Jillofalltrades
MY BLOGS
-
Jill of All Trades
http://samantha-jillofalltrades.blogspot.com/
People who like that's-what-she-said jokes, your-mom jokes, ducks, spies, detectives, rambling, and basically anything a 13-year-old boy would like will love my blog. And whining about not getting laid. And also really crappy MS Paint drawings.
LATEST ARTICLES ( 157 )
-
Enter to Win a Lovely Handpainted Upcycled Tin!
Made by Jill herself!And no, it is not decorated with shitty stick figures. It's actually quite pretty.See for yourselves:a Rafflecopter Read more
Posted on 26 July 2014 DIARIES, SELF EXPRESSION -
How I Clean
Posted on 25 July 2014 DIARIES, SELF EXPRESSION -
The Lunette Menstrual Cup Will Change Your Life
Yes, this post is about periods. Anyone who feels they can't get over that should really just leave. Here, read this post instead. Read more
Posted on 23 July 2014 DIARIES, SELF EXPRESSION -
Grumpy Flower Meets A Flirtatious Bee
Posted on 14 July 2014 DIARIES, SELF EXPRESSION -
On Teaching About the Founding Fathers (Or, The First Essay I've Written Since...
This will be boring unless you love history and/or education. You have been warned.Some may have heard of this recent trend of leaving certain of our “founding... Read more
Posted on 10 July 2014 DIARIES, SELF EXPRESSION -
The Presidents as Cartoon Characters
Well...okay, all the presidents I can actually remember holding office. (Dating myself...)That means Clinton, Bush, and Obama. Shut up, I'm only 23. Read more
Posted on 13 June 2014 DIARIES, SELF EXPRESSION -
Edward Snowden is a Goddamn Hero
Can I be super cereal for a sec, guyz?I am an account holder at Google, Facebook, and Twitter. This basically means the government can know everything about me... Read more
Posted on 29 May 2014 DIARIES, SELF EXPRESSION -
Easy Tasks No One Else Does
Anyone else live with someone who does this?My husband works 80 hours a week on complicated mechanical work that I could never hope to understand. But he can't... Read more
Posted on 22 May 2014 DIARIES, SELF EXPRESSION -
Christian Snail Mail Spam--Best Mail EVER
Today I received the most ridiculous mail I've ever gotten in my life.Won't you be so kind as to accompany me on this journey?It's no accident BECAUSE GOD.They... Read more
Posted on 10 May 2014 DIARIES, SELF EXPRESSION -
Check out Jill Goes Vegan
I recently went back to vegan--a welcome return, might I add, even with the newly-vegan nasty detox poops--and I thought about writing about it on here.Shut... Read more
Posted on 08 May 2014 DIARIES, SELF EXPRESSION -
Why Doctor Who Is A Better Person Than God
SPOILER ALERT. Also, IRREVERENCE ALERT.I don’t mean to say that Doctor Who is a wholly good character. In fact, various versions of the Doctor have made some... Read more
Posted on 02 May 2014 DIARIES, SELF EXPRESSION -
The ACTUAL 10 Sexiest Men in Music
Guys. GUYS.I just read a list of the “sexiest men in music” and I fucking kid you not, Harry Styles, Adam Lambert, Drake, and JUSTIN FUCKING BIEBER were on the... Read more
Posted on 12 April 2014 CELEB, DIARIES, ENTERTAINMENT, MUSIC, SELF EXPRESSION -
What My Book Is Really About
Most of you know I've been writing a book. It's a big part of why I've neglected this blog. I'm 5 solid chapters in, which is significant for historical... Read more
Posted on 09 January 2014 DIARIES, SELF EXPRESSION -
Paper Bag Kitty
I put a paper bag on top of Andromeda--and it was entirely her idea to poke her head through the hole and start walking around. I about died. Read more
Posted on 11 October 2013 DIARIES, SELF EXPRESSION -
Me? Crush? Nah...
Who else remembers this movie: ...back when both Mischa Barton and Ryan Merriman were cool enough to get away with joining Disney in taking a crowd dump on... Read more
Posted on 17 September 2013 DIARIES, SELF EXPRESSION -
No Mirror Makeup Challenge
I caved and tried it. Bam. Here ya go guys. Read more
Posted on 19 August 2013 DIARIES, SELF EXPRESSION -
A Day In The Life
...of me. Enjoy! * Read more
Posted on 03 August 2013 DIARIES, SELF EXPRESSION -
Most Fantastic Find Of All Time
A little while ago, Tyler and I were at a record store in Baltimore when we stumbled upon the most fantastic find of all time. Okay, second most fantastic. Don'... Read more
Posted on 22 July 2013 DIARIES, SELF EXPRESSION -
That Really Grinds My Gears
You know what I hate? I hate it when I've JUST finished painting my nails and then, suddenly, realize I have to take an urgent poop. Read more
Posted on 10 June 2013 DIARIES, SELF EXPRESSION -
How The Hell Does Jim Carrey Do It?
Now let me just start off by saying: I LIKE Jim Carrey. I think he's incredible both as a comedian and as an actor. He was great in (almost) everything he's eve... Read more
Posted on 07 June 2013 DIARIES, SELF EXPRESSION