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Jill of All Trades
http://samantha-jillofalltrades.blogspot.com/
People who like that's-what-she-said jokes, your-mom jokes, ducks, spies, detectives, rambling, and basically anything a 13-year-old boy would like will love my blog. And whining about not getting laid. And also really crappy MS Paint drawings.
LATEST ARTICLES ( 157 )
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Things That Happen When You Don't Eat Meat
Are you aware of all the dangers of not eating meat? Be sure to read this article so you can be super scared! 1. You will have more energy.Photo courtesy of... Read more
Posted on 24 August 2014 DIARIES, SELF EXPRESSION -
7 Things That Gross Me Out
This post is about things that gross me out, for varying reasons.Enjoy being grossed out with me.1. "Human Barbies"Valeria LukyanovaLolita RichiLike, WTF. Peopl... Read more
Posted on 22 August 2014 DIARIES, SELF EXPRESSION -
Best Birthday Gift Ever--Doctor Who Exploding TARDIS Mug
Tyler got me this Doctor Who Mug for my birthday, with the Van Gogh of the Tardis exploding! Vincent and the Doctor is my favorite episode ever, too.Yay!!!!! Read more
Posted on 22 August 2014 DIARIES, SELF EXPRESSION -
9 Back-To-School College Dorm Organizing Essentials
I scoured Amazon and found the 9 college dorm organizing essentials I would most recommend--and most of them are on sale!In fact at current prices you could... Read more
Posted on 21 August 2014 DIARIES, SELF EXPRESSION -
Speak Out For Ferguson
Everyone needs to speak out for Ferguson. Photo Courtesy of lp.orgIt affects you. Yes, even you, white middle-class cis straight able-bodied male from... Read more
Posted on 20 August 2014 DIARIES, SELF EXPRESSION -
300 Is Racist, Ableist and Homophobic As Hell
I watched 300 last night, and recorded my reactions, which were slightly drunken and funny. I have come to the conclusion that at minimum it is incredibly... Read more
Posted on 19 August 2014 DIARIES, SELF EXPRESSION -
10 Things Every Vegan Kitchen Needs
*Originally posted on Jill Goes Vegan Most of us, when we made the switch to vegan (or even vegetarian), realized that our kitchens were suddenly poorly set up... Read more
Posted on 18 August 2014 DIARIES, SELF EXPRESSION -
The News in 10 Seconds
1. Rush Limbaugh is a self-absorbed, nasty prick who thinks that everything everyone does is a result of the liberal agenda."Smile for the photo, Rush." "What... Read more
Posted on 14 August 2014 DIARIES, SELF EXPRESSION -
3 Bands You Should Be Listening To
Here are 5 bands you should be listening to, if you're not already!1. Man ManMan ManWhy:This is pretty much my favorite band of all time, and is also Tyler's... Read more
Posted on 13 August 2014 DIARIES, SELF EXPRESSION -
Robin's Daughter Zelda Williams Bullied by Evil Shitstains on Twitter
I cried this morning.Everyone is upset over Robin Williams' passing. Twitter is filled with I-Miss-You's; tons of blogs have foregone their regular content for... Read more
Posted on 13 August 2014 DIARIES, SELF EXPRESSION -
What It's Like Being a Hippie in the South
I am from Portland, Oregon.Yes, that Portland. Thanks, karmadecay.comI behave like I'm from Portland. I admit it. I recycle, I am a vegan, I always vote for... Read more
Posted on 12 August 2014 DIARIES, SELF EXPRESSION -
Mock Ebay Listing-These Awesome Mix Tapes I Made For My Ungrateful Ex Girlfriend
This is what it would look like if a loser douchebag had to sell his ex-girlfriend's stuff:For those who can't read the text (it's small):*Note* Photo in listin... Read more
Posted on 11 August 2014 DIARIES, SELF EXPRESSION -
AdSense Alternatives For Small Blogs
If you're another small-time blogger like me, you may have noticed how difficult it is to make money with AdSense. I'm here to present you with some... Read more
Posted on 10 August 2014 DIARIES, SELF EXPRESSION -
4 Things That Don't Mean What You Think They Mean
"You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means."1. Jack and Jill went up the hillto fetch a pail of waterJack fell downand broke... Read more
Posted on 07 August 2014 DIARIES, SELF EXPRESSION -
RAW Hair Color Review--Peacock Blue
You guys know I do crazy colors in my hair, usually blue (I must like getting glares from old white ladies in public).That's why Stick Figure Jill always has... Read more
Posted on 06 August 2014 DIARIES, SELF EXPRESSION -
This Priceline Commercial is a Chauvinistic Piece of Crap
Who has seen this Priceline commercial?For those of you who can't play the video, the girl (played by Kaley Cuoco of Big Bang Theory fame) enters a hotel room... Read more
Posted on 05 August 2014 DIARIES, SELF EXPRESSION -
Real-Life Reviews of the Lunette Menstrual Cup
My regular readers have probably seen all the buzz on here lately about the Lunette Menstrual Cup (down to only $28 right now on Amazon, you guys). Read more
Posted on 03 August 2014 DIARIES, SELF EXPRESSION -
"What's In Your Bag?" With Celebrity Guest Jill!
We've talked before with such influential ladies as Kat Kadrashian, Gemma Stoned, Hanna Kendrich, and Mamie Adams about the contents of their purses, and now... Read more
Posted on 31 July 2014 DIARIES, SELF EXPRESSION -
It Is Time For The Future. It Is Time...For The Lunette.
The last month of blog stats.Well, that escalated quickly.I have been writing this blog for three and a half years now, and I have never had a post blow up as... Read more
Posted on 29 July 2014 DIARIES, SELF EXPRESSION -
8 Common Myths About the Founding Fathers (Debunked!)
1. George Washington did not have wooden teeth.George Washington's actual dentures. From MountVernon.org.They were, however, made of just about everything... Read more
Posted on 29 July 2014 DIARIES, SELF EXPRESSION