like last time I... Read more

  Posted on 24 April 2013 DIARIES, SELF EXPRESSION

• Fish Are Gross

  

  This weekend Tyler and I went fishing with our friend Mike. By which I mean they fished, and I watched squeamishly. I reeled one in, and I handed people things... Read more

  Posted on 22 April 2013 DIARIES, SELF EXPRESSION

• Legitimate Rape: A Song By Taylor Ferrara

  This is funny. This is really funny. I wish, when people like Todd Akin say horrible things that make me want to punch their elephant till the stars and... Read more

  Posted on 17 April 2013 DIARIES, SELF EXPRESSION

• Uplifting Quotes For What Could Very Easily Turn Into A Super-Depressed Day

  "The best way to get rid of the pain is to feel the pain. And when you feel the pain and go beyond it, you'll see there's a very intense love that is wanting... Read more

  Posted on 16 April 2013 DIARIES, SELF EXPRESSION

• Proof I'm From Portland: Part 2

  

  1. When it starts pouring and I'm driving down the freeway at 60 mph, passing accidents and people driving like the blob is chasing them... Read more

  Posted on 12 April 2013 DIARIES, SELF EXPRESSION

• Grumpy Flower

  

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  Posted on 06 April 2013 DIARIES, SELF EXPRESSION

• Jason Dohring (Logan Echolls) Officially Signed Up For Veronica Mars Movie

  

  That's right, everyone's favorite "psychotic jackass" has officially signed up for the Veronica Mars movie!! Initiate: Project Smolder The movie definitely... Read more

  Posted on 03 April 2013 DIARIES, SELF EXPRESSION

• What I Picture When I Hear "Undone" (The Sweater Song) by Weezer

  

  ...Because if the sweater unravels and that makes him naked, he must have been wearing nothing but a sweater in the first place. Which...ew. Read more

  Posted on 30 March 2013 DIARIES, SELF EXPRESSION

• I Must Like Romance Novel Names

  

  I couldn't sleep last night so I just laid there trying to think up good names for characters. And I realized...I like romance novel names. Which is, not gonna... Read more

  Posted on 26 March 2013 DIARIES, SELF EXPRESSION

• ...I Don't Get It.

  

  Not that I've ever understood most performance art very well. But this? I just...don't get it. Tilda Swinton (The Chronicles of Narnia, Moonrise Kingdom) is par... Read more

  Posted on 24 March 2013 DIARIES, SELF EXPRESSION

• What Happens When There Is Such A Thing As A Stupid Question

  

  Sorry I didn't write yesterday, guys. I've been trying SO hard to write every day this month. : / I'm sick and SO wiped out from it, it's been all I could do... Read more

  Posted on 22 March 2013 DIARIES, SELF EXPRESSION

• 11 Reasons I Am A Geek

  

  11. I desperately want a Doctor Who tattoo and an atom tattoo. Maybe something like this: A Gallifreyan symbol. ...and this: 10. I keep up with nukes, the... Read more

  Posted on 20 March 2013 DIARIES, SELF EXPRESSION

• My Top 5 Guilty Pleasures

  

  5. Katy Perry Especially this song. 4. Zac Efron It's bad, it's cheesy, I'm such a predictable girl with predictable taste and predictable genitalia...blah... Read more

  Posted on 19 March 2013 DIARIES, SELF EXPRESSION

• What's This? What's This? There's Something In The Air!

  

  A new phenomenon has been occurring lately in Jill's world. Just kidding. Unfortunately, I just got my 141st period. It's beautiful in its own way--when it... Read more

  Posted on 18 March 2013 DIARIES, SELF EXPRESSION

• Jill Gets Serious

  

  Readers!! I need your help. This blog has become my focus lately--I don't know if you've noticed. It's 2:45 pm on a Saturday and I'm still in my pajamas, doing... Read more

  Posted on 16 March 2013 DIARIES, SELF EXPRESSION

• Pro-Tip:

  If you use your Google account to comment, you won't be "Anonymous" and you won't have to list your Blogger blog in your comment--I'll be able to get to it by... Read more

  Posted on 16 March 2013 DIARIES, SELF EXPRESSION

• Jill Gets Science-y: The Higgs Boson

  

  Y'all remember the Higgs boson, right? The one that the media was (and still is) very stupidly calling the "God particle?" The one that made idiots all over... Read more

  Posted on 15 March 2013 DIARIES, SELF EXPRESSION

• "After Ever After"--What Happened To The Princesses?

  Have you guys seen this yet? You should. Not only is this kid extremely talented, this video is awesome. The Aladdin one is my favorite, but they're all pretty... Read more

  Posted on 14 March 2013 DIARIES, SELF EXPRESSION